PR skits
Posted: 2009-05-04 05:26
Hey guys. I came up with these ideas a while ago and posted it up on the Australian/New Zealand PR community BigD Gaming but due to lack of interest it never got off the ground. So I’ll repost it here and let you guys pick at it and see if you want these ideas.
Original thread here... it’s been long dead
bigD on YouTube. any takers? - BigD Gaming Community
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Here’s an idea. I’ve noticed a few YouTube videos of BF2 and I thought being such an AWSOME community that we should make up our own. I’ve written a few ruff scripts of some skits that I thought we could put together and I was wondering if you guys liked the idea.
Below are some I’ve thought up. sorry about spelling a grammar. Sleep makes it easier to care.
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A Merlin is hovering high above Al Basrah with a full load of troops. The back door is open with a single squad member standing in the back which is the commander/superior officer. He gives a small speech about training and being new meat, yaddy yaddy. The usual thing they say about the new recruits. Then he tells them to jump out the back and parachute into the hot zone. We see all the recruits go screaming out the back ready for a fight with the com standing by watching them jump.
Then they all come to a crashing pile as they realise their chutes aren’t working. Back up top in the chopper the com is looking over the end and laughing about his great pranks on the Reality-noobs and saying he was never stupid enough to fall for that one when he started. The chopper pilot walks up next to him and says “great prank but I’ve got a better one” and he proceeds to jump out and deploy his chute. The com wanting to now screams out “hey wait what jo....” then notices the chopper start to plummet out of the sky as he scream out profanities.
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A squad of 3 are running around the trees of a forest map when the squad leader calls for a stop and says “this looks like a good spot” his to squad mates. They look at each other and say to each other “ow he wants to set up a rally point.” After he gets them over to a tree he asks them to turn outward from the tree and keep watch as he does this job.
They stand quietly for a couple of seconds (maybe something random happens in background like enemy troop being sneak attacked with knife by friendly) until one of the squad mates says “jeez what the hell is that smell?”
Then the SL asks the other guy if he could borrow one of those medic patches which he replies “what why would you...” and turns around to find the SL squatting over a rally shaped huge ****. (Perhaps a bit of Photoshop for that one). Both the SM jump back freaking out and they SL just says “well what did ya think I was doin? I set up a really only 20 metres away”
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A pair of US troop’s are standing at an entrance to a compound in Al Basrah bored as hell and rambling on about something (make something up like a dirty joke. I can’t think of everything). An insurgent civilian walks out of nowhere and starts calling out random **** and jumping to get their attention. One of them says “I’m gonna go catch me some Intel points” and runs off to catch the civvie who just ran around the corner. The other guys calls out “wait, we’re supposed to stay on gaurd” and runs to catch up but stops at the corner as the dog comes bolting back around the corner.
He calls out to him puzzled at his retreat until he hears an insurgent call and turns back to where they civvie went. Only to come face to face with as many civvies with rocks as possible with PR. After an awkward pause he just calls “medic”.
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Short skit of an engineer and a HAT hanging out around a supply truck with the HAT guy wanting a crate. So the engi gets in and drop the crate. He calls out if it dropped with a confused “sort of” only to get out and look behind to find a Companion Cube from Portal.
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Another shortie with troops hanging around a chopper that was dumped in the middle of nowhere. None of the troops around it are willing to get a pilot kit until a random runs up behind them and says “It’s okay I’ll fly”. After they get in and the chopper starts to warm up one of the troops asks is mate if he’s seen this guy before on the server. They ask him how long he’s been playing and he replies “ow just got this an hour ago”. The next scene skips over to a burning hele with corpses and utter chaos around it.
Original thread here... it’s been long dead
bigD on YouTube. any takers? - BigD Gaming Community
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Here’s an idea. I’ve noticed a few YouTube videos of BF2 and I thought being such an AWSOME community that we should make up our own. I’ve written a few ruff scripts of some skits that I thought we could put together and I was wondering if you guys liked the idea.
Below are some I’ve thought up. sorry about spelling a grammar. Sleep makes it easier to care.
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A Merlin is hovering high above Al Basrah with a full load of troops. The back door is open with a single squad member standing in the back which is the commander/superior officer. He gives a small speech about training and being new meat, yaddy yaddy. The usual thing they say about the new recruits. Then he tells them to jump out the back and parachute into the hot zone. We see all the recruits go screaming out the back ready for a fight with the com standing by watching them jump.
Then they all come to a crashing pile as they realise their chutes aren’t working. Back up top in the chopper the com is looking over the end and laughing about his great pranks on the Reality-noobs and saying he was never stupid enough to fall for that one when he started. The chopper pilot walks up next to him and says “great prank but I’ve got a better one” and he proceeds to jump out and deploy his chute. The com wanting to now screams out “hey wait what jo....” then notices the chopper start to plummet out of the sky as he scream out profanities.
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A squad of 3 are running around the trees of a forest map when the squad leader calls for a stop and says “this looks like a good spot” his to squad mates. They look at each other and say to each other “ow he wants to set up a rally point.” After he gets them over to a tree he asks them to turn outward from the tree and keep watch as he does this job.
They stand quietly for a couple of seconds (maybe something random happens in background like enemy troop being sneak attacked with knife by friendly) until one of the squad mates says “jeez what the hell is that smell?”
Then the SL asks the other guy if he could borrow one of those medic patches which he replies “what why would you...” and turns around to find the SL squatting over a rally shaped huge ****. (Perhaps a bit of Photoshop for that one). Both the SM jump back freaking out and they SL just says “well what did ya think I was doin? I set up a really only 20 metres away”
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A pair of US troop’s are standing at an entrance to a compound in Al Basrah bored as hell and rambling on about something (make something up like a dirty joke. I can’t think of everything). An insurgent civilian walks out of nowhere and starts calling out random **** and jumping to get their attention. One of them says “I’m gonna go catch me some Intel points” and runs off to catch the civvie who just ran around the corner. The other guys calls out “wait, we’re supposed to stay on gaurd” and runs to catch up but stops at the corner as the dog comes bolting back around the corner.
He calls out to him puzzled at his retreat until he hears an insurgent call and turns back to where they civvie went. Only to come face to face with as many civvies with rocks as possible with PR. After an awkward pause he just calls “medic”.
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Short skit of an engineer and a HAT hanging out around a supply truck with the HAT guy wanting a crate. So the engi gets in and drop the crate. He calls out if it dropped with a confused “sort of” only to get out and look behind to find a Companion Cube from Portal.
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Another shortie with troops hanging around a chopper that was dumped in the middle of nowhere. None of the troops around it are willing to get a pilot kit until a random runs up behind them and says “It’s okay I’ll fly”. After they get in and the chopper starts to warm up one of the troops asks is mate if he’s seen this guy before on the server. They ask him how long he’s been playing and he replies “ow just got this an hour ago”. The next scene skips over to a burning hele with corpses and utter chaos around it.