If You were a Dev...

[Redamare]

1. Ban everyone on the forums even the devs (and myself)
2. Revoke every server lisense and make a $50,000 fee to obtain one
3. File a lawsuit against mumble, EA, Dice, and BSS

I Would Do JUST THAT ^_^

[Scot]

1. Make maps as scenic and sexy as FH2.
2. Put laptos and rados in game, with mayb a T-(WHATEVA WAS USED IN THE GALF WAR)
3. Remove all BF2 assets with new models that are sexy.

[CodeRedFox]

seeing as this thread was drag back from hell I will add:

Most of the posts here CAN be done with out being a Dev. Just requires you all to man up and jump in the water.

If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!

[Sniperdog]

1. Make an 8*8 water map
2. Make the loading music I'm On a Boat ft. TPain

[Scot]

Most of the posts here CAN be done with out being a Dev. Just requires you all to man up and jump in the water.

True, but that will invoke effort on my part, and I'm a lazy mofo.

[CodeRedFox]

like I said, man up

Or just be a squeaky wheel.

[Scot]

It's not a fact of manning up, it's that I don't have the time to contribute to PR, PRT, school and social life. The last one gets left out as it is. I prioritise, and seeing as a gaming career isn't something I'm interested in, it's not in my benefit to work for PR, i'll just play the mod for free But seriously, include laptos and rados.

[CodeRedFox]

invoke effort on my part, and I'm a lazy mofo.

So what you mean is your a busy MoFo In that case my "man up" comment doesnt apply

[Masterbake]

Busy planning new Community events right ?

[John-117]

1. Make sticky with Falkun's mum -check
2. Spend all the donation money on booze and hookers
3. ????
4. Profit

dont you guys all ready do that?
1.scrap the mod and begin again. starting small with 3 fractions. the continuasly patch up
2.make a ingame death star. so when the devs are playing they can relax and when they are losing boom dead enemy
3.make it into a franchise. i.e book, movies etc
4. add a jessica alba and megan fox nude poster some where in a map
5. when play prsp dont play under RDEVgoforumum2
6. become a real dev *sighs*

[DeadSmile187]

Jaymz looks to much BSG what the frakkk

if i would be dev i would add again teh Spec Opsch Kit with Uber Pwnzer Weapons

[driver-ch-driver]

Scot;1151548']

lol

Anyway, if I was a Dev

1) the chinook would be able to lift vehicles underslung

2) 'Drill mode' - where your player models arms/legs straighten up and when you walk-you march, and even after you let go of the w key you still go 3 steps to simulate the halt, and you would be able to salute, salute to the right/left, and when your standing still, you can tap the s key and do an about turn ect. ect. and when your squad gets called out on patrol, you can switch back to normal

3)fastropes

[Scot]

Busy planning new Community events right ?

yeah... of course...




Also Code Red, it's also laziness on my part, I probably could fit it into what I do, but then my sleep pattern would be even more off than it is now...

[CodeRedFox]

Cool, understandable Mrs Scot

[Elektro]

Combine every map into 1 super map, and have 500player servers, wonder why my app' was rejected.

1 - its a resuggestion

2 - it is under development

3 - its comming in .9

[rampo]

Make all players my slaves for one day ... did i type that out loud?

[Michael_Denmark]

1. Complete the development.

2. Celebrate the completion.

3. Get paid.

4. Take a long well deserved vacation.

5. Ask my self if i wanted to become a millionaire or not. Answer had to be either yes or no. Nothing between.

6. Find the one from the community who could make me a millionaire.

7. Follow the path - disciplined - to the mountain of money.

8. Learning to enjoy the view from the top of the mountain.

9. Paying the one who showed the path to the mountain, an agreed sum of money.

10. Play PR.

[Seiran]

If I were a [R-Dev] I would:

1) Ask Okita to write my name in Kanji, and have it put on my new Signature.

2) Sleep with Chuc because he's awesome, sleep with Okita as payment for my name in Kanji on my signature.

3) Resign amidst the scandal once Chuc and Okita discover I've been sleeping with both of them.

Ok here's the real list.

If I were a [R-Dev] I would:

1) Focus on finding a resolution to every annoying Punkbuster error we face.

2) Would lend my knowledge to the weapon design teams for the U.S. Forces.

3) Would support the calls of the forum concerning updating weapons to more accurately depict the variant's used today.

[Scot]

[CodeRedFox]

I think scot you wanted this one.