extra limited kit for coalition on insurgency

[bondsan]

only one kit per round deployable on request from the commander then selected once permitted and a large warm up timer so it's at least mid round before it can be used.

weapon slot 1 is fists

weapon slot 2 is kicks

weapon slot 3 pistol

weapon slot 4 one field dressing

ladies and gents i present the CHUCK NORRIS kit

if chuck hits you in unarmed combat mode you instantly drop your weapons and enter supression view, the view gets worse the more you are hit meaning chuck's side can easily arrest them. chuck can attack while jumping in unarmed mode so as to permit him the use of flying kicks and flying punch.
chucks hit boxes are 20% smaller and the bullet deviation from his pistol is less meaning he has a little more accuracy with it.
as for the Q and T commo rose instead of the normal requests ect he could have witty chuck type one liners
we could also have a john rambo version for operation ghost train where he has an m60 or a compound bow lol

[Chuc]

o_O.. How flattering.

[wookimonsta]

the problem is, can the insurgents pick up the chuck norris kit?

[bondsan]

the problem is, can the insurgents pick up the chuck norris kit?

insta death

but i doubt it would ever happen, the only reason he has a field dressing is to heal the insurgent so he can beat him up again

[Megagoth1702]

jesus i had a hard lugh 2, too bad my boss heard me and i had to explain to him that i remembered somethin funny... lucky me, he did not ask what exactly... ^^

[wookimonsta]

can big red kill the person carrying the kit

[bondsan]

can big red kill the person carrying the kit

yeah he can die as normal if shot ect but with the slight reduction on his hit box size he will be harder to shoot that way he has more chance of getting in close to kick butt

[Brummy]

Hardcoded.

[gazzthompson]

resuggestion, please use *** thread and/or search function.

[McBumLuv]

Hardcoded. All attempts to introduce Chuc Norriz into pr have resulted in server-wide failures.

[nickshehan]

I thought this was just a joke at first, but now I see your serious....

Sorry but chuc in PR would fail.

Its so unrealistic. He's a fictional character, yes he is a total badass, but he has no place in PR.

I know USA vs PLA and the MEC are also unrealistic, but at least it's plausible. The United States could very well go to war with China one day, and the MEC has KINDA already happened via the 1948 Arab–Israeli war, I think it was called The League of Arab States...or something like that

[wookimonsta]

nick you party pooper, its a joke

[arjan]

not even funny, i just dont understand internet humor i guess

[Rudd]

I thought this was just a joke at first, but now I see your serious....

Sorry but chuc in PR would fail.

Its so unrealistic. He's a fictional character, yes he is a total badass, but he has no place in PR.

I know USA vs PLA and the MEC are also unrealistic, but at least it's plausible. The United States could very well go to war with China one day, and the MEC has KINDA already happened via the 1948 Arab–Israeli war, I think it was called The League of Arab States...or something like that

I loled

[myles]

isnt this very unrealistic

[Jazz]

the problem is, can the insurgents pick up the chuck norris kit?

What makes you think Chuck Norris could ever die?

[LeadMagnet]

can big red kill the person carrying the kit

No, PR Chuc would deliver a kick through the windshield instantly killing the driver. (ala Good Guys Wear Black)

[Hoboknighter]

I thought this was just a joke at first, but now I see your serious....

Sorry but chuc in PR would fail.

Its so unrealistic. He's a fictional character, yes he is a total badass, but he has no place in PR.

I know USA vs PLA and the MEC are also unrealistic, but at least it's plausible. The United States could very well go to war with China one day, and the MEC has KINDA already happened via the 1948 Arab–Israeli war, I think it was called The League of Arab States...or something like that

Did you just say Chuck Norris is Fictional!!!?!?!?!