R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

AirborneForever · Post by **AirborneForever** » 2009-07-29 22:23

Australia needs the ADF, but the ADF needs Chuc

There's my attempt

Staker · Post by **Staker** » 2009-07-29 22:53

Chuc coded the hardcoded. Thats why it's so hard.

Tomato-Rifle · Post by **Tomato-Rifle** » 2009-07-29 23:07

When chuch norris is ingame, you cant see him because his camo blends with Everything.

Spartan0189 · Post by **Spartan0189** » 2009-07-30 01:18

Chuc has no deviation.

K4153R_J03 · Post by **K4153R_J03** » 2009-07-30 01:24

The JDAM is actually Chuck Norris doing a knee drop into the ground.

Peeta · Post by **Peeta** » 2009-07-30 01:49

wumwuts went away because well....he saw Chuc...

Payne1cav · Post by **Payne1cav** » 2009-07-30 02:28

Chuc Norris refuses to be surpressed

bloodthirsty_viking · Post by **bloodthirsty_viking** » 2009-07-30 04:12

whene a j-dam gose off... its becuase chuc farted there

Acemantura · Post by **Acemantura** » 2009-07-30 04:29

Jesus may love you, but Chuc still thinks you're an *******.

GrayeKnight · Post by **GrayeKnight** » 2009-07-30 04:43

GreedoNeverShot wrote:Punkbuster once shook hands with Chuc, it has been unable to ever since.

Staker wrote:Chuc coded the hardcoded. Thats why it's so hard.

acemantura wrote:Jesus may love you, but Chuc still thinks you're an *******.

Haha, all 3 of those got a good laugh out of me.

GreedoNeverShot · Post by **GreedoNeverShot** » 2009-08-10 23:02

Chuc invented Allah-Cola.

Nemus · Post by **Nemus** » 2009-08-11 01:06

At 0.80 tests a R-DEV tested a gun on Chuc.
He invented deviation.

Sgt.BountyOrig · Post by **Sgt.BountyOrig** » 2009-08-11 06:35

If an RPG flies at chuc, he need only raise his hand for it to spin around and fire back at the insurgant

My favourite was the field dressing one

Post by **dbzao** » 2009-08-11 06:37

Based on his last blog post:

Chuc is so leet he commits at least 3.000 changes or more at a time

smart_boy00 · Post by **smart_boy00** » 2009-08-11 15:01

We should get some T-shirts with these on them lol!

LittleFoX · Post by **LittleFoX** » 2009-08-11 15:33

Chuc doesn't join a server, the server joins Chuc

Vege · Post by **Vege** » 2009-08-11 17:44

[R-DEV]dbzao wrote:Based on his last blog post:

There is no subversion, only chuckversion.

DeePsix · Post by **DeePsix** » 2009-08-11 18:30

If your team has 100 tickets left and Chuc's team also has 100 tickets left, then Chuc's team has more tickets.

BennyOB · Post by **BennyOB** » 2009-08-11 20:41

admins wear chuck norris pajamas