Phrases you DON'T want to hear in PR

[JKRMAUI]

"Hey! how the hell can they always tell where I'm shooting from, this is Bull****!"

I replied "Tracers work both ways...."

To which he replied "Pffft reality mod my ***, that sucks"

[hiberNative]

*joins an apache squad*

me: hey. you wanna gun or fly?
dude: gun.
me: ok *takes off*
dude: so... how do i shoot this thing? hehe

and from that point you know that no matter how well you explain it, he won't get the hang of it during the flight.

[nick20404]

My turret isn't working?!

[Mary.au]

Heard a new one this morning:

*Enters huey transport with squad

Me: can you take us to d3kp4?

Pilot: can you get out please, i'm going after their armor

[Cpl.Small]

Heard this 2day:

SL in B6: Do not land in B6, B6 is hot! I repeat B6 is hot.

5 mins later

SL: I SAID B6 WAS HOT!! NOOB!

[artwie]

"LOL i owned those noobs! im so haxor!1111"

^

"im going to take sniper!11" (without permission from SL)

^

[Wild_Bill_007]

While gunning in a tank on kashan :

Me : " do you see anything"
driver : "nope, ow wait why is that guy looking at us ?"
Me : "OMG DRIVE !!!!!"
2sec later BOOOOOM a10 got us

[Tahanatos]

Me:" Dude why do you take a Sniper kit if there are 4 people in a sniperSQ?"
Vanilla Noob:"Every SQ should have a Sniper! Its dumb to have all in one SQ!"
ME:"Epic Facepalm"
My Mate:" Epic Facepalm"

[Expendable Grunt]

"How to fly?"

M.

[Hoboknighter]

"Pilots been shot!"

[Galliruler]

"Okay, right click is the hor-" Karblamo.

Freakin' noobs in Bombcars.

[Michael_Denmark]

When commander says:

- where's command post?

or

- how can I use artillery?

and my favorite

- what's the shovel for?



(no offence to those who said it )

Awesome

[Kirra]

When commander says:

- where's command post?

Hey, its hard to find it at times!

[Duckmeister|]

"Hey guys, that's weird, I'm hearing the cantina music from Star Wars somewhere, what is that?"

[conker1127]

"Im not a ****** noob"

"Hey Conk how do you get in a ***** tank"

"Im pushing *e"

^^^^That was all said by some guy on training^^^^

He kept asking questions and I asked if he was new [and from what you just read you know he said he wasnt].


*E may not be the key to get in a vehicle. I cant remember.

[Solid Knight]

It's understandable that people don't know the exact entry points on a vehicle.

[Rudd]

myself -

"why did you pick up the sniper kit?"

had to kick a few ppl this week for breaking my primary squad rule

[Sgt.ViperMax]

pilot :"I tell you guys I did nothing wrong!" after that happen:



All my squad was in

[ReaperMAC]

"Connection Problems"

[Valtasar]

"Connection Problems"

Said by pilot.