New BF2 Patch?

Post by **AtlantaFalcons** » 2007-01-18 20:37

http://forums.ea.com/mboards/thread.jspa?sls=2&tstart=0&threadID=169916

Maybe it'll be out just in time to fück up .6

Post by **duckhunt** » 2007-01-18 20:40

'EA guy' wrote: Before I finish out this post, I'd just like to thank all of you again for your dedication to the game. Your posts have been incredibly central to the push for an update. If the a game had a heartbeat, it would be here, in the community who loves a game and fights to make it better.

aww what a sweetheart

madstudfarm · Post by **madstudfarm** » 2007-01-18 20:49

Really?
I though since 2142 that EA were concentrating all their efforts on screwing that up as much as possible.

Post by **Rhino** » 2007-01-18 20:52

god i hope to god they dont put out ANOUTHER patch that brakes more than it fixes... let alone braking our mod...

Post by **duckhunt** » 2007-01-18 20:56

instaprone fix ftw

Post by **Rhino** » 2007-01-18 21:00

'[R-DEV wrote:duckhunt']instaprone fix ftw

if they do that ill eat my hat. Not that i have a hat, but ill buy one espicaly for it.

Rico11b · Post by **Rico11b** » 2007-01-18 21:09

'[R-DEV wrote:Rhino']if they do that ill eat my hat. Not that i have a hat, but ill buy one espicaly for it.

I'm not sure they can fix anything. Maybe they killed and ate all of the original BF2 game programmers, and put dum dums in their places. Hehehe... You know the ones that actually knew how to make changes

Just kidding. If they knew how the fix all the issues it would have been fixed long ago. Maybe the BF2 programmers aren't allowed to play BF2. Stranger things have happened. lol.

Later

Post by **Rhino** » 2007-01-18 21:16

rico11b wrote:I'm not sure they can fix anything. Maybe they killed and ate all of the original BF2 game programmers, and put dum dums in their places. Hehehe... You know the ones that actually knew how to make changes Just kidding. If they knew how the fix all the issues it would have been fixed long ago. Maybe the BF2 programmers aren't allowed to play BF2. Stranger things have happened. lol.

Later

hehe, you aint quite far off you know

DiCE Sweden where the ones who made BF2. As soon as BF2 was finnished and v1 was out, they where made to make BF2142.

Then DiCE Canada (the shitty part of DiCE) where made to make the patches and expansion packs. EA got a crappy mod team to make the "booster packs".

that is why the BF2 patches suck and brake more things than they fix.

Pantera · Post by **Pantera** » 2007-01-18 21:19

I feel sorry for the EA guys, even though EA had nothing to do with the game other than fund it and f**k it up (it was all DICE Canada - GO DICE!!!!). They tried hard and was put under alot of pressure to produce a game that took BF to a new standard. (it sure did that :mrgreen

, they spent alot of work on the game and their mil advisory was a WW2 Veteran.

Well i just hope that i dont have to download a 512mb thing that doesnt fix anything at all. (like 1.41).

And cue the bad comments :

F**king EA, done it again, i think they are reading these forums and purposely releasing bullcrap patches to make the devs suffer.

/end message

Cherni · Post by **Cherni** » 2007-01-18 21:25

OFFICIAL EA BASHING THREAD!

Rico11b · Post by **Rico11b** » 2007-01-18 21:35

'[R-DEV wrote:Rhino']hehe, you aint quite far off you know

DiCE Sweden where the ones who made BF2. As soon as BF2 was finnished and v1 was out, they where made to make BF2142.

Then DiCE Canada (the shitty part of DiCE) where made to make the patches and expansion packs. EA got a crappy mod team to make the "booster packs".

that is why the BF2 patches suck and brake more things than they fix.

Damn, I was just making stuff up to be joking around. Hehehe... Had no idea I was close. I didn't know that they farmed out the patches and boosters to another team completely. Seems to me that they would have ensured that the DICE Canada team was properly trained in this matter. Guess not. NO WONDER ALL THE PATCHES AND BOOSTER PACKS SUCK!

As a quote from South Park the Movie,"Blame Canada!" Hehehe...

Those sorry Uncle F****ers. Lmao!

Post by **Rhino** » 2007-01-18 21:39

lol well DiCE Canada aint that bad, they just aint as good as there swede counter parts. Dice Canada made BFV aswell.

Post by **duckhunt** » 2007-01-18 21:41

Yep canadians, rotters, the lot of em'

no bashing anyone.

Post by **Rhino** » 2007-01-18 21:45

'[R-DEV wrote:duckhunt']Yep canadians, rotters, the lot of em'

ye, including egg hes Canadian! (j/k)

Rico11b · Post by **Rico11b** » 2007-01-18 21:53

'[R-DEV wrote:duckhunt']Yep canadians, rotters, the lot of em'

no bashing anyone.

No I'm not bashing anyone

I think Canadians are wonderful people. I used to date a Canadian chick. Gosh she was smokin hot!!! And a total freak too

Ah memories!!! Oh, **** my wife is here! ****...…

Later
R

DanDan · Post by **DanDan** » 2007-01-18 21:56

i really hope they fix the instaproning. that would be amazing. but i hope it turns out better then the last fix did.

Post by **PARAMEDIC.CA** » 2007-01-18 21:57

YES, Blame Canada!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLLUdePnjY

Post by **eggman** » 2007-01-18 21:57

I would love it if they backported some 2142 stuff into BF2 (scope sway, prone diving fix, selected radar targets, PCO child objects, etc).

Beyond that .. I bet it's just going to be more trouble than it's worth.