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Chuc doesn't animate weapons, he just glares at them and they move on their own

Chuc is unaffected by the respawn timer, because he never dies.

iTunes pays Chuc $0.99 every time he listens to a song.

Punkbuster never kicks Chuc, rather, Chuc kicks punkbuster.

Chuc is the only one who can fastrope from Blackhawks on any PR map

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed always enough Chuc to go around.

When R-MODs issue infractions to Chuc, they get banned. Nobody gives Chuc infractions.

Chuc calls in JDAMs without a laser designator

The real reason the PR Testing Team exists is to keep Chuc occupied

The field dressing Chuc carries are for the enemy, so he can heal them and kill them again.

Chuc can capture your main base

Chuc doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuc throws down!

The siren at the end of every round in PR is there to warn you that Chuc is watching

Chuc's Humvee can carry six passengers

Chuc never "plays" with God mode. Playing is for children.

When Chuc leaves your mumble channel, thank God that you are still alive

Chuc never has to reload. Infact Chuc really doesn't even need a gun

Chuc invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and fastropes-- in that order.

When Chuc teabags your corpse in game, it uninstalls PR from your computer

Chuc is unaffected by squad kit limitations

Deviation in Project Reality doesn't affect Chuc's accuracy

Chuc uses L-AT to destroy Main Battle Tanks

The other DEV's added the voice command "We're Getting Wasted, Fall Back!" for situations when players encounter Chuc

When Chuc gets in a helicopter, it doesn't have a warm-up time

Every time Chuc captures an objective, a woman gets pregnant

Chuc counts as his own faction

Chuc can change the hard-coding from vBF2

Chuc is the real reason the carrier washed ashore on the Community Event Korengal Map "Operation Noah's Ark"

Tactical Gamer kicks supporting members when Chuc joins the server.

Chuc can bring down an A-10 by staring at it

The reason your punkbusters heartbeat fails is because it just saw Chuc

Chuc can kill with the shovel

The JDAM is Chuc sneezing

Chuc cannot resuscitate, his hands would crush your sternum by sticking you with the epipien.

If you crash during a game, it's because Chuc ran out of bullets

Chuc Shoots civvies and gets away without penalty

Chuc once shot down a Frogfoot by simply aiming his hand at his screen and shouting 'bang'. Women all simultaneously orgasmed.

Chuc's tears can put fastropes into PR. Shame he will never cry

Chuc once shot a pistol in the general direction of the enemy. He fired once, and all the enemy team died. Including armour.

It doesn't matter if the squad bug occurs, if Chuc is your enemy, your team is already f**ked

Chuc can blow bubbles with beef jerky

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuc

Chuc can touch MC Hammer.

Remember that time you were on a server and god shot from out of no where? That was Chuc on the other server.

All your .50 cals belong to Chuc

All your base are belong to Chuc.

For Chuc there isnt any hot Landing Zones, the Landing Zone becomes hot when he moves in

[R-DEV]Hitperson wrote:When Chuc joins a server all other players CTD