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PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-09 20:29
by ObeerBongKenobi
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed how many Canadians play Project reality?
half the goddamn community seems to be from Canada eh?

I have a theory as to why PR is so popular with Canadians. It's because PR is like hockey!

For all of you that don't know what hockey is you are probably same guy that takes a sniper kit and uses a logi to drive across the map and abandons it in the middle of nowhere who gets killed as soon as he jumps out of it cause the truck is still moving. Yeah you know who you are.

Hockey comes from the French word "hoquet" which means shepherd's crook. Also it's rumoured that a man named Colonel Hockey in Windsor, Nova Scotia used the game to keep his troops conditioned.

It goes like this,
You have a bunch of coxsuckers in the arena filled with ice like in figure skating thats another thing altogether..I'll stay on topic.

The guys on the ice use these sticks to hit eachother while moving around on ice skates. There is a black disc called a hockey puck. it doesnt serve much purpose though. it just moves around on the ice.

There is a siren sound like in PR when you have less than 50 tickets left. that same siren sound is used in hockey when the team gets the black disc thing in the opponents net.
when you hear the siren sound just like in PR they start to fight harder sometimes using Melee attacks. Unfortunately there is no heavy machine guns, TOW missle or AAVP (anal and vaginal penetration) in hockey.

Check out this video so you can see what I'm talking about:

https://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/sir ... lightning/

You already have the siren sound built into PR. how hard would it be to add the hockey rink and ice skates for the players?
devs?

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-09 21:25
by Danielj15
ObeerBongKenobi wrote: half the goddamn community seems to be from Canada eh?
100% wrong

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-09 21:38
by ObeerBongKenobi
Danielj15 wrote:100% wrong
well yes. And the other half is Australian. Not sure if Aussies are into hockey but I know they are mostly alcoholics. I think I found the Candian and Aussie commonality.

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-09 21:40
by robert357
ObeerBongKenobi wrote:well yes. And the other half is Australian.
Are you SURE about that?

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-09 22:42
by ObeerBongKenobi
robert357 wrote:Are you SURE about that?
Okay so its half, canadian, half australian, and half Polski.

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-10 07:10
by qs-racer
I suggest deer ObeerBongKenobi to don't think that the earth is flat, and meanwhile you are sleeping, the whole opposite part of the world is playing (Europe, middle east).

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-10 11:31
by PatrickLA_CA
I'd say half the PR community right now is from the Balkans, at least that's how it feels when I go in any random squad and there is someone swearing in a Balkan language. Why Balkan people love PR? It's pretty obvious innit

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-10 18:56
by SemlerPDX
I think your math is off....

"90% of the game is half mental" -John Madden Football '96

Re: PROJECT REALITY HOCKEY MODE?

Posted: 2020-07-14 16:43
by i90r
Let's make PR olympic games worldwide so everyone should be happy with disciplin he likes.

Actually archery could be fun, or throwing javelin instead od grenade xD