[List] 'oh ****' moments

[ewdennis]

i have two oh **** moments
i was playing with some guys from VG and we where in a armor convoy attacking north bunker one of the sqaud was in the tank infront he drove in to a fence at the entrance BOOM the tank flys up in the air and lands right next to us i think one of the sqaud captured it on fraps and uploaded it to youtube

another one when i was playing muttrah city piloting a littlebird we where taking the castle i was laying down covering fire on the two mobile homes next to the castle steps while the infatry moved on the castle i was taking a bit of damage so i was about to get out of there when a BTR came around the corner it fierd at me and hit my tail the dich alarms where going off so i jumped out, pulled my parachute just in time, hit the ground and about 4 MEC's waiting for me OH **** they killed me and the round finished

[Ghost Wolfe]

Playing on Al-Basrah as the Taliban when I saw a British sniper up on a hill. Quietly, I went around the hill and came up behind him. It was too late to see that someone else had already planted a grenade trap behind him, and I walked over it. ****

[ZephyrDark]

Go to 11:30 and and watch until about 12:30 or so.

[CBCRonin]

Spotting and lazing on Kashan, far from any overhead cover in the desert. Lots of kills and a long run..... when the A10 overhead tilts toward and circles me.

Every running step, as I tried to make it to the gorge, was inundated with "Oh ****!'s".

[CrosswalkNorway]

This is a reverse Oh ****! moment....

First of all, let me say, "Sorry.... to the victim of my stupidity....."

Happened when I was brand new to PR... I join into Operation Archer, and join the Brits.... Spawn at main/airfield... Thinking I'm an amazing pilot, i see a unoccupied Chinook, pick up a pilot kit and jump in..... nearby, another pilot is powering up his Chinook. I wait for it to warm up and then start to take off... Apparently Chinooks aren't exactly the same as the Black Hawks of un-modded BF2. Since I tilt forward, and barrel into the other Chinook... Dead screen shows up for me. I was horribly embarrassed and I exit the server with faster than I ever had before. Hoping not to be recognized.

I can only imagine his OH ****! as he saw my Chinook flip forward toward him..... Sorry, again....

[CrosswalkNorway]

This is a reverse Oh ****! moment....

First of all, let me say, "Sorry.... to the victim of my stupidity....."

Happened when I was brand new to PR... I join into Operation Archer, and join the Brits.... Spawn at main/airfield... Thinking I'm an amazing pilot, i see a unoccupied Chinook, pick up a pilot kit and jump in..... nearby, another pilot is powering up his Chinook. I wait for it to warm up and then start to take off... Apparently Chinooks aren't exactly the same as the Black Hawks of un-modded BF2. Since I tilt forward, and barrel into the other Chinook... Dead screen shows up for me. I was horribly embarrassed and I exit the server with faster than I ever had before. Hoping not to be recognized.

I can only imagine his OH ****! as he saw my Chinook flip forward toward him..... Sorry, again....

[CrosswalkNorway]

double post.... ahh! how do I delete!?!

[Johncro]

double post.... ahh! how do I delete!?!

Triple to be correct.

[4TeckCommand]

(on operation barracuda)
flying an transport chopper towards the LZ on the beach head fully loaded with 1 and a half squads.

me "we will be there ETA 20 seconds"
co-pilot "isnt that an enemy helo!"
me "oh shet! (presses E when i was aiming for W) SHEEEEEEEEET (presses E again, key mashing it and gets back into the transport helo and press W and holds it down trying NOT to crash the transport chopper)

me: AHHHHHH!!! (slides across the ground and survives) phew...
co-pilot: WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!
me: you try saving a fully loaded chopper and sliding across the ground like a sled and survive...
co-pilot: "..."
(crew shaken from near death experience)

[CrosswalkNorway]

Triple to be correct.

Oops.... how do I delete?

[Phoenix4894]

I was a downed Apache pilot, and I was on the little compound at the NE of the middle Hill (buildings and walls). I waited for the escort on one side of the wall, but i alwasy heard enemy voices in "somewhere". Then i realised there must be another dude on the other side, and he said, he would also wait for escort^^. Pilots hadn't any guns in .917 so we couldn't kill each other ...
This was how it looked: ME-----> o||o <------MEC

[VikingShip]

One of my 'oh ****' moments are when I hear the sounds of Mortars flying toward me. It never gets old....

[goguapsy]

One of my 'oh ****' moments are when I hear the sounds of Mortars flying toward me. It never gets old....

Haha yeah. Whenever I hear the sound I think "Oh well... I hope that doesn't hit right on top of me."

Followed by a mortar headshot

[Gozjh]

Walking over the Kashan desert as a medic to North Village, a Havoc decided to shoot some CAS cannon rounds at us, most of the rounds landing 20 to 15 meter away from me, wounding me and killing two squad members. After i revibed them, we began to move to catch up with the rest of the squad, when I hear a Su-25(?) overhead, droping his little freind on us. I hit the deck, and what do you know, I happened to dive in a half meter dip. i watched the large green bomb slam into the ground only about 20m away.

I am so glad this happend during 0.91 when there was no thermals

[raw157]

The click of death (failing to reload). Be it me, or a squad mate saying "click of death." Never ends well.

[reaper123167]

when i was a huey pilot on muttrah and was landing when a BTR came around a corner 2 feet away from me...

and another was when i was an LB pilot on karbala, me and the other pilot were hunting enemy vehicles when we saw a friendly convoy (almost our whole team) with a gary speeding toward it... heroically we try to destroy it before it gets there, we failed, and we were a little too close to the convoy when the gary went off... he got about 22 kills...

[Hresvelgr]

I just respawned on my SL's rally after they finished a tough fight, and after I thanked him for setting it up I saw a Blackhawk come down very close, hopefully for a lift, but then I saw the machine-gun start spinning as red tracers started coming in at me and I got just enough time to say "OH SHI-" as I got slaughtered. Worst round in weeks, for more than just that, though.

[DanishPride]

Was SQL'ing in an insurgent map. I was going to destroy a vehicle on the other side of a river..

Voip:
guy#1: "What's that in the water?"
Me: "It's me in the water!"
Guy#2 "It's enemy in the water?"
Me:"No, no, no, it's me!"
---BOOM--- My squadmate shot me with his RPG

[raw157]

Experienced a new one last night..
I'm squad leading, and from the start of the game I ask for a medic kit, an AR, and specilist. Someone volunteers to grab medic (which is great).

After a few minsuets we find ourself in a fire fight. The medic and I are all that's left, we smoke up the area, and I tell him to go pull people up. His response...

"How do i do that," followed by " What's this epipen thingy for."

Total oh-**** moment for me.

[goguapsy]

"How do i do that," followed by " What's this epipen thingy for."

You know, newb medics are most of the time awesome... BEcause they actually care about cover

To teach a buddy how to play medic, I usually accidently kill a teammate around and teach him how to revive, so he's good in a firefight XD