Real moments in PR

[DDS]

And now... Real Moments in PR...


Map: Operation Marlin
Faction: British

Commander: "pilot, stop flying that Chinook around and wait for requests. we cant lose any more tickets"

Pilot: "stfu i'm spotting enemy"

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Map: Kashan
Team: USA

Me: "Why have you taken a logi truck as a sniper"

Snip "*********" er: "I need the crates in case i run out of bullets"

Me: "!k snip"doucebag"er wasting assets"

10 minutes later

Snip "*********" er: "Why did you kick me, i didn't waste the sniper kit"

[DDS]

Map: Silent Eagle
Team: Canadian Forces

Yes this really happened last year around Christmas time.

Squad Member 2: "hey squad leader you there?"
Squad Member 1: "he's not here mate, welcome to the squad anyway"
Squad Member 2: "hey squad leader what do you want us to do?"
Squad Leader: "Mffffemmslurfem gofemfurefenmmm mafemmmemnu"
Squad Member 1: "dude are you eating something?"
Squad Leader: "cough.. cough.. yak. cough.."
"COUGH COUGH COUGH Arghgug... (in a half voice) hang on a sec COUGH COUGH".
Squad Member 2: "dude you alright?"

What sounded like a microphone hitting the deck

Squad Leader disconnects from the server.

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Map: Yamalia
Team: Russia

Me: Squad 4 this is squad 1, get your TOW facing east the enemy LAV is coming in.
SL4: No response
(SL4 is the TOW operator)
Me: (Seeing the LAV) Oh shit, look EAST EAST!!!!!! *Local mumble*
>Squad Leader 4 shoots a G-Wagon approaching from the north.
SL4: Ah hell yeah!
-Squad 1 and 4 proceed to get destroyed
SL4: What the fuck was that
Me: Disconnected