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Today I flew a Mi-8 on Beirut

The winds were flowing silent

The spawn timer is whistling its flute

Things are about to get violent!


Little Naruto is flying his chopper

Landing R-DEV Matrox at the factory

Naruto flies back hoping for a whopper

And hopes no missles have found his trajectory.


Little Naruto gets a new order

R-DEV Matrox wants to go to an apartment

Little Naruto flies over the missle border

And hopes he will get a good payment


Little Naruto picks up Matrox

And sets course for the huge apartment

This chopper is like bloody matchbox!

It might end up in the pavement!


Little Naruto approaches the apartment

The computer hangs up

The chopper flips like a bloody lament!

and Naruto spills his tea cup.


Little Naruto is full of fail

R-DEV Matorx is not happy

now must mean that he will get some angry mail

From R-DEV hands who will be very slappy!



R-DEV Matrox, Forgive me

Lol. it happens bro. It's all cool.


Neat little story you got though haha

Lol...well composed

He deserved it! ;p Always them damn 2man locked SQDs

If Matrox doesn't post in this thread, I will be sad.

Ahahaha I genuinely lol'd at that poem!

You did redeem yourself when you got the crate on top of the apartments whilst we were taking fire, so it wasnt at all bad

Plus it makes up for the time I got you killed when i stood right next to you when an APC was firing at us on Op Barra.

Swings and Roundabouts eh?

Hehe, well then I guess we are even then?

hehe uits actualy reminded me of a naruto fan story i read once. good anime btw
also cool peom.

So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.

[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.

Curse you Jigsaw!

That was because I sucked at flying choppers that time

[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.

Wow, how did that happen?

Naruto-kun wrote:That was because I sucked at flying choppers that time

Not much has changed then

Jiggy, I had the same thing on my mind and had to resist posting...

Naruto, when's my chance to get even?

DrugKoala wrote:Wow, how did that happen?

That happened because he's a nubcake. There were a few new guys around during training before that game IIRC. There was this one guy who was charged with being medic. After half of his squad get run over and got himself injured, he proceeded to scream out for a medic, not realizing that he could heal himself... I thought the same thing when I saw all those guys lying around inside one of the containers... "wow, how did this happen?"

The ghosts of PRT is haunting me again...

PO-LICE THAT MOO_STASH!

[R-MOD]Jigsaw wrote:So where's my poem Naruto eh? I seem to remember a certain Norwegian during a PRT battle on Muttrah crashing his fully loaded trans Huey into another fully loaded trans Huey...on the carrier.

NATO kiddies....Psh.

Naruto, learn to fly

Good one

Everybody loves Naruto, especially: Smeg, Jigsaw and Eddie