[List] 'oh ****' moments

[Mad-Mike]

lmao on Official British Army Server we was taking photo's and the Us got the cache underneath us while cameras where flashing lol epic moment

u had to be there lol it was a LOL moment

[goguapsy]

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lmao on Official British Army Server we was taking photo's and the Us got the cache underneath us while cameras where flashing lol epic moment

ROFL!

I was once in EJOD, saw a guy climbing the hotel roof. I wait for him to take the rope back (so now he's a sitting duck in the big sign) and I fire, take a SS (freezes for 2 seconds) - oh ****! LMGed from behind.


And also, when I was trying to survive a BTR (EJOD too). I was on one side of the rock and he was on the other side. He moved left, I moved right. Did that 3 times that round. The last one lasted for like 2 minutes. Epic moment, but I died after trying to run away

[Bringerof_D]

any map with choppers.

When the pilot DCs...one time my entire squad was in it and we all went "OOOOOH shi*" over voip simutaneously

one time on Qwai i think back in .75 i crawled through the grass (US team) left of the bridge behind the buildings. as the chinese team was charging across the bridge, pretty much the entirety of both teams were fighting at the bridge. as i crawled past the small path which comes out of some guy's back yard, i crawled into that patch of grass towards the river, looked to my left and there were 2 chinese soldiers lying there in the grass with me both of whom turned to look at me. "OH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" i screamed and having my rifle on semi i pulled the trigger as fast as i could and miraculously killed both of them. they had their weapons on auto btw, both guys got a few shots off on full auto before they died, but for some strange reason i was not hit at all. at which point i booked it back up the path into the house.

[woodzkiller]

descovering that i can't install the 1.5 patch on my win 7

[Misho]

BIG *** TEXT!

Op. Archer as Huey Pilot, got a request for a emergency evac of a squad somewhere near the waterfall area, this was a hot evac with lots of enemies in the area and there were wounded in the squad. Luckily it was on a mumble server and the SQL of that squad managed to give good info to my SQL who relayed it to me.

So I close in on the area and see the smoke for evac, turns out its a small peice of flat land between two slopes, everyone is gathered around one supply crate and firing up on the highground, which I see is crowded with enemies. My SQL tells them to get in within 2 seconds after touchdown or I´ll leave so I come in fast as hell, slide on my skids and halt, everyone except one guy get in, he was a bit to far away and injured...well I take off without him, trying to minimize the risk of being taken out. I take off, and as a bad spot as it was I head straight up where the enemies gathered... what do we see on the other side of the slope?

A technical waiting!...that was the first "oh ****!". Now luckily the Huey is a fast chopper and can take a bit of beating, so I manage to speed over the technical and down into the next valley with rounds pinging of the metal of my Huey, I was in a hurry with guys bleeding out in my trunk so I thought I would take the fastroute just across the whole map between the mountains... "bip bip bip bip" AA lock! I pop flares and descend quickly as hell, the missile flies just past my windshell and my heart is pumping so hard!

We manage to come around the mountain and out of sight of the AA and I think, holy shit! atleast it´s a smoth ride from here... I come in for landing and BOOOOM! RPG from the castle area!

That whole mission was one big OH **** and Holy shit moment and I loved every second of it!..except for maybe the last one!

[Sgt. Swanson]

Me and the rest of the 504th were building a huge base on Kashan Desert and just when we finish, I turn around and see something over the hill in the back of the base. I take out my binoculars to look. When I looked, I was staring right in the barrel of a AA Tunguska. It fired, killed everyone, destroyed everything. More like "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!".

[Pronck]

A Humvee drove in the street just beneath the building where was laying with my lee-enfield at Ramiel. I stood up and wanted to shoot the bloody gunner but it was empty. I reloaded and stepped for wards to look for the Humvee, but when i turned around to look at the other side of the building they shot me in my back from the staircase.

[Mad-Mike]

When my truck driver parked up next to a enemy APC

[woodzkiller]

when my full huey gets shot by a hat on the carrier

[goguapsy]

When my truck driver parked up next to a enemy APC

I was driving a HMMVV in Qwai River... I decided to swim across the river (to attract less attention). As I drived down the main road next to the town near the river I decide to turn left. Well... out of all the roads I could turn on, there it was, an APC.

"SH***TT EVERYONE GET OUT!!"

Me and my HAT guy survive. I die a few secs later and the HAT guy dies before the SRAW was fully deployed. Next time, I'll get a LAT.

[Mad-Mike]

I was driving a HMMVV in Qwai River... I decided to swim across the river (to attract less attention). As I drived down the main road next to the town near the river I decide to turn left. Well... out of all the roads I could turn on, there it was, an APC.

"SH***TT EVERYONE GET OUT!!"

Me and my HAT guy survive. I die a few secs later and the HAT guy dies before the SRAW was fully deployed. Next time, I'll get a LAT.

lol thats happend to me once but the medic stayed in the truck and lucky he was the only one that didnt get shot haha, the tank didnt blow the truck up we all bailed out of
(full sqd got revived lucky us)

Btw when I say my truck driver parked up right next to enemy APC I mean right next to it, god knows what he was thinkin.

[sylent/shooter]

When I was flying my helicopter on Jabal, and I decided to fly through that hole at the bottom of that dam. Unfortunately there was another helicopter sqd and one of the pilots decided to use the same tunnel and go in the opposite direction.......... in other words we died.

Another one was when my sqd was walking around the map..... i believe it was barracuda. We were just about to go cap the Swamp objective when we started to take fire from a nme SAW, then Another, then another. So we were hunkered down beneath a burm when an CAS huey came in, firing rockets. killing my sqd ldr and 3 other members. It was just me and someone else left. (still pinned down) Then the US decided to add insult to injury and sent an artillery strike with a letter that said. "Hi chinese guys "

[galeknight1]

When me and my squad got airlifted into the MEC castle in Muttrah... 'nuff said.

[Nick_Gunar]

Oh **** moment for the enemy not me lol.

Ramiel, I put an IED just in a middle of a crossroad just for kicks because I knew nobody would take it but I saw a chopper landing just on the IED (on the pixel lol). I felt sorry for the pilot

[Darkpowder]

descovering that i can't install the 1.5 patch on my win 7

Install 1.41 first and then install 1.5

[Scout_03]

Was part of an Insurgent team, when a Scimitar pulled up next to our squad. It took half of us out. Two of the other guys were able to find cover, and I think he thought they were dead too. However, I was on the other side of the Scimitar. The driver apparently wasn't too bright, as instead of just continuing in one direction to pull away from me, he kept slowing down, turning and reversing. Perhaps in an attempt to run me over. For a full two minutes, I was right up against the side of this Scimitar. The whole time swearing my head off. It ended when I ran out of my patented "Go Juice" and the driver continued further away from me. Baratatatat.

[woodzkiller]

can i get some off that 'Go juice'?

Install 1.41 first and then install 1.5

i know that but i'm gonna install xp, i'm sick off the problems with vista and windows 7

[Drunkenup]

Lets see...
1. On Barracuda one day I'm doing trans huey's and all are down but mine. The rest of the pilots decide to get in my huey with special kits. HAT, LAT, Grenadier, Sniper, AR, etc.
I get a lock tone approaching the airstrip and by instinct I press E. Heli goes into a tree, 99% damaged, my guys get out, start running, it explodes and my whole squad dies cept me.

2. Kashan Desert 32, I'm doing apache, Were hovering over the hill that overlooks North village, our whole team concentrates on getting NV back. I'm piloting as we hover over the road looking for tanks, I go to free-look, look left, and I see a tank with its barrel pointed at me. I close my eyes and sigh. Open em up and I got a black screen with the words dead clearly written across the screen.

[rampo]

How about those dozens of times when a grenade lands in front of your face and you just say ''oh ****'' in the 2 seconds you have left?

[woodzkiller]

How about those dozens of times when a grenade lands in front of your face and you just say ''oh ****'' in the 2 seconds you have left?

how do you mean dozens? it should be millions