"Oh no, He's just Dutch"

Wasteland · Post by **Wasteland** » 2007-01-13 00:01

TheOldDog wrote:In any case my Dutch girlfriend, Katcha, once gave me authentic Dutch double salt liquorice. After I regained consciousness (you would understand if you ever try some) I felt I had the right to exact revenge by taunting the Dutch wherever possible (apart from her though, because she was both sweet and drop dead gorgeous).

Well, they also invented the stroepwaffel, so we can forgive them.

dhimmi · Post by **dhimmi** » 2007-01-13 05:07

is a stroepwaffel something that Cartman's mom would use in a video ?

[PR]AC3421 · Post by **[PR]AC3421** » 2007-01-13 05:57

G.Drew wrote:i dont think we REALLY need to hear about this do we?

I dont think you REALLY needed to post this, did you??

Wasteland · Post by **Wasteland** » 2007-01-13 07:05

dhimmi wrote:is a stroepwaffel something that Cartman's mom would use in a video ?

Ummm.... no. They're like caramel filled brittle waffle biscuits. Amazingly good. Although upon looking for a picture for you (none really conveys the idea... they all look like stale flat waffles), it's actually "stroopwafel".

TheOldDog · Post by **TheOldDog** » 2007-01-13 12:09

droepjes? Delicious?!?

Let me tell you something. There is an Internet site called Bad Candy that I have visited before (I found it a few years back, its actually quite a cool site). The brave souls on this site make it their job to scour the planet for the world’s worst candy, and they are both diligent and courageous in the pursuit of their quest.

I was willing to bet that they had, by now, discovered the 'joys' of 'droepjes' for themselves, so I revisited them today just to check….

http://www.bad-candy.com/candies/

Sure enough, they did not disappoint me. Dutch Double Salt Liquorish goes up against the likes of the grim and terrifying My Love, the bar from hell Chaca Chaca and the now infamous flesh creeping Chamoy of Fruit.

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-01-14 03:29

El_Vikingo wrote:is was either playing on iGi or THORS when my Squad leader said that the commander sounded like captain spock? is that the bald guy from star trek? i think the name was prRAd alex or something

Oh my gawd, no! Bald guy is Captain Picard from "New generation". Spock is the vulcan that inspired so many of us outcast to learn how to make a V with our fingers. You know? "Live loongh, and prosper."

And before you guys claim I am a geek, only a true geek would know that Spocks Starfleet service number is S179-276, but I ... had to google for the picture and came across it.

bullit_toof · Post by **bullit_toof** » 2007-01-14 03:34

Hx.Clavdivs wrote:
Spocks Starfleet service number is S179-276

No I believe it was S179-275 wasn't it

^^Bates the hook on the NERD fishing line^^

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-01-14 03:44

Negatory, not unless you can come up with your source?

Oh, and he had quotes like this:
"Insufficient facts always invite danger."
"It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable"
"It would be illogical to kill without reason"
"It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six."

Talks very slow and the actor also had some sort of an accent. Damn, I have to find this commander so that I can brush up on my Vulcan.

TheOldDog · Post by **TheOldDog** » 2007-01-14 05:44

An even geeker geek would know how that vulcan hand greeting was thought up in real life.

Any takers?

(Hint: Its not a V, its a W)

Maistros · Post by **Maistros** » 2007-01-14 05:52

Just an added note:
These are not racist jokes. They are nationalist jokes. Nationalism is very much a problem.

ONLY YOU, can prevent forest fires.
wait... wrong PSA. DOH!

Wasteland · Post by **Wasteland** » 2007-01-14 06:28

Well, if you're going to bring semantics in.... actually they're chauvanist. A nationalist comment would be directly regarding the greatness of your own country, and not degrading another's unless you were at war with that country. Chauvanism, however, allows for broader useage.

dhimmi · Post by **dhimmi** » 2007-01-14 14:42

I thought spock was really from the " West Side ! YO ! " and that is where the hand symbol came from.
Has anyone played with the, I think it's a french guy, who asks squadmembers to play the assault kit but when he says it on VIOP it sounds like " assholt " kit ?

El_Vikingo · Post by **El_Vikingo** » 2007-01-14 14:51

Please, no more of this trekkie shi@t!!!