Funniest Quote in PR

[Ome99]

I was on Jabal Al-Burj, on MEC to the NE of the mountain that is on on NE of Dam, we had an FOB there, and suddenly an enemy US infantry squad start shooting from the top of the mountain, and their grenadier was the most inconvenient for us, but.........we also had mortars

MORTAR guy: "you think you're good grenadier, take MORTARS.........*****"
*enemy rag dolls fly in the sky from the mount as mortars explode there*

and pretty much everything this Russian guy says...

"We don't know, we can't confirm kill, because we can't go to georgia to collect bodies"
"Infantry dead ahead, I ram them"!
"I ram firebase"!

EPIC Russian Manhood

[Lowjoe]

georgians invade russian territory like pigs invade a swamp xDD

[SGT.Ice]

Dont quote /b here.

Ive got a briliant quote tho.
"God dammit, F''''' di'k waving union jackers"
A friend of mine commenting the challenger and EF.

What about EF?

[SGT.Ice]

TBA Server

Talking to Dutch

Operation cold beer is a go

10 seconds later

Dutch: the beer is warm the beer is warm!

[Ramjali]

On start of Wanda Shan: "HUMAN WAVE TACTIC IS A GO"

(sry i write in capitals ingame)

[AnimalMother.]

Silly_Savage's four step plan to play wanda shan

1. Don't defend flags
2. Let the enemy cap you out
3. ???
4. Profit

[Doc.Pock]

hell yeah will try it one day with friends

[Haji with a Handgun]

I am not stopping the vehicle. There's no "I" in martyrdom.

-My SL after I asked to get out of a bombcar

[MaelstromT26]

"'Overkill' is not in the infantryman's vocabulary"

[Puslox]

Silly_Savage's four step plan to play wanda shan

1. Don't defend flags
2. Let the enemy cap you out
3. ???
4. Profit

Dont quote /b/ here.

???: enemy jeti, can you lase?
me: Enemy Yedi? What the-
me: I KNEW RUSSIANS HAD A SECRET WEAPON!

[Kandahar]

I've heard someone shout Leeroy Jenkins on a server once.

[Von_Gnome]

Dont quote /b/ here.

It's not /b/, it's Southpark

[WithoutPurpose]

Dont quote /b/ here.

???: enemy jeti, can you lase?
me: Enemy Yedi? What the-
me: I KNEW RUSSIANS HAD A SECRET WEAPON!

1 & 2
Do not talk about

[Zpoilt]

"SHOOT THAT FUCKING JEW!!!"

/playing hamas on Gaza. epic

[Vanya]

Playing on BW server. Wish I remembered who said it.

Was a small game only 6v6. We were all down but one. The flag was being taken.

One left alive: Got one.
Squad-mate: Good, how about you get a few more.

[Skull]

we still can win this!!!

VARIOUS OCCASIONS

i think best one was me and a mate hiding in SO on kashan, both normal infantrymen (med+spec i think), flag neutral, rest of the team dead and tanks + havoc around us

[SuperArmy]

today on an Insurgency map an insurgent goes

"how to we destroy caches?"

reply " we dont "

"how come?"


reply " Alt + F4"

[LudacrisKill]

"Why did you kick me!"
"I would help build but I lost my shove! I told you!l"

He was serious.

[KillJoy[Fr]]

Can you throw knife in pr ?

Mw2 whore -.-

and also my first stupid ... Whos the fuck is gary ?

[Stealthgato]

On Basrah, driving unarmed Land Rover, casually going down a street, red truck comes and starts ramming
VOIP: "HELP US WE'RE GETTING HUMPED BY A TRUCK"