[List] The moment you really felt like a noob...

[Pericles]

No, no
I blew up the door with my shotgun while saying that it was impossible , that's why i felt like a nub !

Maybe i over-dramatized the door exploding but if you already tried you know it comes with a lots of smoke and schrapnels...

[Tomato-Rifle]

In the SU on Quingling, was figuring out the CO-pilot controls for bombs rockets etc... (I always fly instead of being CO-pilot)

But when i was scrolling through the weapons, i clicked, thinking i was selecting the guided missile's but the selector disappeared right before clicking. Dropping a bomb on the concrete floor, destroying the jet and my pilot

[goguapsy]

Maybe i over-dramatized the door exploding but if you already tried you know it comes with a lots of smoke and schrapnels...

Ohhh now it makes sense! (I couldn't figure out how the hell did the door blow up... I though you all died, which would lead to the laughter... As in "Man, this door won't open! Bam! Bam! Bam! See? It won't open! Bam! Bam! Ba-BOOOM!"

[Bigglestheman]

Killed this guy after he said cease fire five times. In my defense iron sights are terrible when firing from the top of a mountain.

[Dev1200]

I never played on Tactical Gamer until recently, because "They're retarded for kicking me before I even get into the game, something about teamkilling? idk"

When I join I said "finally got that carp settled eh?" Admins: wut

[goguapsy]

I never played on Tactical Gamer until recently, because "They're retarded for kicking me before I even get into the game, something about teamkilling? idk"

When I join I said "finally got that carp settled eh?" Admins: wut

ROflmaool.

Now, you know you can only join with 61 or less players (unless you are a supporting member)? Otherwise that message you received about teamkilling shows up - no way to change it.

[Zrix]

Was flying transport duty in a Huey on TG at Muttrah yesterday. I had just dropped off a squad in B3, near that little guard house, when I upon take off apply to much left cyclic and nose dive straight into a building 30m away.
Felt so stupid I facepalmed IRL..

[Gammlgandalf13]

Well i was flying the Frogfoot on Kashan, and crushed the American Team...then i was out of ammo, and landed next to the runway, so the MIG was able to start immediately. After i was on the ground and the MIG was up, I wanted to taxi onto the runway...the front gear was on the runway, then suddenly the Frog did a flip and I was sittin' in front of the DEAD screen like...WTF?!?! Well my Sl hat a big laugh at me...you unlucky fellow ;D


Now each time i taxi onto the runway, I am veeeeery aware of it's edges

[goguapsy]

First time I play Al Basrah as British in PR.9 = "WTF Why do we have 2 garys in our main?!?"

[Astromici]

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[Web_cole]

Whoops, delete this post.

Irony?

[Rosk]

Before I joined the 4thID , me and a few friends played on their UK server, which typically played Al Basrah.
Anyway, one time we were both crewing the Challenger tank, (I was gunning, my friend was driving.) and I saw what I thought at the time was the convertible looking technical with no roof, and I shot a HIE-T round at it, shortly after I realized I had just blown up my squad leader and fellow squad member in a land rover.

[Smiddey723]

I've been long time wondering why i dont hit with m16+acog, and today i tried to shoot with tip of the triangle, not with tip of the line and got like 10 kills in 3 minutes.I really felt like noob.

HAHA i thaught it was just me who did that back in 0.8

[Th0raxe_III]

Every time I see a word that I dont know.....What the hell is a GARY?

[CCCode]

"Log Truck vs. Empty civi car..? hmmm"

*BOOOM!*

[goguapsy]

The bomb truck the insurgents have, iirc - no idea why it's called "gary", though

A guy (aquaticPenguin) named it like that for "no reason". It just sticked

https://www.realitymod.com/forum/f10-pr ... kname.html

[Foxhound42]

Look at the name plate on the front.

[mangeface]

Last week, I was playing on Karbala on Hardcore Insurgency. Me and 2 other guys on Mumble decided we were going to take out the M1, and made it about 15 minutes. We moved to the east side of the mosque near the US main, and we (actually, I since I was gunning) were racking up the kills. After awhile, we kept getting RPGs shot at us. Wondering why the Insurgents would even waste their time, I asked if our .50 gunner had been watching our back. He said no, swiveled around, and shot an insurgent in the face. I thought nothing of it, then "OH SHIT, GET OUT AND SEE IF HE PLANTED A MINE UNDER US." Sure enough, the damage was done. So we sat for a second, and my driver said I should ask for an engineer. I told him the mine's under the back of the tracks, so if we drive forward, we'll be good. Yeah, basically, NOOB moment. So we successfully lost the tank to a mine. From now on, when I'm running the tank squad, I'll have 4 guys in it. One gunner, one driver, one .50 cal gunner, and one engineer following.