R-DEV CHUC NORRIS FACTS
Chuc doesn't animate weapons, he just glares at them and they move on their own
Chuc is unaffected by the respawn timer, because he never dies.
iTunes pays Chuc $0.99 every time he listens to a song.
Punkbuster never kicks Chuc, rather, Chuc kicks punkbuster.
Chuc is the only one who can fastrope from Blackhawks on any PR map
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed always enough Chuc to go around.
When R-MODs issue infractions to Chuc, they get banned. Nobody gives Chuc infractions.
Chuc calls in JDAMs without a laser designator
The real reason the PR Testing Team exists is to keep Chuc occupied
The field dressing Chuc carries are for the enemy, so he can heal them and kill them again.
Chuc can capture your main base
Chuc doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuc throws down!
The siren at the end of every round in PR is there to warn you that Chuc is watching
Chuc's Humvee can carry six passengers
Chuc never "plays" with God mode. Playing is for children.
When Chuc leaves your mumble channel, thank God that you are still alive
Chuc never has to reload. Infact Chuc really doesn't even need a gun
Chuc invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and fastropes-- in that order.
When Chuc teabags your corpse in game, it uninstalls PR from your computer
Chuc is unaffected by squad kit limitations
Deviation in Project Reality doesn't affect Chuc's accuracy
Chuc uses L-AT to destroy Main Battle Tanks
The other DEV's added the voice command "We're Getting Wasted, Fall Back!" for situations when players encounter Chuc
When Chuc gets in a helicopter, it doesn't have a warm-up time
Every time Chuc captures an objective, a woman gets pregnant
Chuc counts as his own faction
Chuc can change the hard-coding from vBF2
Chuc is the real reason the carrier washed ashore on the Community Event Korengal Map "Operation Noah's Ark"
Tactical Gamer kicks supporting members when Chuc joins the server.
