[List] 'oh ****' moments

[Nick_Gunar]

Oh **** moment:

I was on Ramiel with a full squad in a humvee approaching the city. All of a sudden, I see a mine just in the middle of a bridge from far away and I am like shouting out loud to the driver in VOIP to avoid the mine and he still drives right into it (his mike was turned on lol).

[TGT]

Yesterday at Karbala, I was in a Littlebird I flew over mosque to recon, immediately a RPG came right to me, I dodged i thought OH **** Get the F*ck out of here, so i turned an other RPG hit my tail...
Im going down Littlebird lands weird im still alive...
I watch over little ditch there were like 7 inf coming and I was bleeding pretty bad.
That was a pretty bad Oh **** moment so I comitted suicide

[War-Saw-M249]

this was back in .8, both these on kashan

ok im in a mig flying low over the mountains, I spot the a10 and I go to engage him with guns. I blow him up, but I was going too fast and hit his wreckage the guy didnt see it but he heard another explosion after his a10 went down and the engines stopped so he knew I crashed into him

another one: im in an f16 this time, and im looking around for the mig. I look on my tacmap for the a10, and notice he is awfully close. im at around 1300 alt, so I pull back on my joystick to do a hard right and right as im turning, I was nose to nose with the a10. there was no escape

[woodzkiller]

i was in a usmc apc sq on an insurgency and we were driving through the city in our last apc. suddenly when we turn around a corner we see 2 bom cars racing to us. my gunner shoots one while i'm driving away from the last 1. my gunner tries to shoot it, i turned in a street, a rpg-shot just misses us, i turn again ... oh **** ... boooooom.
big red was waiting for us


driving a non-bombcar as ins, seeing an apc, driving to it, right before i hit the apc i press right mouse, oh ****, not a bombcar, *dead*

[goguapsy]

i was in a usmc apc sq on an insurgency and we were driving through the city in our last apc. suddenly when we turn around a corner we see 2 bom cars racing to us. my gunner shoots one while i'm driving away from the last 1. my gunner tries to shoot it, i turned in a street, a rpg-shot just misses us, i turn again ... oh **** ... boooooom.
big red was waiting for us
wow! what an honor, get killed by a bomb truck!


driving a non-bombcar as ins, seeing an apc, driving to it, right before i hit the apc i press right mouse, oh ****, not a bombcar, *dead*
It happeed with a lot of ppl >

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[woodzkiller]

asdasdsad

that honor did cost us a lot of tickets

[goguapsy]

that honor did cost us a lot of tickets

It means you guys were important...

[scotty_whos_scotty?]

At kashen, get shot down in black hawk,controls jam am like **** i land i hop out and theres a freakin tank over the hill am like **** again so i go back to the black hawk drop a crate grab a hat kit try to hit the tank the rocket hits the freakin rock infront of me i die and then a crewman from the tank comes and t-bags me!

[BogusBoo]

At kashen, get shot down in black hawk,controls jam am like **** i land i hop out and theres a freakin tank over the hill am like **** again so i go back to the black hawk drop a crate grab a hat kit try to hit the tank the rocket hits the freakin rock infront of me i die and then a crewman from the tank comes and t-bags me!

"Kashan" not kashen.

Sneaking up on two gaunless snipers who are trying to kill my sq, i use my Mumble and say "hello monsterous bums!" and the sniper turns round and shoots me in the head. ops:

[Arnoldio]

With my friend, who cannot live w/o sniper rifle, even if i tell him not to take it, he takes it...

So we went in the construction site on Muttrah, got into the building facing north, he was prone, i was spotting in crouch. We hear a huey, but didnt give a damn because we taught we were unseen. Suddenly it appears on our floor level , so i was "Oh ****, RUUUN", we both turn around, start running, i got killed by first couple of hydras, chopper swings around to the side of the building, killing my friend too.

He said he saw me diying before he did

[Rissien]

Was running Base Def on Korengal. I had bottlenecked the West entrance and a friendly had c4 all over the road. East entrance was blocked by a single razor wire, I went up the stairs to look for the grenadeit whos een pestering us for the past several minutes. Gave up so I started to go back down then i hear a rumble. Rushing back up i man the stationary saw to see Big Red rolling up I open fire. He kept coming regardless I was lighting up his windsheild on the drivers side and suddenly i hear the bomb go off.....
I survived, somehow.

Another time same map, im flying a Huey like I usually do. Was fine all round, then when im picking someone up on some uneven terrein I get some lag and next thing I know I do two barrel rolls on the ground. Near full huey too.

[Anhkhoa]

H[=ElvishKnight;1168400']Was running Base Def on Korengal. I had bottlenecked the West entrance and a friendly had c4 all over the road. East entrance was blocked by a single razor wire, I went up the stairs to look for the grenadeit whos een pestering us for the past several minutes. Gave up so I started to go back down then i hear a rumble. Rushing back up i man the stationary saw to see Big Red rolling up I open fire. He kept coming regardless I was lighting up his windsheild on the drivers side and suddenly i hear the bomb go off.....
I survived, somehow.

Another time same map, im flying a Huey like I usually do. Was fine all round, then when im picking someone up on some uneven terrein I get some lag and next thing I know I do two barrel rolls on the ground. Near full huey too.

Big Red is not on Korengal..Nor is a Huey.
I think your thinking of Operation Archer.

[DrugKoala]

Biggest "Oh ****" was more like "Sweet mother of all saints, what the fuck?".

Mestia, I drop bullet after bullet into Russians, each one of the falling down, after which I call for all-out rush into the G3 bunker complex. We get in it, and suddenly ugly russian drops into my face. In that adrenaline rush I press the LMB, and all I hear is "click, click" followed by maniacal "click, click, click, click, click".

No need to say I get iron rain in my face.

[woodzkiller]

It means you guys were important...

yey, i need to work on that important thing so it doesn't make us lose

[ebevan91]

We were on that big map with the Taliban vs USMC, the desert map, with the castle, and our USMC squad was heading from the castle to one of the caches, and we started to get hit with mortars. It was pretty crazy.

[Hoboknighter]

This was at the start of the .874 patch, and we were playing Al Basrah as British. The driver of my apc says that although all the bridges are either down or the main one is mined, the apc's can now go underwater for about 15 seconds. Lo and behold, we drive under the water through this 10m deep ford. We come out the other side fine without a scratch.
20 minutes later, down to the last magazines after killing 30ish insurgents, we were at the southern end of the map by the big bridge crossing the river. We decide to try crossing the river again. We get a good point lined up and gun it. Our luck didn't hold, and we got stuck 5m from the other side. Oh ****. We managed to bail 2 seconds before it blew up, but because we were underwater, it took us 2 seconds to float to the top and we were killed by the explosion.

[goguapsy]

yey, i need to work on that important thing so it doesn't make us lose

haha

good luck then.

[SharpShooter13971]

I was a sniper in kashan cept' it was a training server so no biggy but it was just an epic fail. Not exactly an oh **** moment for me but for him. He unloads an entire clip into me, but he missed everysingle shot. So at that moment he said oh ****...I pull out a pistol, reload it and shoot him right in the head.

[Hawkeye92]

Virus scan while flying the Cobra. :S

I was hovering in the mountains while our spotter was preparing to lase an APC near the construction site. The virus scan minused my game out. Thank god I was in a hover. I was drifting foward just barely at the time and was able to recover before hitting the mountainside. But when my screen first went black I had my "Oh ****" moment.

[TomDackery]

Yup.
Followed by the roar of a 1000-pound LGB hitting our group of Armor.

I wonder who that was?