R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[Chuc]

I love you guys

[Scot]

When Chuc says he loves you, he actually is roundhouse kicking you with words.

[LithiumFox]

no.. Chuc Norris doesn't roundhouse kick... he Chuc-Punches....

> > Chuck Norris is the one who round house kicks...

Chuc Norris > Chuck Norris

=D

[G.Drew]

I love you guys

<3 love you to

Chuc once took a **** in the ocean. It caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake. People think that it was an earthquake, only because there were no witnesses to say otherwise.

[KarateDoug]

Chuc can swim under water.

Not only is Chuc able to fast rope he can fly while doing so.

JDAMs were invented for the sole purpose of slowing Chuc down, which is still ineffective.

Chuc can throw knives, actually he can throw his whole bayoneted rifle and he never misses.

Suicide cars were invented as a way of ending your own life once Chuc joins the server.

[dbzao]

Chuc can actually deploy fastropes with Alt+F4, but just him

Love this.

[DeePsix]

Chuc is how babby is formed

Chuc speaks pain as a language. So when he is beating your face in, he is really just saying you look good today.

Animated gif images move out of fear of Chuc

Project Reality has no night maps because the dark is afraid of Chuc

Chuc can actually create a GUI interface using visual basic to track a killer's IP address

Wow, Nine pages

[Gu^n3r]

haha some golden ones in there

[IronTaxi]

guns dont kill people... chuc does....

[WildBill1337]

Sombody tried to shoot shoot chuc in PR once, it resulted in bullet deviation ever since!

OMG BEST ONE YET!!!!!!!

[CanuckCommander]

Chuc is asian?

Cool.

[Outlawz7]

Chuck never dies from IEDs. IEDs die from Chuc.

When you experience server lag, it's Chuc joining in.

[GR34]

I want his humvee five passenger humvees are use less. I have to kill my squad mates just to get a seat

[BlackMagikz]

When players see fog , Chuc Norris sees you

When Chuc Norris plays PR , there is no FOG from him. He sees everything

LOL two ways to say one thing

Whenever Chuc plays QWAI , he can make the Striker kill anything ( including a tank ). If he wanted to , unfortunately he never needs the Striker

For Chuc , the marksmen , the sniper rifle , the HAT/LAT , a normal rifle , auto riflemen , AA etc are the same. Why? they all have the same effect whenever he holds them , it makes no difference to him whatever kit he holds

When Chuc selects his kit at start up , he sees a extra KIT on the menu that no-one else sees , its his Special secret KIT ( not even score menu shows what it is ) . Too bad no-one is able to Kill/TK him to find out what it is

PR doesn't need the Chinook because whenever Chuc pilots a helicopter ( whatever he selects at the time and yes it can even deploy Fast ropes ) it can carry anything he wants to. Too bad Chuc prefers to Own rather then transport

When ever the server crashes , Chuc is the only one that loads up and plays. All he does is wait for enemies to appear while they re-join and load

[Clonearmy3]

Chuc can build firebases without supplies.

[Rudd]

Chuc can build firebases without supplies.

At least he would, if he wasn't a mobile spawn point

[Durkie]

alt + F4 don't deploy fastropes it deploys Chuc

[AfterDune]

My gosh, look at the tags! Chuc gets Falkun's mom?

Chuc doesn't need guns, guns need Chuc