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DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 09:49
by killer_01000
i was playin kashan and i just noticed this when i was falling thru the vent shaft in the bunker , landing in the toilet , and i thought to myself eewwww , THEN i noticed dookie in the stall that i fell in lol
i wonder if it was put there on purpose cuzz the bathroom stall entrance tactic is a "crappy" tactic lol
thoughts?
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 10:06
by Smegburt_funkledink
I hope you washed you hands...
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 10:16
by Rudd
"hey man, what you modelin'?"
"just some old shit"
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 10:17
by arjan
thats wye the mec has light brown skin color!

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 10:53
by killer_01000
Sgt.Smeg wrote:I hope you washed you hands...
i couldn't find the sink so i used the dead american guys clothes

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"hey man, what you modelin'?"
"just some old shit"
maybe thats why .9 isnt out yet
the devs are busy modeling poo in the toilets
jk no offense devs, gj on the poo
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 11:00
by Rhino
Dr2B Rudd wrote:"hey man, what you modelin'?"
"just some old shit"
takes like 30secs tops to model ****
its been there from like .6

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 11:06
by killer_01000
so was it intentionally modeled in? LOL
id like to know who did it
tooo much free time i quess
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 11:45
by Smegburt_funkledink
killer_01000 wrote:so was it intentionally modeled in? LOL
id like to know who did it
tooo much free time i quess
Intentional? Free time?
This is a realism mod, have you ever been to a public toilet where all of them have been flushed?

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 12:05
by Rhino
Engineer wrote:lack of TP makes it unrealistic.
the guy didn't flush in protest of no TP!

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 12:16
by Smegburt_funkledink
Jonny wrote:Have you ever been in a public toilet which is surrounded by hesco and under attack by US troops?
I guess not... but more to the point that you have made, he obviously didn't have time to flush as they were under attack.

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 13:52
by ghettostankk
How could it not be put there on purpose?
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 13:59
by Rhino
ghettostankk wrote:How could it not be put there on purpose?
matt.b might have just crapped in his 3D scanner by mistake then again by mistake put it in the bog?

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 14:00
by Spec
Maybe the dev who modelled it used the toilet?
Edit: Ninja'd by a rhino... This is sad.

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 15:30
by Rudd
[R-DEV]Rhino wrote:takes like 30secs tops to model to ****
What is this? The modeler's version of speedcock?!
(for the uninitiated - Speedcock is a game played by very immature people where the person who can draw a penis the fastest wins. (but the penis must be generally agreed to be of an acceptable standard...) I'm gonna go away now and think about what I've done...)
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 15:33
by Rhino
fixed, meant to say "takes like 30secs to model ****", all you need to do is make a low poly sphere then stretch it, then do a box or sphere UV to a brownish texture

Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 16:04
by Eagle345
[R-DEV]Rhino wrote:fixed, meant to say "takes like 30secs to model ****", all you need to do is make a low poly sphere then stretch it, then do a box or sphere UV to a brownish texture
Anatomy of a E-turd
Re: DOOKIE tactics
Posted: 2009-03-24 18:34
by Scot
Fracking bots, forget to flush!!