R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[Alex6714]

Chuc doesn´t mumble, he shouts.

[DankE_SPB]

animation was invented because Chuc got bored

[McBumLuv]

There is no God, there was no Creation. There was no Big Bang, there's no such thing as evolution. There is no heaven, and there is no hell. All there ever was, and for that matter ever will be, is Chuc.

And

When you go to enter a message with less than 7 characters 5 times, Chuch personally invades your country, bombs your house, and animates the carnage before your very eyes.

...7

[JDMT]

Chuc doesn't jump, he just walks through the obstacle.

[Priby]

All of Chucs movement options are assigned with "KILL"!

Epic thread!

[Oddsodz]

Too dam funny by far

That sound you hear is not the sound bug, It's Chuc flying his "Tiger HAP" in the server next door

[Cpl.Small]

my go :

When you press Ctrl Alt Del, you're actually calling Chuc

[LithiumFox]

Chuc doesn't need a supply crate for assets. He molds them from the earth and the bodies of his victims

Alternate:

Chuc personally makes sure that he drops your assets onto your squad members. It's his way of saying hello

Chuc doesn't need a computer to play PR. He can play with his mind, and connects wirelessly.

High Ping is a result of Chuc taking all your resources.

Chuc single-handedly took out a main battle tank, using only a few grenades.

Chuc can take out a Hind chopper, using only his fists.

Only Chuc is able to stuff 12 people into a merlin. They are the dead bodies of his enemies.

View distance isn't a problem caused by BF2. It's just your vision blurred from when Chuc punches you in the face, 3 years in the future.

[Cpl.Small]

Chuc can fit all 32 players on his team into the chinook, plus 2 land rovers

i wish

[Scot]

Ping spikes are caused by Chuc farting and causing the whole world to shake.

Hmm....

[Nemus]

Decode Chuc's Roundhouse Kick. Developer's Holy Grail.

[CyrusPI]

Chuc never teamkills for vehicles. Vehicles teamkill each other for Chuc.

Chuc does not know of the black screen of DEAD. Interestingly enough, he ensures his victims meet ol' black screen everytime.

Chuc had the blue screen of death once. It caught sight of Chuc and reverted back to a functional Windows screen.

Funny stuff.

[LithiumFox]

Chuc can JDAM you, using a Pilot kit.

Chuc doesn't need an hour to use a JDAM. He'll drain your tickets as soon as you spawn

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Chuc sniping you with a parachute.

Chuc knows where your caches are before you do.

Chuc can survive a bomb car blast, when he's driving it.

Chuc's aim is so good, he can blow up big red from its spawn all the way from Airport.

Ever wonder who that lone guy is surrounded by enemies on your map? It's chuc, clearing out their main.

Chuc is why Kashan night hasn't been finished.

Mine on Qinling didn't use to always look like it. Thats what happens when you piss off Chuc and he finds your wife and children and destroys them in your home using a Chuc-Punch.

Chuc can play PR, Little Big Planet, Halo 2, while eating oreos, talking on Mumble, Teamspeak, Xbox Live, and to a female on the phone. All at the same time. (I've.. actually... ALMOST done that... Halo 1 while playing Halo 2 while talking on Teamspeak while talking on xbox live while talking to my girlfriend at the same time WHILE eating oreos...... i was playing Halo 2 with my feet... XD.... > > it was actually more for entertainment...)

Every PS3 was personally crafted out of the skin of Chuc. Thats why it's so expensive.

Chuc can spawn 300 bots on your server, crashing your kittens.

Chuc can use any weapon at any given time, but prefers his fists.

=) Yay 7 characters hahaha XD

[H.sta]

Chuc can drive the USS Essex

[LithiumFox]

Chuc can lift the USS Essex

[Jigsaw]

Chuc can fly the USS Essex?

Had to be done

[LithiumFox]

Chuc can DESTROY the USS Essex

[Adriaan]

Chuc can DESTROY the USS Essex

Impossible! The carrier gets blown off the map by the blastwave of pure 1337 created when Chuc joins the server before anyone can even get to it

[LithiumFox]

so in essence.... Chuc destroys the USS Essex

[Adriaan]

It kinda gets pushed off from reality into another dimension... It´s still intact, but.. Like.. It´s just not there anymore...
Aw hell, don´t be such a smartass Lithium

Missiles don´t lock on to Chuc, Chuc locks on to them.