R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[alexaus]

When the US kills chuck they get 10,000 intel points Shame they never kill him

[Rudd]

The missile silos in PR were built to launch Chuc at his enemies.

[Holy-Jim]

Don't know if this been said yet... but this is true...

Chuc doesn't need PR, PR needs Chuc

[Jedimushroom]

Chuc uses a GAU-8 autocannon to scratch hard to reach itches.

[Wicca]

The only reason birds sing, is of chucs awesomness.

When chuch was born, well, thats the start of the bible... There was a great light

[Farks]

Birds in BF2 don't fly away from Chuc Norris...

[Jigsaw]

The aircraft sound on Korengal is Chuc joining the server.

[driver-ch-driver]

haha some of these are brilliant

[DNAz5646]

A big Red ran over Chuc once

It created a huge mushroom cloud of 1337

and everyone CTDed







Wonder why fuuzheads helis dont crash? thats cus chuc is on board and warping PR time/space so it never gets hit......

[Dubbs_Malone]

Here's mine.

Chuc is not waiting for .86, .86 is waiting for Chuc.

[Priby]

Chuc played on a full 128 player server. Alone.

[Tom1c]

Chuc can drive the USS Essex to Muttrah docks.

[Nemus]

A big Red ran over Chuc once

It created a huge mushroom cloud of 1337

and everyone CTDed

This happened because "C" in the famous equation E=mC^2 its not light speed but Chuc.
Einstein was wrong so Chuc kicked him and now Einstein is known as Steven Hawking.

[Matrox]

When Chuc flies a Huey, ride of the Valkyries immediately starts playing.

[Tim270]

In Fallujah west Chuch can walk up a curb.

[Arnoldio]

Say "Chuc" in-game, you'll get warned for bad language.

Chuc can drive Muttrah docks to USS Essex

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[Charity Case]

Chuc doesn't have a kill / death ratio because it's impossible to divide by 0.

Chuc doesn't whore assets, he pimps them.

My meager attempt.