R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[Liam[EEF]]

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuc Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

[martov]

cheats where invented for the hopeless mission of giving the most elite players a chance to beat chuc. they failed miserably

[Lone-Assassin]

Chuc plays MW2 on dedicated servers

[bondsan]

chuck doesn't fly. he pulls the sky down and walks !

[goguapsy]

Chuck once flew a F22 in Kashan Desert. He liked it and took it home. No one has ever heard of that F22 before.

Chuck doesn't destroy caches - he eats them.

Chuck blew a person... with a HMMVV.

Chuck Norris can fly A-10s in Ramiel lower than Cpl.Malard with the BlackHawk. While dropping 2000lbs bombs.

Chuck once punched Merlin. It then became a chopper.

Chuck has captured the bear at Asad Khal. Then it has never been seen anymore.

Chuck once CPRed a cache 'till it blew. Which didn't take long at all.

Chuck once sniped from H8kp1 on Fallujah west a CO inside the command post with epipens. He was a colaborator.

Chuc, Chuc, Chuc...

[anglomanii]

I love you guys

i have seen the words of the "Chuc" i instantly when blind, deaf and speechless. such is the power of the Chuc.

and Chuc said to god "7 days too long noob"

Australia needs the ADF, but the ADF needs Chuc

Chuc protects Australia, the ADF is there to protect the rest of the world from Chuc,

[Jedimushroom]

Global warming is caused by the friction from all of Chuc's roundhouse kicks.

[maarit]

it had been told that led zeppelin had a contract with the devil.

chuc doesn`t remember the band or any contract with them.

[Epim3theus]

Chuc will be the only one able to play with the MG3.

[Nick_Gunar]

Chuc once noticed : "there are too many dinosaurs here". They all vanished after that.

[SomebodySomeone]

Chuc plays MW2 on dedicated servers

Lol good one!

[Nibbit]

Chuc killed the bear on fools road, twice

true story

[rampo]

Chuc doesn't walk, the map moves below his legs

message was 2 short

[rampo]

God said one day ''let there be light!''
Then the devil said ''let there be darkness!''
They both kept doing that for a couple of times untill chuc said''STOP FLICKERING THE LIGHTS!''

typing sum random stuff, u know u dont need to read this? Still reading!? my god stop that ima scared, really whats wrong whit you stop staring now, i command you!!!

[IEDmagnet580]

Chuc once killed a T90 on Kashan with a rock.. while he was on al basrah

Chuc doesnt need flares in his aircraft, his his beard deflects any type of AA

Chuc can drive his apc through wire barricades

Chuc does not need to use big red. the explosives on big red was made from only 1 strand of chucs hair

my go at it this is very fun!

Grizzly Adams did have a beard, but Chuc took it away from him

[ma21212]

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[steve_06-07]

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Chuck Norris once lost JUST to see what it feels like.