[List] 'oh ****' moments

[goguapsy]

When I was flying my helicopter on Jabal, and I decided to fly through that hole at the bottom of that dam. Unfortunately there was another helicopter sqd and one of the pilots decided to use the same tunnel and go in the opposite direction.......... in other words we died.

LOL, once a guy in a huey took off, turned left and moved forward.
A friendly chopper shows up below us, the choppers touch eachother and BOOM.

12 ppl dead, 2 assets lost.

I then flew (10 mins later) around 12 people back to the city (it was Muttrah). THen I got BTR'ed when dropping someone farther than my SL told me to

[J.Silver]

On Quinling in a Tornado ( Before it was made into a training map) and I crashed to desktop on final approach. Loaded back in, runway was killed, all the choppers and jets were blown as well.. Promptly left the server.

[=ice= siggi]

i was once in muttrah sitting on a rooftop with a hat kit i found when a enemy squad climbed up and i heard them so i took up my gun took aim and click click.

[vistadude]

OK, it was my first time playing a real match, and i saw this enemy helicopter coming towards me, just at the right time an APC pulled to pick me up, but i forgot where to enter. I think you know what happened next. 'oh ****'.

[cfschris]

Being carried in via Huey for an infil in the middle of Muttrah City......300ms out from LZ and 200m up, pilot gets hit by a stray .50 round right in the face.

It was more of an "Oh sh*t" moment from my entire squad when those turbines started winding down

[-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba]

al basrah, as insurgent. i was engaged by an enemy squad. i tried to tear them away from each other to increase my chances. doing so i crouched behind a corner, awaiting the pointman. high tension moment, extrem concentration, all senses focused on this part of a second when the enemy comes around and you have to shoot quick and then, more difficult to think quick how to act and react on his buddies.
suddenly: a very small and soft touch on my ear! one big shock, one punch backwards.
and a very angry girlfriend who just tried to make a nice surprise kissing me ops: ops: ops:

[sniperrocks]

al basrah, as insurgent. i was engaged by an enemy squad. i tried to tear them away from each other to increase my chances. doing so i crouched behind a corner, awaiting the pointman. high tension moment, extrem concentration, all senses focused on this part of a second when the enemy comes around and you have to shoot quick and then, more difficult to think quick how to act and react on his buddies.
suddenly: a very small and soft touch on my ear! one big shock, one punch backwards.
and a very angry girlfriend who just tried to make a nice surprise kissing me ops: ops: ops:

HAHAHAHA! That has got to be one of the funniest ones I have read

[NBGZerO]

A friend of mine and I were playing US Marines on Falluja. We were in a Bradley (or what ever that light armored vehicle is). We left the main base by the entrance to the west, knowing that the Insurgents were waiting for us. Too bad that a logi truck wreck was blocking the other entrance.

Anyway, we exit and as expected, someone sets off an IED, but it was placed in a poor location, and didn't inflicht much damage. We drove to the north, avoiding the metal plates at the exit. My friend (at the gun) spotted an insurgent, who was hiding behind the roadblocks. We drove around, laying fire on him, but never hitting him. At one point I told him to supress him with his canon, while I run around and kill him with my rifle. It would have worked if I hadn't become greedy and switched to my knife. At least that was intended, but in the end I was holding a field dressing.

OH ****

He got me. 'Nuff said.
(And after that, our vehicle was blown up by an Insurgent who JUMPED ON TOP OF IT, LAYED AN IED ON THE ROOF and blew it up in a suicidal manner. Imagine the cursing that was going on on Skype after that. Epic fail.)

[Nick_Gunar]

On mestia, I am a medic and my squads is attacking the bunkers in front of the warehouse. the SL got naded, I try to reach him to revive him, epipen in hands. As I am close to him an enemy appeared in front of me, I quickly tried to take my gun but instead I stupidly chose the first-aid kit. The guy stared at me, oh **** !

Hard to kill a guy with that lol

[woodzkiller]

Hard to kill a guy with that lol

it would be cool though, like you can hit him with it and it does a bit off damage because off the hard stuff in it.
haha
stop t-baggin', start m-baggin'!

[Phantom2]

As a CAS huey at Jabal, I was told by a few people to make a run at West beach to check if nobody was recapping it. I made a quick run, then I gotten attack by a BTR then I was basically extremely damaged but I was able to keep flying and I nearly made it to the carrier until I saw.....a unused huey and I would've made it I tried to make a quick landing but my huey bounced off the unused one and then I exploded when I tried again. The BTR guy was asking if I made it.

[blaat123]

cobra fail - Xfire Video

[andrewthecool]

Heh. my oh **** moments:

1: hearing the dreaded attack huey on baracuda as it fires rockets, then diving into a foxhole, then promptly exploding as a rocket hit inside the foxhole...

2: running from a apc on basrah and running into a dead end with no time to double back, as APC cuts you off, then the moment right after it stops but before it shoots you

3: cobra gunning looking at the guy with a hat and hearing your chain gun overheat right before you can kill him, and seeing the rocket headed strait for you.

4: the one second your gunner goes AFK when a enemy tank pops up on kashan.

5: finding out the rifleman specialist shotgun isent a real shotgun, only for breaching

6: hearing the a-10 as it rains fire and brimstone on your newly finished firebase

7: any time you run into a room full of enemies and you hear your bolt click.

[Claymore]

On Fallujah, for 5 minutes I was sneaking up on a US machinegunner that was killing everyone around. I finally ambushed him from behind and just got into a perfect position when he saw me. Then my mouse wheel turned a bit and I switched to a rock. Machinegun > rock.

[anglomanii]

muttrah city on small hill next to the construction site.

i am in a divot with my squad leader a sniper and MG. i have a H-AT, and a crate 30mikes away. we've been getting pounded. games almost over and all i have managed to do is kill one LAV and scare some birds.

squaddie says choppers going for mosque, i turn and zero in, i see two Heuy's go in. the lead one is dropping flares and coming into land. the second one is low and coming in fast.
i wait, i want that Huey on the deck...

the Lead Huey peels off as the rear one flares up and comes into land. bingo! i ram the hammer home, my eryx kicks and i train that beautiful ball of flame in on that roof, all i hear on Team speak is my Clan mate going "OH-F%$K" my missile hits home just as he touches down, and the first guys leap out. i get the lovely satisfaction of seeing the flaming wreck tipping over the side of the mosque and the wonderful sight of seeing a mosaic of American bodies laying on the roof.

i giggle like a school girl, and my clan mates give me hell on TS. they still haven't forgiven me

to this day i still get that wonderful feeling of satisfaction when i remember that one,

[Epim3theus]

Playing Assault on Mestia.
Round starts and we get in a transport truck driffen by a squadmember. When he is at full speed we suddenly hear a somewhat slurring voice with a thick Russian accent say:

"Do you want to die?"

Oh ****.

[Mutherpucker]

Muttrah:

Everyone is pump up to get off, a plan is made for the next 15 minutes of play, then, we get off the chooper, and... FAILED

everyone is dead

[Foxhound42]

Full Huey flying low towards the airfield on barracuda. I was joking to one of my squad members how funny it would be if i shot the Pilot from inside the chopper. When Boom the pilot gets hit by a .50 cal shot...... UH-HO. After our team re-spawns at carrier we get in another Huey and fly to the same place. just as we jump out the Huey losses control and crashes.....

[Trooper22]

My "OH ****" moment was when I was in a Huey and a kid wanted to snipe way behind enemy lines,so I searched for a good landing spot,while being stealthy at the same time,and somehow I landed in an alley.The kid jumped out and ran and I desperatly tried to take off,I crashed(surprisingly.....)and then got kicked from the squad sometime later.

[MendozaMan]

Not rather "oh ****", more like "oh wtf man"

So there I was, campin' a corner on a Kashan bunker, waiting for an enemy to come rushing in like a fool.
And that surely happened, a lone AT soldier comes running in to my ironsights and I unload a three round burst in his stomach. Dead as a dead man can be.

The thing is, I thought to my self "hey, I can use that kit!" and tried to take the foul MEC's AT kit, and proned next to his body.
Then I saw the medic lying next to him, looking me straight in the eyes, holding this small plastic epipen.
I laughed to my self as I sighted in on his head, he just didn't know what to do now and was just phasing out.
Then I saw him raising the needle, me thinking he was going to try a desperate revive and run.


*ka-STAB*


He jammed the epipen needle in my eye and made by brain 'splode from adrenaline OD'ing, followed by a loud IRL "What the f@&#?!?"

This was back in 0.8 when epipens had a nasty side effect of a whopping 1000 damage, turning it into a device that gives AND takes life.