R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[Oddsodz]

This is just to funny

Chuc shoots from the hip. Always.

[Vitiation]

If you crash during a game, it's because Chuc ran out of bullets

Lies!! chuc dont run out of bullets!

[Psyko]

Chuc animates himself

[Scot]

When Chuc gets in an A-10, the GAU-8 fires little bits of his semen.

[Smegburt_funkledink]

Chuc animates himself

lol,

Chuc can give hand signals and fire from the hip with his bayonet attached.

[Rudd]

^ juck...


Chuc's Joystick allows him to fly enemy aircraft (and we're not limited to talking about game controllers....)

[Vitiation]

Chuc's ghillie renders at long distances

[LeadMagnet]

Chuck doesn't bunny hop.....EVER

[Ome99]

Sombody tried to shoot shoot chuc in PR once, it resulted in bullet deviation ever since!

[Rissien]

Remember that time you randomly died? Chuc looked at you.

[Rangu]

Many good ones here!

Chuc can join full servers

Chuc is often seen on both teams

Chuc punishes without getting teamkilled

[DeePsix]

Tactical Gamer kicks supporting members when Chuc joins the server.

[masterceo]

lolz, epic thread

Chuc is so tough, he can climb buildings without a grappling hook

Chuc can fire both miniguns in BH simulateously

Chuc can kill you with a pilot kit

[Rangu]

Chuc could have prevented 9/11, but would rather animate.

          

[Arnoldio]

My 2 cents on this PRetty epic thread

The warm up limit on turrets was added because Chuc likes to see enemies die tired.

Runways were longer but Chuc shortened them with bare hands to make room for his everyday strenght exercises

The morphing of the ground on larger maps is nothing else than Chuc playing tricks with your mind.

If you listen closely, you will hear Chuc mumbling the songs when loading in the background.

Faster you go with a jet, closer you will be to catching Chuc

There is no problem with BF2 hitbox, its just Chuc running around and catching bullets while hitting the guys head, that explains the smoke.

Chuc mustn't bunnyhop, if he ever would, the ground would be pushed down.

Chuc's hiding in the crates giving you requestable kits

Chuc can just throw the AT-4 at the enemy tanks

Squadbug is just a stupid joke Chuc made up.

[Matrox]

Chuc can beat the US army on Kashan with a civilian kit, and rocks.

[Rudd]

The penality for shooting at Chuc is DEATH

[LeadMagnet]

Lee Marvin came back from the dead so that Chuc could animate him into the PR Delta Force faction.