OMG SPEKAIL FARCES

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Gaz
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OMG SPEKAIL FARCES

Post by Gaz »

Apparently the SBS are going to take down PR tonight, so if you happen to spot said dreamer walt, feel free to post any info you have on him.
ROYAL-JOE: just spent 50 buks on load crazy hax to??kill pr put nail in coffin think wumwuts was bad wate see what i do
ROYAL-JOE: wen u fuck with the bull u get the hornes
ROYAL-JOE: am sic them checky basted devs from uk
ROYAL-JOE: i donated monny to pr i buy them a sever all so
ROYAL-JOE: and thay ban me 4 starting a thred on hittler
ROYAL-JOE: wtf
ROYAL-JOE: now am going to kill fucking severs
ROYAL-JOE: am going take pr out like sbs wood do it first take the comunications out mumbel will go down in 1 h next i will tk menny fuckers i can then 3rd severs will go down i feel like rambo first blood come home from war and treat like shit i pissed off big time
ROYAL-JOE: i fight 4 freedom of speatch and get band on thred about hitler is bolicks
ROYAL-JOE: the ban say band 4 being??royal marine no shit
ROYAL-JOE: try log in my name
ROYAL-JOE: it tell u that
ROYAL-JOE: now am going get drunk then take pr out
ROYAL-JOE: might make video ov it with rambo music to
ROYAL-JOE: bf3 out now any way


A public service announcement from the PR Team. Stand by for pictures of joe with donkeys.
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frankwilliam
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Post by frankwilliam »

I dont know, google translate doesn?t recognize it
Buren06
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Post by Buren06 »

Sorry, SBS? Dreamer Walt? Can we get a bit more backstory?
AquaticPenguin
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Post by AquaticPenguin »

Also requesting context, merely for the 'lolz'
Hulabi
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Post by Hulabi »

AquaticPenguin wrote:Also requesting context, merely for the 'lolz'
'Royal_Marine_Joe' registered to the forums yesterday and started 3 or 4 completely random 'wtf' threads on the Off Topic forum section, those threads were deleted and i assume his account was aswell.
splatters
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Post by splatters »

Don't feed the troll...
Gaz
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Post by Gaz »

I apologise for the text not going through Google translate. This guy has dyslexia. Nothing wrong with that, as some prominent team members have the same condition, but seemingly not quite as bad.

Many years ago, there was someone who frequented the community modding forums with rather decent models. He was called on who owned them as a few communtiy members and Devs knew it wasn't his work. He was called snake_doctor (NOT to be confused with the hard working chap involved with the French Forces comfac). He was banned for plagiarism. He came across as a young guy wanting to impress people on the internet, and unfortunately his method in doing this was something that skilled indie mod teams and people who pride themselves on what they can do will not stand for.

Over the years, this gent has registered many usernames, before painting himself as an ex Royal Marine. His efforts in mapping this time were noticed, and despite heavy mentions in the team thread about him (frankly the Devs saying 'IT'S SNAKE DOCTOR!!!!11!' got completely missed...). He was R-CON'd. His name was Royal Marines Joe.

About a year later, it was confirmed that he was the original guy snake doctor by it being brought to our attention through chat logs. He was given a ban (dupe accounts are not allowed, and especially for those who breach the team's security), and asked to talk to me personally on x-fire, as he seemed to be on it all the time. I added him as a...ahem...'friend' to discuss his contant need to be on the PR Team, as well as get some confirmation on his claimed military background. For 2 1/2 weeks, this was not forthcoming at all. He was logging off every time I tried to talk to him. We have previously been led to understand that he was a mid-30s year old ex-Royal Marine Sgt, to which I did not quite buy due to rubbish he came out with, and clearly didn't quite have the maturity to be older than 21.

I returned from a few days with family over the festive period to see a few threads necro'd recently about hitler being a scouser and other random Liverpool based threads in off topic (since deleted from public view now, sorry). The user's name was royal__marines_joe. The user had been banned due to being yet another dupe account and posting utter drug induced ****.

And then I was passed the above messages today :)

And it appears he's still on his DIE PR rant:
ROYAL-JOE: Rambo - I'm coming to get YOU! - YouTube
First Blood: only one person who will be abel to stop me like the colonel fuzzhead but he not round till then its war
First Blood: tell crazy ancer is no to but to pr yes
First Blood: no to him but to pr yes
He's now changed his name on X-Fire, so he must have hax.
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MaSSive
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Post by MaSSive »

Oh wow...that person is demented. Noted and appreciated. Any bf2 IDs?
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BloodyDeed
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Post by BloodyDeed »

really...what the fuck?!

Any intel about GUIDs/IDs are much appreciated.
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Shovel
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Post by Shovel »

Heh, this should be interesting.
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BRING IT ON!
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Post by Spush »

Ugh hmmm. He seems mad, wish I could be mad.
Gaz
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Post by Gaz »

[R-DEV]Spush wrote:Ugh hmmm. He seems mad, wish I could be mad.
Ingest half the Mersey Estuary like this guy did as a 'Marine'. Seems to have worked for him :) I didn't know Space(r) Marines were scousers.
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Doc.Pock
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Okay this is ome weird shit here. Good thing i hasnt fed the troll when it was hungry
karambaitos
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Post by karambaitos »

'Limeni[BiH wrote:;1712115']Oh it's that "scousers, something, something, hitler, something" guy

I guess we are screwed....
i already packed supplies for 6 months, currently hiding in a ex-yugoslavian bunker
There is only one unforgivable lie That is the lie that says, This is the end, you are the conqueror, you have achieved it and now all that remains is to build walls higher and shelter behind them. Now, the lie says, the world is safe.? The Great Khan.

40k is deep like that.
illidur
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Post by illidur »

guess he hasn't noticed this is pr. Rambo doesn't work here.
Gaz
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Post by Gaz »

Hmm, it appears Joe found the colouring-in book AND the crayons! Success! We can sleep safely, as we won't be hacked by expensive code tonight, gentlemen. See? Simions CAN colour inbetween the lines. Thanks for confirming your career story is as weak as your backbone :)

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Thanks for threatening the work of hundreds of volunteers. You can be sure you're on my shitlist of (1) walty little wannabie soldiers, and (2) walty little developers. Welcome to the worst of both worlds by threatening the PR team and making sure you never input into any kind of mod team again. You made the threats and raised the stakes, I just pointed the community in the direction of where the actual tool was. Web 2.0's a *******, huh, Robert 'Bob' Johnson? Seriously dude, I know where you live in all seriousness, you can't hide your tracks while threatening big boys. Now go to sleep like a good little boy and sit down. And do disappear for real this time, unless you want everyone who employs you from now until your life ends googling your name and seeing what a tit you are? You're not going to be able to hack the PR forum's Alexa rank, you pillock. If you manage to, I promise you, your name, address phone number and sexuality is goin online in ways you never though possible. I think you forgot some of us get paid to hunt people like you down. Here, I do it as a hobby because this team means something to me, and that's the worst box to tick. Let's have a faceoff. Come play with me, as I actually have and still do serve, and don't like prisoners as they make a mess. You're going to lose.
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JimmyKid1996
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Owned. 8-)
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saXoni
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JimmyKid1996 wrote:Owned. 8-)
You said it.
dtacs
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Post by dtacs »

Dayum. He did know how to do a mean boat wheelie on Muttrah, never pegged him to be Snake.

So no Jabal 2 anymore?
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