Oh god, assassin put it well. I agree with everything except "people who call me sir". When that happens I lol and take it as a compliment. Makes it sound like I have the authority in the squad etc.
He pretty much has everything down that pisses me right off. About 80% of the time I lead the squad because I am so fed up of the incredible incompetence I encounter. Squad leading without a basic idea of how to play pr is bad enough, squad leading while knowing the mechanics of pr and yet thinking it's alright for a team to be purely inf on combined arms maps, taking point in hostile territory and refusing apc trans instead to walk a kilometer is a whole 'nother thing. I'm currently taking a short break because of the terrible rounds I've recently had.
The 2 worst rounds consisted of me:
1) Raging at my incompetent, (seemingly) micless squad members who were tk'ing me and absolutely refused to take point. (wrote about this in a seperate thread) They ignored simple orders like "go prone and cover us", didn't call out contact on their mics (I ask for mic checks) and didn't seem able to actually kill any US soldiers.
2) The absolute worst I have ever seen a round of PR, similar to the other round, but with a whole team full of idiots. I was on muttrah as mec and saw three apcs abandoned in the city, the crewman were dismounted and charging 1337 style towards the enemy (figured they'd repeated after getting killed). We had a squad defending a firebase more than 300m from the flags (psuedo-good squad leading). My squadmates would all get killed by 1-2 guys while defending meaning I would have to take the medic kit and revive, repeatedly. And the rest of the team strung in a thin line from the objectives to the main base, the individual squad members weren't even close together.
Here's a view of the typical round of PR (just after the release):
I start a squad and people join. "hey guys" etc.
"DON'T WORRY SL I'LL GET THE AUTO-RIFLEMAN!" - random guy
"Right..." "Can I get a volunteer for medic please?" -awkward silence for 15 seconds-
"Ok, can anyone volunteer? Because otherwise I'll just pick one of you guys"
"Yeah alright I'll take medic" - decent player "Cheers"
Detailed plan of battle follows, I say what objective we're heading to, what kits are alright to take, our transport and general modus operati.
Round starts - "God damn it I told you no sniper kits" -kicks 1337 player-
I get into the transport and roll out to the objective, I typically deploy a firebase and dig in around the objective unless it's alright to move out.
We'll get into contact with the enemy without anyone telling me, the cue being a squad member firing at something. There's either an enemy nearby, right next to us or 500m away, we'll also get cut down because of the confusion and lack of co-ordination in the opening seconds. This part happens about 10-15 times in a round with about 5-10 "victories" of our own I imagine against similar opponents.
Surprisingly though, we'll usually come out alright because the squad has kept itself to the objectives and managed to play follow the leader well. (they refuse to take point or understand the concept)
My biggest pet peeve is marking a target with an attack marker and yelling "supressive fire at marker!"
I'll hear only my gun firing for 10 seconds and after yelling "c'mon guys put some fire on the marker" I'll still be the only one firing. My squad mates will also typically then stay silent leaving me thinking:
It also makes me paranoid that they are plotting something like a mutiny behind my back, and therefore drift further and further from reality as the round goes by with my silent squad.
Let me tell you, this scares the shit out of me and I'm nervously saying "guuyysss?..." down the mic only to stare at them all, pointing fully loaded guns at me, watching, waiting.