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The [official] amazing jihad story thread....

Posted: 2007-04-02 13:19
by Major._Spork
ok, i bet their are a few million jihad storys around... but here is the "official thread" for all your storys....

i have a good few BF2 storys of jihad also... can i tell thoes???


and read the rules to be followed... set by the devs.
[R-MOD]Mongolian_dude
Please, everyone refrain from commenting on REAL Jihads or acts of terrorism. Fair enough if you re-enacted, in-game, something you saw on youtube and it worked, tell us about that but dont say anything that could be considered 1) offensive and 2)implying that you take part in illigitimate activities.
Also, please refrain from posting FRAPS, youtube, BR files here on the forums as this is in breach of forum rules.

The mod team,

...mongol...
anyways

I was driving around al basarah... pwning some americans.. with either the ak or having a bug on the windshield moments... well what do i come upon next is a fully loaded apc... which then was pummled by about 5 RPG-7 simultaniously....

well they bailed out of the APC... found a nice safe building where they were hiding in... 2 blackhawks came in... gunners in both... so they landed next to each other... and the 8 men in the apc got out and started to run to the 2 BH..

well all other oposition in the area left... [for the us] except me... i was hiding and watching, both of their blackhawks were facing the opposite direction... i pulled out of my "garage" in one of the houses... and sped as fast as i could towards em....

well 1 guy saw me and started to fire, it did no good as he was the crewman... [his aming was very bad] so he jumped in the heli, the helis started to move... i got between the two... with all my c4 and everything... every soul in both heli's died.... but the heli's remained.... damaged, but still their....
12 kills for me... 2 helis to place c4 in at my next life

8 kills from the heli's being grabbed and hurried back to the airfield...

golden boys... i was golden
:p

Posted: 2007-04-02 18:25
by arneboe
My friend an I were playing Mec on Muttrah City, doing some VBIED action.. We were driving at full speed down the road alongside the water, passing Mosque and taking a left turn at full speed just past Park... as soon as we came around the turn we find ourselves in the middle of what must have been almost two full squads running over the road towards park... My buddy having placed the C4's jumped out and pushed the button instantly giving allied medics something to do.. i don't recall how many died, but it was awesome!

Posted: 2007-04-02 18:42
by ZaZZo
lol nice stories.. this happend once i was mocking about on al basrah getting quite bored.. well i got the jihad civ car sped outta the garage.. onto the road leading to the airfield (mustve been modified server) out into the desert after avoiding several tank shells and cobras.. driving around in thier main i spottet cobra warming up... i made a hard left turn around the terminal and headed on to the cobra. the gunner opened fire but didnt hit me. a rocket hit to my left. now i was close to them.. i hit the horn and in that moment the pilots mustve known they were f*cked.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Posted: 2007-04-02 19:15
by Outlawz7
Ugh, I remember I got jihaded by a Humvee, when i was warming up the Abrams at Airfiled in Basrah...still dont know, how that guy pulled it off with a Humvee, since you cant drive enemy vehicles...weird.

Posted: 2007-04-02 19:22
by tele-loe-
I jihaded a UH60 while on a dirtbike. I have the battlerecorder file but I hvent had the time to FRAP it.

Posted: 2007-04-02 20:13
by Mongolian_dude
Please, everyone refrain from commenting on REAL Jihads or acts of terrorism. Fair enough if you re-enacted, in-game, something you saw on youtube and it worked, tell us about that but dont say anything that could be considered 1) offensive and 2)implying that you take part in illigitimate activities.
Also, please refrain from posting FRAPS, youtube, BR files here on the forums as this is in breach of forum rules.

The mod team,

...mongol...

Posted: 2007-04-02 20:33
by k30dxedle
Today on Devfile Al Basrah, I machine gunned (M249) a dirtbike that was about to blow up our squad APC. Then, a few minutes later, I did the same to a guy in a jihad car attempting to roadkill me.

...yeah, my stories stink.

Posted: 2007-04-02 22:19
by eddie
Backing up what Mongol said. Don't be surprised if every MOD's watching this like a hawk.

Posted: 2007-04-02 23:06
by Leo
Well, I took one of the jihad cars, parked it by the trees near the bridge in sector F3 and started selling ice cream, no joke, flavors were derka, Al-Queda, and Oh-La-Allah. Two guys bough ice cream and I got TKed twice, and killed by the enemy three times.

Posted: 2007-04-02 23:07
by Blackhawk 5
wha+ i like +o do is ge+ up behind a +ank and blow +he horns as loud as poaaible. and when +he guy +urns around or jumps ou+...booom!

Posted: 2007-04-02 23:25
by Major._Spork
'[R-MOD wrote:eddie']Backing up what Mongol said. Don't be surprised if every MOD's watching this like a hawk.
thats why i edited that into the orig. post

Posted: 2007-04-02 23:31
by Wasteland
Blackhawk 5 wrote:wha+ i like +o do is ge+ up behind a +ank and blow +he horns as loud as poaaible. and when +he guy +urns around or jumps ou+...booom!
Why would you replace "t" with "+"? Why?

And re: the OP, that's awesome! But if there's no screenshots, it never happened. Of course I'm just saying that because you just beat me for best jihad run (mine was a cobra and a BH, but only 3 or 4 kills).

Posted: 2007-04-02 23:42
by Major._Spork
lol..... i forgot to get the screenshots.... i was laughing to hard....

its like with W0W and the "light well" spell

the only way it will kill somebody is if you use it.... everyone laughs so hard... they die

Posted: 2007-04-03 00:15
by Blackhawk 5
JP*wasteland.soldier wrote:Why would you replace "t" with "+"? Why?

And re: the OP, that's awesome! But if there's no screenshots, it never happened. Of course I'm just saying that because you just beat me for best jihad run (mine was a cobra and a BH, but only 3 or 4 kills).
http://realitymod.com/forum/t18808-p2-c ... oards.html

Posted: 2007-04-03 02:58
by El_Vikingo
I knew there was something strange with this thread. It's just doesn't feel right.

Posted: 2007-04-04 13:47
by ZaZZo
wtf?