An Open Letter to all Serious-Pants Players

[doop-de-doo]

I don't know how to facepalm enough if this is going to be the server name...

[Arc_Shielder]

I don't know how to facepalm enough if this is going to be the server name...

It is.

Sax also revealed to me yesterday that they're going to do a pw event next week when you're relieved from duty. CIA built a map specifically for this and I'm very eager to play it.

The map will cover some part of Chicago and you'll be wandering off GTA style, but unarmed. There will be some POIs where you can gather with other players aka off duty soldiers and have fun in nightclubs, bars, recruitment center, etc.

Can't wait!

[Wicca]

It is.

Sax also revealed to me yesterday that they're going to do a pw event next week when you're relieved from duty. CIA built a map specifically for this and I'm very eager to play it.

The map will cover some part of Chicago and you'll be wandering off GTA style, but unarmed. There will be some POIs where you can gather with other players aka off duty soldiers and have fun in nightclubs, bars, recruitment center, etc.

Can't wait!

U buy the drinks? Ill bring the PARTAY

[Acemantura]

U buy the drinks? Ill bring the PARTAY

WOOO!!!

[Arc_Shielder]

WOOO!!!

Actually, it would be more like this!

[Acemantura]

I prefer the OVERWERK Remix, makes for the best brodeos.

[Wicca]

I would not mind slapping my dicks around with PR people. Its called serious pants for a reason, we dont pretetend to wear them.

Anyway, are you going to do an event soon? Might be a good way to kick off the server.

[Acemantura]

We are still working out other major logistical issues.

The biggest one being fixed this Saturday.

[jerkzilla]

Wicca;1793882']...slapping my ****s around...

Can I have one of them?

[Acemantura]

Can I have one of them?

Oh my

[Spush]

I would not mind slapping my dicks around with PR people.

I want in.

[Wicca]

Me and ace have a long history of shitting and chatting. You can join us on one of our sessions. They last between 5-20 min depending on the traffic. Sometimes there are jams....

[Acemantura]

Me and ace have a long history of shitting and chatting. You can join us on one of our sessions. They last between 5-20 min depending on the traffic. Sometimes there are jams....

In the toilet or the human pipeline, depending on what was eaten.

Laptop computers, modern marvels.

[Wicca]

In the toilet or the human pipeline, depending on what was eaten.

Laptop computers, modern marvels.

Yeah my wife washed mine today, so im ready for tommorow.

And since spush is joining, i guess it works out for the best.

Anyway, when are u making a event?

[Acemantura]

We got the major blockage out of the way...there was a bone stuck sideways in our collective poop chutes.

Click here to see our admin inductees. Once everyone on that list is on the same page as the core members, we will be far more efficacious and productive...no more bones.

[Acemantura]

Ok, this flustercluck has gone on far enough.

I have too much RL stuff to deal with and only a few people want to activate themselves.

CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE XFIRE GROUP so you guys can tell each other when you want to seed the server. Get in contact with people who want this server to happen and join the group.

Once you guys have joined the group, start seeding and let other people in the group you are familiar with know that you want them to seed too.

If you get too overzealous with this tool, I'll kick you from the group. Don't be that guy.