[List] of noobish things you've seen/done

[Brach1]

Operation Barracuda. i was a Pilot. had a full Huey ready to take off, i took a look on my mini map to see if anything was coming i saw nothing so i started to elevate.

their was another Huey right above me and i did not see it on map. i hit him Blowing my self up and him spinning out to a watery Grave.

[James May]

I was flying a transport heli and i hit a building parachuted out saved me, but all inside died, plus 2 on the ground died from shrapnel/explosion the i got kicked "admin decision"

[uku_ben]

mine has to be when today i was playing Insurgency on Operation Archer, i was playing as the Candians, we were down to our last cache. i was the only one along with Chinook pilots at Main Base, the dropped me off iin some mountainous terrain. i walk up thurther to get a vantage point and saw a Taliban sniper shooting away, i pulled out my knife so i could get my first knife kill, i walked up and tried to stabbed and somehow i slipped down the hill infront of him but i dont think he noticed, still and epic fail. Whats worse is that i came back around and he killed me..... =]

[Oskarious]

I've all ways been a support helo pilot, and this one night when muttrah was a brand new map, I took a huey and was to transport a squad in the beginning of the map. Anyway, when we had gotten like halfway over the sea, I accidentaly pushed E, so i fell out and died, and shortly after I got a 5min ban stating I have to learn flying on a training server.. I rarely crash my helicopters otherwise!

[Tarranauha200]

One guy rolled huey on muttarah and said:
"Its my new joystick" Lol its not. He was just shaking the choppa from side to side.

The most noobish thing I have done?
Err...Once I pressed wrong button and blew up big red.

[Dai]

My squad gets into a Chinook. The heli is on flat land. He takes off....and instantly flips it into a tree and kills us all.

[Not A Tumour]

I was leading a US recon squad on Op. Barracuda, and i was attacking the far western peninsula. On commanders orders, I asked the helo pilot to drop us in low over the water 'all stealthy like', then swim to the shore. That went all as planned but while we were swimming close to the shore, another squad came in for a drop off guns blazing; despite the commanders orders for them to hit the airfield. Our 'stealthy' plan went to shit in about 5 seconds, 10 out of 11 of us got annihilated. That was the last time I played on Blackwater server

[MaxCookies]

A clanmate accidentally pressed 'E' while flying a jet on Kashan and crashed it. That was probably the biggest 'FAIL'-moment I've ever seen in PR.

[Ramjali]

while in the Taliban squad i sneaked up near a us FOB, shot a guy and waited. then a medic came trying to revive him, so i also shot him. Then a whole squad came, so i got excited and while trying to throw Molotov thorough a window, i missed and set my self on fire.

[Ramjali]

Also my team did not know where the weapon cache on a particular island type thing. So i sneaked in the island, saw someone re-spawn and i followed him to the cache. I destroyed the cache but stayed very close to the cache. I obnoxiously announced how i destroyed the cache to the team. Then when i went around the corner (still close to the Cache), there was about 9 Taliban all with AKs. You can guess what happened next./

[Trognar]

My squad gets into a Chinook. The heli is on flat land. He takes off....and instantly flips it into a tree and kills us all.

You do have to understand though that those giant beasts are incredably hard to fly, even if your'e just taking off lol. But that shouldnt of happened.

[Dai]

I know they're a b*** to fly, I've tried my hand at 'em I can at least get off the ground. The thing is that he never even left the ground, just flipped over with the nose in the ground and the rear rotor chopping into a pine He knew he ****ed up, because he quit as soon as that happened

[Trognar]

lol he probably didnt wait for it to start up fully? Either way I would have been laughing anyhow if I was with you guys.

[Dai]

The blue dudes were lol

He had just landed, and never shut off the engine. I think he tried going for a speedy take-off, and instead went into a bump lol

[Johncro]

Oh here is a good one.

Ahem*

My squad and I were playing on jabal al burj.
Fun round except for a Tker that tked for a LB.
here is his name. He is the oposite of teamwork in PR.

USRW_German_Shepherd

[maniac1031]

I drove a scorpion into the river on laskarah valley when i just started playing because i thought they could float -_-

[AurianTitan]

My squad was defending South City on Muttrah. We were on the MEC side. Both of the teams had their firebases in South City and we were on the search for this USMC firebase. We were scattered throughout the cap zone in small fire teams and one of my squad members said,
"I think I found their firebase. I'll knife it right now. "

I looked on my map to see where he was.

"Uh, isn't that our firebase?" said another squad member.
"It is?" replied the guy who just knifed it.
"Yeah, that's our firebase!" I said after seeing that he was on our firebase."
"LOL OH ****. MY BAD!" replied the guy, "I didn't check my map!"

The firebase collapses and then a fire fight broke out close to the firebase. The guy who knifed it shoveled it back up.

[Daewi]

I don't remember what server or whick map, but it was my first time in a online PR-server. I had trained a little on a local server before. So, I joined a squad and became a medic. We were sneaking around in a village, blablabla, no contact, blabla. Suddenly we walked right into an ambush. Half the squad went right down, while the rest of us defeated the ambushers. SL and half the squad screams and yells for a medic over VOIP. "Oh, that's me" I thought and made my way to them. Suddenly I realized that I didn't know how to use the medic kit. SL screams to haul ***, accompanied by the frustrated voices of x squadmembers. I started to experiment with the med kit( It must have been quite a sight), and luckilly, phew, I got shot by a sniper. I think he saved my *** from a lot of freindly fire that way. I still don't know ho to use the medic kit

[KarateDoug]

Muttrah city. (long long long time ago)

Setting up ambushes and stuff in south city.

I set about 4 mines on the interior roads of south city that are frequently traveled by MEC vehicles. Only to realize that I was on MEC....(figured this out by tking a BTR full of inf). Lets just say I was multi-tasking with my girlfriend mary jane.