R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

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Ome99
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Chuc destroys Main Battle Tanks using rocks with a civilian kit.
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Chuc has completed his work for PR2 already
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Batman's utility belt now contains only one item; a lock of Chuc's hair.

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The tunguska incident was Chuc's nade spam.
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Chuc played 0.86 years ago.
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Chuck never run out of bullets. He run out of enemies.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuc has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

Chuc is the reason you don't hear from Wumwuts anymore

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Chuc was able to send the delorean back in time at 87MPH
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Chuc can spawn Tunguskas for his own personal use, then he shall glitch it in a rock and rape your main base, while doing karate on your head.

this treath gets the Kinglorre stamp of aproval :D
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This is Chuc's rifle...

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The punishment for saying Chuck instead of Chuc is death.
Chuc is overrated.

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Chucks claymores cause people to die in other servers
Chuck uses stars as nades

Hmmm we should make the great book of PR's Chucks jokes.


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Chuc can select the sniper kit from the basic kit menu
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Chuc doesn't bleed out, everytime he gets hit the enemy bleed
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PR has ticket bleed because Chuc wants a map change.

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Connection problems are caused by Chuc sneezing.

Punkbuster doesn´t handshake with Chuc, Chuc handshakes punkbuster.
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Chuc Norris uses force centre to scare off mumble users
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Chuc doesn't need to use force center. When he speaks, everyone hears his voice behind them
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