And how do YOU teamkill?
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MiG-29
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I assume, with 1.0 BETA, and no name tags, there are more funny stories.. 
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Vicious302
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
Underestimating the power of 5 artillery IEDs, MINES MINES MINES, and armor drivers screaming about infantry running at them, which last night resulted in a punish TK from a squadmember/admin and when I went off on him about how punish TK should be reserved for purpose TKs and not accidental TKs by people in your squad, not to mention being an admin, I got kicked.
, I told him enjoy your admin power while it lasts buddy.
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MiG-29
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
If i don't have a sence of humor at that moment...Cobb3r wrote:
How many have teamkilled because a player looked at you funny? .
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Craphon
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I teamkill either out of stupidity or because I wasn't expecting an ally to come from a certain direction.
Examples for stupidity:
Kashan 0.981
Tankgunner, standing on the hills watching the bunkers. Driver (MADsqirrel) tells me that enemies are right north to our position. I'm in thermal and see a whole squad in that direction. Joyfully aim right in the middle of the group. Shoot HE thinking: "Fire away...!" *Nametag appears milliseconds after I shot* "... wait, NO!"
Luckily I aimed too high and only tk'ed one of them.... but still...
My comment on the issue: "Everyone looks alike in thermal...."
Saamera 1.0 beta
Being the medic. Our squad attacks the house, meets heavy resistance and gets pinned on the edge of the woods. I'm in cover, right behind my SL (MADsqirrel), who tells me to smoke his position. Scroll mouse wheel in order to select smoke, wait a little too long, menue disappears and I accidently fire a burst right into his chest. Yeah... he was pretty pissed.
Example for not expecting allies:
Ramiel AAS as ARF 1.0 beta
Defending the Black Hawk in the eastern city, by the gate. I'm gunner of a techi (.50 cal) and watch the gate. SL tells me to shoot at everything that wants to pass the gate. I wait a few minutes, nothing happens. Suddenly I see someone running through the gate and shoot, thinking in Gandalf-voice: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!". I kill him with a headshot. Turns out to be one of my squadmembers.... I'm still sorry...
Examples for stupidity:
Kashan 0.981
Tankgunner, standing on the hills watching the bunkers. Driver (MADsqirrel) tells me that enemies are right north to our position. I'm in thermal and see a whole squad in that direction. Joyfully aim right in the middle of the group. Shoot HE thinking: "Fire away...!" *Nametag appears milliseconds after I shot* "... wait, NO!"
Luckily I aimed too high and only tk'ed one of them.... but still...
My comment on the issue: "Everyone looks alike in thermal...."
Saamera 1.0 beta
Being the medic. Our squad attacks the house, meets heavy resistance and gets pinned on the edge of the woods. I'm in cover, right behind my SL (MADsqirrel), who tells me to smoke his position. Scroll mouse wheel in order to select smoke, wait a little too long, menue disappears and I accidently fire a burst right into his chest. Yeah... he was pretty pissed.
Example for not expecting allies:
Ramiel AAS as ARF 1.0 beta
Defending the Black Hawk in the eastern city, by the gate. I'm gunner of a techi (.50 cal) and watch the gate. SL tells me to shoot at everything that wants to pass the gate. I wait a few minutes, nothing happens. Suddenly I see someone running through the gate and shoot, thinking in Gandalf-voice: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!". I kill him with a headshot. Turns out to be one of my squadmembers.... I'm still sorry...
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Reason: Lots of typos
Reason: Lots of typos
-Sir, we're surrounded!
-Excellent. Now we can attack in any direction.
-Excellent. Now we can attack in any direction.
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notmyingamename
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
my worst might have been my best single kill at the same time
i had 2 strings of artillery ieds on the southern open area of fallujah. one string was between asylum and wraparound, other string was between wraparound and the corner path that leads around the 2 brown bricks.
cache spawned in one of the the brown bricks. after a few weak attempts, the US tried a massive push right up that corridor, complete with an AAV and the LAV. i took a quick peak at my strings, and there it was. a giant mass of enemy massing around the AAV. 3 squads, the LAV not far behind.
first string sent them all flying. second string caught the stragglers in the back and also the LAV. so altogether, it was somewhere around 24 kills. also included was 10 friendly. a little over half the server. entirely worth it.
i had 2 strings of artillery ieds on the southern open area of fallujah. one string was between asylum and wraparound, other string was between wraparound and the corner path that leads around the 2 brown bricks.
cache spawned in one of the the brown bricks. after a few weak attempts, the US tried a massive push right up that corridor, complete with an AAV and the LAV. i took a quick peak at my strings, and there it was. a giant mass of enemy massing around the AAV. 3 squads, the LAV not far behind.
first string sent them all flying. second string caught the stragglers in the back and also the LAV. so altogether, it was somewhere around 24 kills. also included was 10 friendly. a little over half the server. entirely worth it.
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Blackburn92xBHD
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I was on the carrier with sword_1977 was knifing in the air as he walked in front of me xD
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curahee150
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I was in a tank squad on Kashan, and we were about to lose, and we lost all of our tanks, so since we had nothing better to do, they told someone to stand still while someone planted c4 at his feet, so he planted the max c4 played a believe I can fly song told him to jump and he never came back down.
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Cassius
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Ca6e
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I join Kashan, after 5 min of play i was switched to MEC, jump into Tank sq, as a gunner, when we drive towards N.Outpost, i saw two t-72, Totaly forgot I am a MEC, and when i heard SL yel shoot shoot, i am guessing he saw enm tank, i Unfortunately shoot him, he jump out, so no text "teamkill" in the right corner, so when the other tank role i shoot him too! Damn i was like uu i killed two tanks, then SL says u dumbass u killed us! So i was sorry we smile almost a whole round! I was so ashamed of my self didnt join Tank SQ for a while 
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Raklodder
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
If someone pisses me off (music or comspam) I use the first available weapon.
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Arab
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I really think now 98% of team-killings are accidental, and are non-grieving now. 1% are griefers and 1% just a friendly thing. Brb I'll probably message all other game servers who have super-strict paranoid admins to chill out.
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ElshanF
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
When I was on Kashan Desert with my apache, I thought I was high above SB and I sprayed hydras all over over the bunker. Then seeing 10+ TK's realising I had hit our FOB fortification on NB. I even checked the map. Fuck.
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smgunsftw
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
or you can mute them on mumble.Raklodder wrote:If someone pisses me off (music or comspam) I use the first available weapon.
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Raklodder
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
Why? It's more fun to kill spammers, than actually block or mute them, and to report them; that usually shuts them up?smgunsftw wrote:or you can mute them on mumble.
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crokojot
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I remember first time in israel tank....i killed 2 enemys who was near 1 our squad...but suddenly 1 more incoming squad,smoke,rpg/s,,,and i started to shooting at my people,enemy.....fak....killed 4-7 our guys...but medic survived...It happens.... 
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Inspektura43
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I once tked 10 guys with c4, then the admin had a word with me.
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EliteOperator01
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
Back when I used to drink, and a few years ago ... I used to occasionally go into evil mode and TK. This came with bans. Generally I would actually not full blown TK someone, just wound them. It is much more annoying to be wounded than dead. So I would put one in the leg, let them patch then put another. This drove people insane, especially if no medics were around. NOW THEN. Accidental TKs I was on a mortar and my round came down on a havok in flight over the enemy flag. I downed the blackhawk on Kokan when he flew over my mortar as I was firing. As commander accidentally accepted an area attack that was over all our friendlies. That one was epic. You know how a lot of time when people call the area attack they accidentally call it close by ... SINCE YOU CANT SET IT WITH A RANGE... anyways that's my story.
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wilko987
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I fired a random PPSh-41 burst in a forest and killed a teammate.
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Arab
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Re: And how do YOU teamkill?
I was hanging around team-mates and this guy walked up to me, my reaction was to fire and I killed a team-mate.




