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Well.. just thought this would be a fun thread. Of course there are some very classics like "Sh.t Its GARY!" or "(Driver to gunner) Tank at NE 250. Don't think he saw us" but I hope some nice unique ones there

Here is a one from my last night game.

Me as a SL. We were in a stryker as full squad: "Ok stop here. We'll in case of mines" (we were all history one sec. later by a mine)

"There's AA where???"

" What's this thing do?"

Usually, when I'm playing as part of an infantry squad -

"Looks clear to the front"

"Oh, we're dead."

A friend of mine just started playing PR a fews days ago and i was giving him some kit lessons in Kashan. We were in the hills over looking the bunkers (since all noobs wanna be snipers when they first start..sigh). He said he heard a vehicle behind us and went to the peak of one of the hills, turns to me and says:

"oh don't worry its just one of our abrams..."


we were MEC.

"I'm gonna t-bag this IED."
Don't know what I was thinking.

It's quite usual for me to say "Now that's gonna hurt" when I hear a bomb falling towards me. But I always seem to survive. I guess someone wants me to be wrong.

"Grena..." Boom.

"Oops, a sniper is aiming at me." Bang.

"Mine!"

I hear an A10

"So which one is it to play the music, left or right click?"

Bounty, driving logi on Kozelsk (Very high pitched) - "Oh my god, there's a taaaaaaank!"

It was really in the way he said it, but still, hilarious

I consistently have the knack of saying, "looks clear" only to be instantly proven very painfully wrong.

"I bet i can take off before him ! "



"****..."

"is that an enemy or a friendly?"

turned out it was an unfriendly friendly

Playing as medic and healing a guy I just revived...that I ran into the middle of a street and incoming fire to revive.

"SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT HIIIIIIIIIIM!!!"

*DEAD*

Whenever Sharpie says, "Ill be Medic."

Whenever Sharpie says, "I'll fly"

Whenever Sharpie says, "I'll drive."

Whenever Sharpie says, "I'll gun."

We all die.

Web_cole wrote:Bounty, driving logi on Kozelsk (Very high pitched) - "Oh my god, there's a taaaaaaank!"

It was really in the way he said it, but still, hilarious

I can actually imagine Bounty saying that in his voice which is making it 10x more funny.

"WHY IS NOONE SHOOTING!" i was SL, my squad was dead in a perfectly formed circle around me

"I'm a good apc driver honest!!"
and

"Wait what was that? ... Grenade!"

"Is that AA or TOW?"