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"Hey! how the hell can they always tell where I'm shooting from, this is Bull****!"

I replied "Tracers work both ways...."

To which he replied "Pffft reality mod my ***, that sucks"

*joins an apache squad*

me: hey. you wanna gun or fly?
dude: gun.
me: ok *takes off*
dude: so... how do i shoot this thing? hehe

and from that point you know that no matter how well you explain it, he won't get the hang of it during the flight.

My turret isn't working?!

Heard a new one this morning:

*Enters huey transport with squad

Me: can you take us to d3kp4?

Pilot: can you get out please, i'm going after their armor

Heard this 2day:

SL in B6: Do not land in B6, B6 is hot! I repeat B6 is hot.

5 mins later

SL: I SAID B6 WAS HOT!! NOOB!

"LOL i owned those noobs! im so haxor!1111"

^

"im going to take sniper!11" (without permission from SL)

^

While gunning in a tank on kashan :

Me : " do you see anything"
driver : "nope, ow wait why is that guy looking at us ?"
Me : "OMG DRIVE !!!!!"
2sec later BOOOOOM a10 got us

Me:" Dude why do you take a Sniper kit if there are 4 people in a sniperSQ?"
Vanilla Noob:"Every SQ should have a Sniper! Its dumb to have all in one SQ!"
ME:"Epic Facepalm"
My Mate:" Epic Facepalm"

"How to fly?"

M.

"Pilots been shot!"

"Okay, right click is the hor-" Karblamo.

Freakin' noobs in Bombcars.

Ragni<RangersPL> wrote:When commander says:

- where's command post?

or

- how can I use artillery?

and my favorite

- what's the shovel for?



(no offence to those who said it )

Awesome

Ragni<RangersPL> wrote:When commander says:

- where's command post?

Hey, its hard to find it at times!

"Hey guys, that's weird, I'm hearing the cantina music from Star Wars somewhere, what is that?"

"Im not a ****** noob"

"Hey Conk how do you get in a ***** tank"

"Im pushing *e"

^^^^That was all said by some guy on training^^^^

He kept asking questions and I asked if he was new [and from what you just read you know he said he wasnt].


*E may not be the key to get in a vehicle. I cant remember.

It's understandable that people don't know the exact entry points on a vehicle.

myself -

"why did you pick up the sniper kit?"

had to kick a few ppl this week for breaking my primary squad rule

pilot :"I tell you guys I did nothing wrong!" after that happen:



All my squad was in

"Connection Problems"

[R-CON]ReaperMAC wrote:"Connection Problems"

Said by pilot.