Who thinks that talibans should get new cell phones?

myles · Post by **myles** » 2010-03-30 11:05

i taught this was a joke at 1st reading it but no i see that he was not messing. Just beacuse you saw 1 taliban with a pretty nice phone dosent mean that all talban are going to have this sony erricson and does it really matter what phone in PR your using its all used to blow up somthing. O Rite Now i no where ur comin from u want to Use the phone to take pictures of great times with the other jihadisits make video calls to our wife to see her beutifiul burqa before you go out to jihad, Gps to get to get around the city so you can get to blow up that tank or keep up on your Facebook see how everyone got up to after high school. Patrick you are a genius now i see why you wanted the phone in LOL

PatrickLA_CA · Post by **PatrickLA_CA** » 2010-03-30 11:57

myles wrote:i taught this was a joke at 1st reading it but no i see that he was not messing. Just beacuse you saw 1 taliban with a pretty nice phone dosent mean that all talban are going to have this sony erricson and does it really matter what phone in PR your using its all used to blow up somthing. O Rite Now i no where ur comin from u want to Use the phone to take pictures of great times with the other jihadisits make video calls to our wife to see her beutifiul burqa before you go out to jihad, Gps to get to get around the city so you can get to blow up that tank or keep up on your Facebook see how everyone got up to after high school. Patrick you are a genius now i see why you wanted the phone in LOL

You know, you are right

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ComradeHX · Post by **ComradeHX** » 2010-03-30 14:49

[R-CON]Outlawz wrote:Because we could face some serious charges if we were to portray actual cell phone models and brand names?

Or we'd have to pay massive royalties to some rich ******* so our little virtual Taliban could blow up infidels with iPhones.

Easy way: put a pineapple logo on the phone instead of apple logo.

I know they did this in anime and nothing happened.

hotfranc · Post by **hotfranc** » 2010-03-30 15:54

Yeah the important is that the cellphone must work and i think devs have a lot of stuff to do to the finish totally the 0.9

wood_badger · Post by **wood_badger** » 2010-03-31 22:16

Seriously?? How is this not locked yet??

TomDackery · Post by **TomDackery** » 2010-03-31 23:42

Because it is the most needed addition to PR since ... well... its just really really important.

goguapsy · Post by **goguapsy** » 2010-04-01 00:55

TomDackery wrote:Because it is the most needed addition to PR since ... well... its just really really important.

THANK YOU.

/missunderstanding

firekwik · Post by **firekwik** » 2010-04-01 01:59

Need a GPS?
there's an app for that
Need to call your wife before going to kill the infidels?
there is an app for that
Need a remote detonator for three IEDs, two suicide vests, and your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's bmw?
there is an app for that
Need to spawn a 12 gauge to kill that annoying *** dog next door that keeps on barking and wont let you type on the PR forums?
Well sorry, there is no app for that.

For all your non-dog killing jihad needs, there's the I-Phone, only from AT&T.

But seriously, why hasn't this been locked, is there no forum God?

wood_badger · Post by **wood_badger** » 2010-04-01 03:57

Allah Akbar! Mohammad jihad

RELEASE_THE_KRAKEN · Post by **RELEASE_THE_KRAKEN** » 2010-04-01 05:13

Stop mentioning the L-word, I have a feeling this thread is going somewhere...

Koroush47 · Post by **Koroush47** » 2010-04-01 05:49

It would be cool if they did.

But who is going to make it? Thats the problem.

mistryx · Post by **mistryx** » 2010-04-01 12:17

why not add connection problems to the phones, or not enough prepaid

like you're calling the IED bombphone and a woman tells you that you have only 30 cents left on your prepaid(takes about half a minute), that's freaking anoying.

Qaiex · Post by **Qaiex** » 2010-04-01 12:33

I think the taliban should get new hats. Not ONE of them is wearing a turban, it's outrageous! :O

goguapsy · Post by **goguapsy** » 2010-04-01 15:47

qaiex wrote:I think the taliban should get new hats. Not ONE of them is wearing a turban, it's outrageous! :O

I actually DO agree... some variety would be interesting, prevent monotony

RELEASE_THE_KRAKEN wrote:Stop mentioning the L-word, I have a feeling this thread is going somewhere...

I took me about a minute to figure out which is the L-word... ahaa

RedAlertSF · Post by **RedAlertSF** » 2010-04-01 16:22

Give them iPads. Oh wait..

The current phone is cool enough.

goguapsy · Post by **goguapsy** » 2010-04-02 18:16

RedAlertSF wrote:Give them iPads.

That's an insult to our intelligence.

I mean, we all know they can't have iPads. Where the hell would they charge it??

Wakain · Post by **Wakain** » 2010-04-02 19:53

blackberrys then?

Ironfist7997 · Post by **Ironfist7997** » 2010-04-02 21:14

"i'm sorry, but the IED your trying to contact is currently busy please leave a message after the tone"

Ironfist7997 · Post by **Ironfist7997** » 2010-04-02 21:17

I mean, we all know they can't have iPads. Where the hell would they charge it??

on their macbooks of course!

how do you think they charge their nokias and samsungs now?

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