R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[Meki]

Chuck Norris once lost JUST to see what it feels like.

Yup. He was young to, learning.

[rampo]

Oh what thats just the chuck Norris not the chuc norris who makes all the epic animations and pawns newbs in project reality

[bosco_]

Chuc is asian, so he combines both powers from Norris and Bruce Lee in one.

[Meza82]

Chuck is a master of every weapon ever made, and can fire them all at the same time.

[goguapsy]

Chuc can dig foxholes just by thinking about it - not that he really needs them.

Chuc is currently making a law-suit against PR under the argument that, as the game does not depic Chuc Norris as a faction, a kit or a chopper, it may not use the word Reality in its name.

!seven!

[CallousDisregard]

Chuck is a master of every weapon ever made, and can fire them all at the same time.

Without reloading

[Dutch(CAN)]

.9 quotes now in order...

Chuc drops his kit at the begining of every round to let you think you have a fighting chance. You don't.

Chuc doesn't understand the meaning of surrender and has replaced the function with 1 round house kick to the face.

[Lord Ruthe]

To request the Chuck kit you must be in a squad of at least 9.

Chucks smoke grenades produce colourless smoke. HIDING IS FOR WIMPS.

[goguapsy]

Chucks smoke grenades produce colourless smoke. HIDING IS FOR WIMPS.

LOL! that was great!

[Howitzer]

Chuc kills you with the PR bot

If Chuc is spotted , the marker on the map is a landmine.

When someone uses an aimbot, its just Chuc taking control of the character.

Chuc's FOBs comes already built.

I did it yay !

[ediko]

Every time Chuc kills someone a kitten is born.

Every time Chuc kills someone 2 new enemies are being spawned so that Chuc will never get bored.

What is wrong with these 7 characters?

[goguapsy]

Chuc roundhouse kicked Darksidesix for claiming he doesn't exist.

Whatchout mate...

[TheOldBreed]

"Chuc calls in JDAMs without a laser designator "

i can call in a JDAM without a laser designator too...being that a JDAM is GPS guided. haha

[Sniperdog]

When Chuc pulls out his laser designator, it gets scared and attaches a non expiring laser target to every vehicle on the opposing team out of fear...

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[rampo]

Chuc can zoom in whit the minigun

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[Rudd]

on CnC, when Chuc is near, the enemy FB refuses to build knowing that it is inevitable that Chuc will roundhouse kick it in to oblivion.

[rampo]

just came up whit one more.

In soviet russia, chuc still kicks ***.

[single.shot (nor)]

The BF2 engine once gazed upon Chuc and it resulted in all the hardcoded parts of the engine.

[Shooter90]

"Chuc's APC carries 9 guys and a logistics truck."

"Chuc doesn't get Carpel Tunnel, Carpel Tunnel gets Chuc."

"Chuc made a YouTube account, but it crashed all the servers."

"By the time you say 'oh sh** it Chuc!' over VOIP, you're already waiting for the respawn counter."

"Chuc created Chinese New Years to celebrate his domination of the world."