Me: "Dude, you should really fly a little higher."
Him: "OMG NO EVER1 WiL GET HURT WHEN THEY JUMP OUT"
Me: "1) We all have parachutes. 2) I'd rather get injured on landing than shot..."
*AT Missile smashes right into the chopper*
Me: "...down."
Alternatively there's the other scenario when someone thinks they're a leet chopper pilot but clearly have never been in a Little Bird and only when they've got a 6 man squad inside they realise the physics are a little different from usual. The best scenario is when you're not actually in the plane and you get pretty annoyed that you couldn't get a seat, only to see the chopper flip upside down right after takeoff and explode.



