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Yesterday, A squad and I walked all the way from east city to the docks on Muttrah. We were having very good conversation, about Genghis Khan and how Cleopatra was a whore. Anyway what was your best conversation you've had on PR?

While doing nothing such as defeding a well secured point, we tell jokes


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The other night a pretty cool fella who shall remain nameless named a squad "Conspiracies" and kept asking the squad what was their favorite conspiracy theory.

The only problem was nobody cared because we kept getting taken out (Asad Khal), and when he mentioned he'd been drinking all day he completely lost the squad lolz.

Usually jokes are the best to tell when moving/playing, there's a couple of players out there whose names I remember just because of how funny they are.

My best conversation was short and sweet. It was a mumble discussion between Jaymz and myself recently.

Me: "Jaymz, just reinstalling, be with you soon".
Jaymz: "..."
[R-CON]Rudd: "Whoever that is, can you please not talk if you're not playing, as we can all hear you, so please shut up".
me: "F**k up, Rudd".
all: *laughter*

Had a very engaging conversation about the Chinook and how it has no relation towards the SeaKnight.

If we're sitting defending something or have a long walk someone will find a list of great people or things, and then we'll discuss/argue about how well we think the list is put together. One such list was greatest Presidents of America, they put Bill Clinton in the top 5 that was a fun evening.

Favorite porno movies... Nuff said.. Nothing takes the heat off the desert like a smoking hot pornstar...

'[R-DEV wrote:Gaz;1213683']My best conversation was short and sweet. It was a mumble discussion between Jaymz and myself recently.

Me: "Jaymz, just reinstalling, be with you soon".
Jaymz: "..."
[R-CON]Rudd: "Whoever that is, can you please not talk if you're not playing, as we can all hear you, so please shut up".
me: "F**k up, Rudd".
all: *laughter*

lol, didn't I say "Alright, have to run in an hour though" or something along those lines. Maybe I said it in SL channel force centre or something, oops.

I normally has funny moments/jokes when defending... Once in Kashan we were defending bunkers... I took lots of SS with binos, looking at someone else looking at me wth binos, and we were all jocking and messing around while the SL checked for enemies...

J.Silver wrote:Favorite porno movies... Nuff said.. Nothing takes the heat off the desert like a smoking hot pornstar...

Yeah exactly, I prefer goatse myself.

"No seriously man, there's no punishment for killing civilians. . . They took it out. . ."

Whole squad: "Seriously? Oh f***ing sweet. . ."

Needless to say, there were some long spawn times and questions asked.


Nothing stacks up to the time the CAS squad in the GSA BigD server was being haunted by a Korean national on Muttrah while half full. I joined and the guy spoke the funniest broken Engrish ever. Mid conversation he'd go off in tangents about snow, what he liked to cook, what the hills reminded him of, anything at all that wasn't related to the conversation.

"Yeh, I think I saw AA north of the hotel."
"Yar we shoold gow and check that owt!"
"Righto, just don't loiter too long."
"NOOOO, don't worry, everyding OH KAY!"
"Swapping back to hellfires."
*Getting closer to the AA site*
"Enemy soldier bears 60, 300 meters."
"MAAAN, SOO HUNGRY, AFTER DIS I COOK SOME PORK WITH EGGS, ITSSS SOOO GOOOD."
"Hold steady dude."
"Man when coook pork in fry pan and use a lot of salt <indistinct noises> sooo goood."
"Seriously man, steady up, I'm gonna **** this guy up."
"Can't wait maaan, can't waaait."
<Me laughing, the helicopter steadies>
"MAAN, BE QUICK SO WE CAN GET TO DA AYE AYE. I DOWNT WANNA USE FLARES."

It was like that for twenty minutes til he flew into a building. Laughed my *** off.

It's the middle of the summer, the British sun is making its only hot appearance that month and my flat is reaching the low 30s. My PC is close to the window, and the thermoregulated cooling inside it is, for the first time ever, running at full pelt to stop things going melty. I am on a test server with the EU test team, trying to work out why grenades are now vanishing if bounced off certain types of surfaces.
Masaq: Guys, is anyone else getting some kind of sound bug? Like a whirring noise?
Rest of the beta testing team, in turn: No, no, nothing at my end...

(Jaymz joins Teamspeak)

Masaq: James mate, think someone's fucked up somewhere... I'm getting this weird sound bug
Jaymz: (panicy-sounding) Oh god, don't tell me that... What kind of sound?
Masaq: A constant whirring, like an APC's engine following me around
Jaymz: Haven't changed the engine noises in this build at all.
Masaq: Well it's happening... it's like an APC idle noise has been added to the environmental effects or something
Rest of the beta testing team, in turn: Nope, we're still not getting it...
Masaq: Hmmm... oh. I'll check my jack connections, make sure everything's ok...

<leans forward to check speakers are plugged in>

Masaq: Shit, whaddya know... it's my case fans.


Oops.

"No seriously man, there's no punishment for killing civilians. . . They took it out. . ."

Whole squad: "Seriously? Oh f***ing sweet. . ."

Needless to say, there were some long spawn times and questions asked.

:s

Am I the only one who wouldn't shoot unarmed players even if there was no punishment for it? Punishment or not, shooting civies ruins the fun for those playing them.

Sorry, I'm spoiling the thread. *disappears*

best conversation ever was on korengal where we renamed all the areas to LOTR things.

We killed many a taliban in the mines of moria.

[R-CON]Rudd wrote: We killed many a taliban in the mines of moria.

Win.

I always laugh at celebrities impressions made (especially) on mestia @ west objective.
Arnie impression mixed up with nade spam makes my day.

'[R-DEV wrote:Masaq;1214153']

The context:

It's the middle of the summer, the British sun is making its only hot appearance that month and my flat is reaching the low 30s. My PC is close to the window, and the thermoregulated cooling inside it is, for the first time ever, running at full pelt to stop things going melty. I am on a test server with the EU test team, trying to work out why grenades are now vanishing if bounced off certain types of surfaces.

The conversation:

Masaq: Guys, is anyone else getting some kind of sound bug? Like a whirring noise?
Rest of the beta testing team, in turn: No, no, nothing at my end...

(Jaymz joins Teamspeak)

Masaq: James mate, think someone's fucked up somewhere... I'm getting this weird sound bug
Jaymz: (panicy-sounding) Oh god, don't tell me that... What kind of sound?
Masaq: A constant whirring, like an APC's engine following me around
Jaymz: Haven't changed the engine noises in this build at all.
Masaq: Well it's happening... it's like an APC idle noise has been added to the environmental effects or something
Rest of the beta testing team, in turn: Nope, we're still not getting it...
Masaq: Hmmm... oh. I'll check my jack connections, make sure everything's ok...

<leans forward to check speakers are plugged in>

Masaq: Shit, whaddya know... it's my case fans.


Oops.

HAHAHA that was a fun day! xD


with Jaymz and Gaz, discussing how the Sniper selection is stupidly hard

Gaz : Barely passed it by the skin of my teeth

Carebear : That's cuz ur a noob

Jamyz : Shit is it really that hard? (or something like that)

Gaz : ye balls hard

*5mins later*

Gaz : jaymz did some one just call me a noob?

CareBear : na i didnt hear anythin, although it might have been (cant remember who entered and left channel)

Jaymz : ye twas CareBear!

CareBear : errr nooo?!

*1hour later*

Gaz : a noob am i carebear?

[R-FAG]CareBear : no

CareBear wrote:HAHAHA that was a fun day! xD


with Jaymz and Gaz, discussing how the Sniper selection is stupidly hard

Gaz : Barely passed it by the skin of my teeth

Carebear : That's cuz ur a noob

Jamyz : Shit is it really that hard? (or something like that)

Gaz : ye balls hard

*5mins later*

Gaz : jaymz did some one just call me a noob?

CareBear : na i didnt hear anythin, although it might have been (cant remember who entered and left channel)

Jaymz : ye twas CareBear!

CareBear : errr nooo?!

*1hour later*

Gaz : a noob am i carebear?

[R-FAG]CareBear : no

Hahaha!

'[R-DEV wrote:Masaq;1214153']
Masaq: A constant whirring, like an APC's engine following me around

Masaq: Shit, whaddya know... it's my case fans.


Oops.

When you're case fan starts sounding like an APC... 'nuff said

When I said: 'Jack Daniels and Project Reality, good combination on a playingnight'

I had a 30 minutes discussion about why I shouldnt drink alcohol and what is does with me with some strange guy in my squad.... very funny

'[R-DEV wrote:Gaz;1213683']My best conversation was short and sweet. It was a mumble discussion between Jaymz and myself recently.

Me: "Jaymz, just reinstalling, be with you soon".
Jaymz: "..."
[R-CON]Rudd: "Whoever that is, can you please not talk if you're not playing, as we can all hear you, so please shut up".
me: "F**k up, Rudd".
all: *laughter*

that was bloody hilarious!


my funniest conversation of recent wasn't so much the conversation just what happened.


Rudd and I had stolen a PLA sniper kit on qwai, we had overwatch of fishing then moved up to the south bridge and crossed the river, just happily talking (about what i can't remember was totally unrelated to gameplay) having a laugh etc, then this one lonely PLA soldier just walks right between us, we both sh*t ourselves, but thankfully we break opff left and right, kill the guy, laugh and resume pointless convo