R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[JohnnyTheIED]

Chuck Norris doesn't die from IEDs, approaching molecules shake and heat up from the anticipation of Chuck Norris. Therefor, Chuck Norris owns IEDs.

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Chuck Norris doesn't fail, Fail do Chuck Norris, When Chuck Norris and how Chuck Norris Wants it. (this one is for the adults lol)

[steve_06-07]

Chuck Norris suggested Fastropes and got it.

[Pariel]

Chuc Norris doesn't bleed from falling down hills.

[HAVOC]

Chuc can kill 2 bullets with one bird

[DevilDog812]

Chuc Norris can skip a lake across a small rock

WARNING: Chuc Norris does not appear in mirror

[[=TC=]nuetron]

The squad bug is because Chuc doesn't want your team to be in small groups. he want's to hunt you all down one at a time...

[SnipeHunt]

Chuc can kill so swiftly it will leave you hoping that it was the ninja that killed you and not Chuc.

Chuc strikes twice.

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[200rabbits]

Chuc can play PR on Xbox Live

[rampo]

Chuc doesn't lag out, he lags up

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[Skull]

Chuc can resuggest all he wants

[Hotrod525]

Chuc use the "Norris limited kit", he need no guns and no armor, just is presence is enought to obliterate every ones playing PR at the same time when he log in...

hehe

[Not_able_to_kill]

Chuc doesnt get kicked in the balls by Punkbuster, Chuc kicks punkbuster on the balls

[-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba]

the map hills of hamyong was an attempt to balance out chucs force. ->didnt worked

[SlLeNceR]

Quote:
When Chuc teabags your corpse in game, it uninstalls PR from your computer

Lol at this.

[Hotrod525]

Hehe heres an other one.

[EnermaX]

Chuc doesn't need a supply crate for assets. He molds them from the earth and the bodies of his victims

[CCCode]

Chuc makes zombies out of his victims and make them attack the enemy

[PLODDITHANLEY]

Chuc's played out 0.95 and is putting the finishing touches to 0.96.

[ComradeHX]

How about:

When Chuc is the Civie, you do not shoot him... HE SHOOTS YOU!!!

[goguapsy]

The number of deaths a team has is the number of tickets Chuc has... meaning that his tickets never decreases, unless someone leaves the server. As a matter of fact, nobody leaves servers willingly. It's just Chuc expelling them off the server. For some uknown reason, his favourite victims are chopper pilots with full squads in... Or players on TG, which he added the "humorous" "You've been kicked for a supporting member" warning. It's just Chuc logging in.

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