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What's the funniest thing you've ever heard in PR, be it in chat or VOIP?

Mine is "Don't Lase Me Bro!"

^^ which means Woot?? Can you give us a translation?

thinking of a quote......

Hello, i quote a famous film sentence when someone start complain at bit much, from the French film "Dobberman", u just say "Welcome to reality baby!" with a darth vador voice! miracle the guy stop complain !
Dont know if this film cross Atlantic but you should know this actor, Tcheky Kario, the bad guy in Bad Boys 1
B.R.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FFnpS-eYA

2 mins and 5 seconds Madtommy... seems all distressing, then when you know what a taser feels like it's just freakin hilarious lol

my favorite quote
This happens at least every night, starting to run out of responses now...

Random Pubby: !Nextmap
[T&T]Epoch: !Beer

Random Pubby: !Nextmap
[T&T]Sadist Cain: !How About No

I can't remember who said this (probably me by the sounds of it...)

"are we getting shot at?"

"Dunno..."

"I think we are... did you feel that?"

"feel what?""

*BOOM*

Nothing quite like a good tank engagement

[Mi-28 Chopper flies overhead]
[T&T] Hesky, over VOIP: That looks majestic. [Pause] God that sounded gay.

Wasn't so much the majestic comment as the fact he called himself out on it lol. We laughed (Sorry chap - will let it rest now, promise!)

" because im a soldier and i cant climb"

noob rants about mestia

https://www.realitymod.com/forum/pr-newbie-t31973.html

any of the 100 or so quotes from this vid...

Sadist_Cain wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3FFnpS-eYA

2 mins and 5 seconds Madtommy... seems all distressing, then when you know what a taser feels like it's just freakin hilarious lol

land of liberty LOL

Freedom of speech, still going strong

"Shoot him in the back of his face !"

Stealth Clobber wrote:What's the funniest thing you've ever heard in PR, be it in chat or VOIP?

Mine is "Don't Lase Me Bro!"

Did I say that? I remember saying that.

'We are engaged with the enemy'

Allah will have to wait, now its tea time!
-some random british soldier on Al barash.
Someone else here, I forget who, was with me when that was said, and they put it in their signature.

"Was that an enemy?!?!" as one of my squad members said as a crazed PLA special forces ran right through the middle of my entire squad on sunset and didn't do anything. He just kept runnin.

"Is he down?"

"Dunno, drop a HEAT round on his ***...just to be sure."

(after an engineer tried to sneak up on us and was gunned down by our engy in the .50)

On a round of Fools Road me and a clan mate were tanking in the T-62 when a British Commander Truck pulled up right in front of us way back near the Bunker.

After about 10 seconds of both of us just sitting there I said, "Hey.... Thats not our Command Truck..."

"The grass just spoke Chinese..."

Epic Bi Ming quote.

Everytime we hang out in Al Basrah waiting for the Brits:

"Oh great they're having a circle jerk at palace again"