[List] 'oh ****' moments

[CBCRonin]

Another:
Taking the Outskirts on Karbala, CoOp server (bots are set to deadly accurate).

Realize there must be some bots in the back alleys trying to hold flag. Move squad to break in the wall and pop four bots. Toss grenades over wall, wait for blast, move in........ twelve bots sitting just out of range where we tossed grenades.

I turn to run back through gap after yelling contacts, only to miss the gap and run into wall.

"Oh ****, ****, ****."

[PFCWashburn]

I was playing in Kashan a Few days ago and it was me and my squad over loooking north bunkers (as US), and I creeped up to the edge of the hill to get eyes on a HAT squad that was taking out our tanks, and the second I popped my head up, I heard a HAT fire and watched a giant bright light fly directly towards me.

I only had enough time to yell "oh ****" before I literally saw the tip of the HAT round hit my face...

[crot]

I had this awesome assault on a FOB in Kashan today. Just me and my buddy, sneaked in on a 7 man FOB with AA and TOW emplacements, while he was covering me I sneaked up on the guys seating on AA and TOW, bayoneted both of them. Then we got into a firefight with the others, who were spotters, killed them. Then we almost got killed by a nade, but due to our ninja skills we somehow lived and killed the remaining two guys and wrecked the FOB. Sucks that I didnt have my fraps running (

FYI, all this was revenge cuz they blew up our tank earlier

[goguapsy]

After some ninja climbing in Karbala, we all get killed by a marksman on a single roof and a grenade or 2. The medic survives and starts reviving. He revives me. I see something that seemed like a grenade flying in front of me.

"OH ****!" Parkour down the building and fall in front of a couple of insurgents. Died, of course

Turns out it was only a rock.

[Ghost Wolfe]

^Those stupid rocks. A couple of rounds ago, 4+ civs stoned me to death as a walked through the city with my squad.

[StatusRed]

Haha.

I remember going round a corner to find a Humvee with a gunner on the .50 cal looking right at me. Before I could say "Oh ****", I was dead

[Furst]

"oh ****" moments mhmyea... i'd say the millisecond when you hear a RPG / LAT / HAT ignition while youre manning a heavy asset.

the increasing "whoosh"-sound of incoming AT ammunition is also a great moment of crapness!

[havoc1482]

playing insurgency and turning only to see a white pickup coming at you art ramming speed with a mission to rum me down

[goguapsy]

playing insurgency and turning only to see a white pickup coming at you art ramming speed with a mission to rum me down

Playing in Kokan as US and turning around to see a techie casually entering the compound.

[saXoni]

I was flying the CAS-Huey on Operation Barracuda, and I was going to do some kind of dive on the Airstrip. (Don't ask me where I got that silly idea).
So I started to gain some altitude, before diving pretty much straight down on it.
As I came closer to the Airstrip, I figured out that I couldn't manage to pull up.
When I found that out, I pretty much shouted "Oh ****!".

And of course I could read "OMGGZZZ FAIL HUEY" in the public chat afterwords.

[PoisonBill]

Getting stuck on my HAT zoom just when a APC runs me over.

[Von_Gnome]

Driving Apc on Fallujah, turns head to the right and sees Gary coming around the corner.

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- (Booom you are dead, not big suprise.)

[Bryan Milos]

My Best Moment Was This:

So I was playing on Kashan Desert, on the USMC.

There Was A Huge FireFight At The North And South Bunkers.

The US Had Control Of The South Bunkers, And The MEC Had Control Of The North Bunkers. Our FOB Was Destroyed By An APC, So We Couldn't Spawn There.

The Whole Team Was There, Except For Two Squads. I Think The MEC Had The Whole Team There At The Time That Too.

So One Of Those Two Squads Was Mine. Our Squad Leader Had Just Got Off The Radio, And Had Said "We're Going To Reinforce The South Bunkers. Bravo Squad Will Going To Reinforce Them As Well." (Bravo Squad Was The Other Squad) So We Had Gotten A Blackhawk Extraction.

As We Started To Approach The LZ, We Saw Mortars firing Down, Bullets Flying Everywhere, Tanks Firing At Our Two APC's. Then We Started To Take 50 Cal. Fire, Then The Blackhawk Minigun's Started Firing Nonstop. I Had Seen Bravo Squad's Blackhawk Get Shot Down. As We Were About To Land, An RPG Had Been Shot At The Tail Rudder. We Started To Spin Out Of Control. We Were About To Hit The Ground, But I Jumped Just Before It Hit. I Somehow Managed To Survive. I Looked At The Blackhawk Just To See That All My Squadmate's Along With The Pilot's Had Been Killed. Then A Mortar Round Went Off Right Next To Me. I Saw Another Squad On The Other Side Of The Bunker. A Mortar Went Off Right On Top Of Them. The Whole Squad Was Wiped Out. Bullets Kept Flying Right Past My Head. There Was Only About 10 Guys On The US Side Trying To Hold Off The Whole Army Of The MEC. We Wanted To Retreat, But If We Did, We Would Be Shot In The Back Running Away. After Another Minute Or So, The Commander Had Told Alpha Squad That Air Support Was Online. We Had To Provide Him Tons Of Covering Fire While He Got The Co-ordanance For The Air Strike. After Waiting Another Minute, The MEC Had Moved Up. Then We A Heard A Very Loud Noise. We Looked Back And We Saw Two A-10's. One Had Started Firing His Gatling Gun, And The Other Had Started Firing Rockets. They Hit The MEC APC's. Then They Dropped Bombs. The Explosion's Were Huge. Debris Started Flying Everywhere. Every Single Thing Was Decimated. After That I Screamed: HOO-F**KIN-RAH.

We Went To Clear Out The Rest Of The Area. It Looked Like A Ruin Of A Nuclear Blast.

We Then Got Reinforcements, And Started To Set Up A Forward Outpost.

All I Could This Was: F*ck Dude, I Wish I Recorded That.

After That We Made And Assault On The MEC Base, And Wiped Out Everything Of There's.

That Was By Far The Best Moment I Had In Project Reality.

[Silly_Savage]

The way I type makes me sound moronic. I come off looking like a troll. Do I do this on purpose or...

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Stop capitalizing the first letter of every word. Seriously.

What's the point? Do you have some kind of speech impediment?

[Freighttrain4]

Stop capitalizing the first letter of every word. Seriously.

What's the point? Do you have some kind of speech impediment?

This is just copied and pasted, from his most recent topic it didn't change at all

Also, Milo don't do that this is "oh **** moments" not best moment

[goguapsy]

Also, Milo don't do that this is "oh **** moments" not best moment

In a situation like that (not in the end, during the middle), would you be "oh flowers and bunnies" and "wow this is the best moment in-game ever, with my team getting destroyed and all" or "OH ****!!?!"

[ZephyrDark]

Happened twice last night on TG during Ramiel. We had a cache on the northern end of the map near the Insurgent main. My squads general purpose of the match was to go to suspected/known cache locations. Find out what building it was and die(well we didn't WANT to die, it just seemed to happen).
Anyways, we were by the construction site(the one just south of the INS main) follow an insurgent Cell Leader we stumbled upon when the cache got reveal. We immediately turned around to head towards the cache. As we came around the NE side of one of the construction buildings we ran smack dab into an enemy cell. All four of us were killed within 3 minutes.
Second OH **** moment of that match for me was on that same cache. I got my squad back up there and we approached the cache from the west this time. As we were crossing a street we came under fire. I managed to get myself seperated from my squad. I proceeded to turn around to assist my squad only to see a shotgunner and a sapper about 5 feet behind me....... you know how they say when you die your bowels relax? Well, that happened BEFORE I died. ^_^

[jacky7]

One of my oh **** moments happened yesterday.
I was on Muttrah as a Mec and my squad was
attacking docks.

We came under fire and 4 of my squad mates got killed.
Only a rifleman I was left behind a biulding
and we were definetly sure they were coming after us.

Then I got shot and went down but my squadmate
happened to pop him and revived me.

After he patched me up we were switching kits behind a wall
when suddenly a US guy comes around the corner.

I just hit "Drop kit" but I paniced and hit "G"

I litteraly smacked the right mouse button to aim down
but I was lifting my hands.


Oh ****...he took us both out