[List] 'oh ****' moments

[goguapsy]

Best oh **** moment :d

[xfire]1ecbbb[/xfire]

"Oh ha!" = "oh ****"?

[MaxSalvatore]

"Oh ha!" = "oh ****"?

Actually, more like "What the f.ck?"

[Foxhound42]

Playing an Epic round on Konzelesk as a Russian Squad Leader with a great squad. Getting ready to attack training camp when... "Connection to server has been interrupted" DANG IT!!!!!! (At least we won i think.)

(PS to all my squad members. It was an honer serving with you.)

[Death_dx]

SL ctds in cobra pilot...swap to pilot seat in futile effort to avoid plummeting into the ocean.

Oh **** moment is when I realized I was sideways in a cobra without a pilot.

[Dai]

Ok, Muttrah Americans, start of the round. I join up in a squad, very good squad, VOIP, planning, everything. We jump in a chopper, cap docks, and build a FOB very quickly. We then head off to Hotel, or Compound, I can never remember what it's called, but it's a parking lot.
Full chopper. We have all 6 in the squad, the pilot, and a blue dude. We start to touch down.
MEC Transport trucking comes in at full speed with 3 guys in the back, so we annihilate them and we get annihilated by them... Eventually we revive 5 guys, as only one survived. I'm healing em up...."Grenade!" Boom! "Dead"

The OH ****! was when we were touching down and this transport full of dudes pops out It was a FAV that got us afterwards.

Earlier on Fallujah, the SL and I are crossing a road. Suddenly a motorcycle appears with an RPG on the back. We open fire and get him. We're happy, reloading....
Civilian car comes around the corner and runs us both over...

Walking moustache just went by. Does that constitute oh ****?

Final Oh ****! Was more: bloody f*ing hell omg, etc. I took first place in a full server on Muttrah with 1500+ points, but the team still lost (Yes, I was a team player, there was about 10 minutes total that I wasn't with my squad) and as always I have FRAPS running. So, I figure I'll take a pic and brag about it.

This is what I got instead:

[Trognar]

Yea, about that pic I believe it is because...EA is failing majorly right now...thats happeneing to all EA servers for most mods and vanilla mode servers too I believe.

[goguapsy]

That pic... I got that like 3 or 4 times yesterday...

[Trognar]

EA servers are just failing and crashing, dont worry about it because its only happens after the server ends, which is actually kind of nice.

[Dai]

Yeah, it's good for me, because since this has been happening I've not crashed once in the middle of a round. I just load back in and everything is fine.

Another Oh ****! today:

Muttrah City on the HOG 24/7 Muttrah server. Another guy from the tournament I'm in, and now a clan, was leading the squad. MEC, and we pushed the Americans back to their carrier. The entire team was now at docks Before that, however, we had pushed behind the lines. I was told to take the logi truck we had used earlier, rearm it, and drive off to them so they could build. So I did.
Apparently I didn't move the logi far enough from where the FOB was going The truck got launched about 10 feet in the air, floated for 10 seconds, then landed all safe and fine. The FOB wasn't. It exploded....and rebuilt. And exploded. And rebuilt. This continued for about 3 minutes with the entire squad killing themselves laughing, and this huge *** cloud of dust and debris up in the air, and these huge explosions going off. We eventually stopped it by chucking an incendiary in.

At this point the Americans had only been pushed back to Docks. Their entire team was there, and we were only 100-150 meters from the flag. That's the Oh ****! moment What's hilarious is none of them even noticed lol, although they were typing in the chat asking WTF are we doing lol.

Next was on the same server and map, but this time Americans. We pushed the MEC all the way back to Fortress without much effort. So, the CO calls in a JDAM strike on Fortress. The entirety of the enemy team is there, except for about 5 guys.
He didn't hit any of them.

[Trognar]

Well I understand the JDAM because when your in fortress its mainly all fortifications and little bunkers in the walls that people would be in lol, but how could you not see a huge *** debris cloud? lol thats still funny

[Tarranauha200]

Everyone knows the most badass "oh ****" moment. When the HAT/TOW missile is coming towards you.
One of them:
I was looking at enemy whit HAT Kit in muttarah docks(I was USMC). Then He decided to fire and I trough:
Better run now before the missile hits you. Then booomb you are dead.

[yahoyipp]

It has been a while since being on a online PR server, so anyway, I join in on HOG I think, and it was really a boring long-range / dull-surprise-dull type of round. So anyway, most of the round the entire squad was spread out all over the map. The SL was trying to cap South on Muttrah I think, and I was trying to join him from a 200m run.

So I made it, but only after 40 some odd minutes because I kept running into squads and vehicles. Usually trying to avoiding them.

So I found SL and we tried getting to a more appropriate building. It turns out that building was only accessible by Grapple, and it turned out to have been totally covered by AR and sniper.

We actually lived for a few minutes, when SL found a specialist kit and was immediately naded. I had medic so I revived him and we ran to the far side where there was a structure that we could hide behind.

So the first was here when SL tried making a FO using the officer kit from like 2 deaths back...

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Ok so the second one is immediately after SL threw his grapple over the edge we hit it and started going down, when I realised the rope wouldn't go all the way down, AND there was a enemy soldier looking up at us, more than likely looking at the foundation we put in. I yelled "UP" in the mic but he got SL who went down the rope after me. I got up and was under immediate sniper shootings and started healing myself. I got myself healed after a little bit, then peaked over to the structure, the guy that shot SL put a insiderary on it, then turned and saw me. I tried the duck-shoot thing, and he crouched down and started lobbing nades. I saw it arc over me to the other side of the structure. I started running toward the sniper, away from the nades. For whatever reason the sniper didnot start shooting, but I saw a nade bounce and land right where I was running to. You can guess the rest but I am pretty sure I yelled something indistinguishable into the mic that created a few chuckles.


So later,

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I was medic again and we where trying to attack the fort. First attempt was land huey on fort, we where all hit by TOW so that didn't work. Second attempt was same so we tried boat. My squad imminently after this went off started going for hill. I had been tracking a single soldier down the road in binoc (to the right in picture) Since I was iron I didnot want to try give up position by lame shots, but after the squad took off that guy went around by wall and nailed a friendly. I hit the guy after that and revived the friendly. All right so far? We started going up the hill when I hear the sound of a AR... It hit me that's the last I knew


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New round

OK this was a nice squad, we went and pretty much capped everything right off the bat, then we moved to docks to make an FO. We hunkered down for a while and the truck came and dropped its crates, then the SL tried making the FO

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The supply truck flew couple 10-20 feet in the air, and I think 3 (including SL) all perished. The FO was glitching, it was being destroyed and rebuilt over and over, so it created this little mess .

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This went on for about a good 2 minutes.

It caused a lot of laughter and good times after and during.

one of the squad said they caught this on Xfire vid, (if you have it can you post it?)

[Dai]

Nah, not xfire mate, it was Fraps Gotta get off my *** and upload it lmfao, it was freaking hilarious.

[Trognar]

lol well there you go. Funny little situation lol.

[yahoyipp]

Nah, not xfire mate, it was Fraps Gotta get off my *** and upload it lmfao, it was freaking hilarious.

Well get on with it then

I wanna see that again

[Dai]

It's up, When a Squad leader divides by 0

[Trognar]

Yea its been up for awhile go checks it out

[Puslox]

When I think that I am all right, going to take over a point with some people, goo action etc etc . And then, all out of the sudden, the driver of the truck I was in rammed into the pool at full speed, in the middle of all enemies. His excuse was ''Sorry went AFK''.

AT FULL SPEED

[Tarranauha200]

Front of us enemy
*boomb*
...hat
Happened on kozels today lol.