make a storyline for PR thread

eddie · Post by **eddie** » 2007-02-18 23:31

The British wouldn't invade a country because of national pride...... I doubt many countries would, go back to the drawing board.
Haha, I just read it all, and now it makes sense. Although this is very close to a storyline I've been thinking up.

Post by **Fullforce** » 2007-02-18 23:53

Just a couple words here, should loosely explain the storyline, as I see it.

Jack Bauer + China

The rest, as they say, is history.

[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG · Post by **[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG** » 2007-02-18 23:53

'[R-MOD wrote:eddie']The British wouldn't invade a country because of national pride

Are you kidding we are talking about the QUEEN - Her Majesty!!!

Heck, I would fight for the Queen - and I'm not even British (please ignore that).

Seriously though (or as not seriously as it should get), I should have added "The English needed to field test their new MCB (Main Cricket Bat) in, and Egypt was no.1 on the shit list for the previous QE II scandal."

bullit_toof · Post by **bullit_toof** » 2007-02-19 00:20

If you changed the name of the MEC to 'The Nation of Islam', i doubt you'd have a problem finding a decent story line. Question is PR guys, do you dare?

Oh and change the PLA for North Korea.

Easy peasy story. Islam hates America, North Korea hates America, Britain hates America but finds it better to pretend to like them. When we defeat all the baddies and America's back is turned we will strike and take back the Empire for the Dark Elizabeth II with Darth Blair at her side(Cue Star wars Music). It is our destiny!!!!

[T]Terranova7 · Post by **[T]Terranova7** » 2007-02-19 00:20

The new dodge caliber falls through the ground, all the way to China, and ends up in Emperor's Jo Shan Li's office. Ruins his whole day so he declares war on everyone.

Middle-East nations are trained by DICE experts, who train their soldiers advanced tactics in bunny hopping, dolphin diving and base jumping. The CIA investigates this, and determines the middle-east is now a major threat. Some guy in Europe is blamed for everything, and soon WW3 begins.

Heskey · Post by **Heskey** » 2007-02-19 00:25

Here's my storyline.

It was a boring day on earth so America, the Middle-East, and China decided to bring out the tanks 'cause it was o-so such a lovely day to blow each other up, pissing off the locals in the process so they joined in too!

dunkellic · Post by **dunkellic** » 2007-02-19 00:48

bullit_toof wrote:If you changed the name of the MEC to 'The Nation of Islam', i doubt you'd have a problem finding a decent story line. Question is PR guys, do you dare?

wtf?

i´ve just posted this half an hour ago

we discussed this internally already, we do not want a storyline for pr at the moment or the forseeable future

Viper5 · Post by **Viper5** » 2007-02-19 03:39

3-4 members of the PR Team (testers, 1 R-PUB, 1 DEV) are currently working on this hopefully for .6

dead fish12345 · Post by **dead fish12345** » 2007-02-19 04:53

just had a great story line idea

1.the united states has been in iraq and afganistan for 5 more years iran and seria and afew other midlereastern countries start sending help for insurgents in iraq. america gets pissed and sends troops to iran.
2 iran is realy pissed and all other midle eastern countries get pised ( sryria saudi arabia ect ) middle eastern colition is foremed.
3 MEC sends troops to fight americans.
4americans call for help from the brits with thheir funky guns .
5. Meanwile saudi arabiaa captures a aifield with apaches and other american planes and learn how to use them.
6 they atack a chinese oil refineries with the planes with american markings! the chinese get REALY pissed and declare war on america and britan.
7they form a aliance with MEC. N.korea joins the war also ( Nkorea cant be 2 hard to implement because they use aks and russian armor too)
but are 2 afraid to use nukes. begun ww3 has

wacha think?? i can write more or u guys can build on it!

Figisaacnewton · Post by **Figisaacnewton** » 2007-02-19 07:59

It's being... handled

Also... Iran and Saudi Arabia wouldn't 'team up', they hate each other, Shia vs Sunni. Gotta figure a way around that one

eddie · Post by **eddie** » 2007-02-19 10:17

'[-=IDSF=- wrote:SykloAG']Seriously though (or as not seriously as it should get), I should have added "The English needed to field test their new MCB (Main Cricket Bat) in, and Egypt was no.1 on the shit list for the previous QE II scandal."

Oh please, the Aussies would just come along and hammer us, what with their kangaroo legs and barbeque beef thighs and all.

Anyway, we have a storyline in the works from what I've heard, so end of.

arthuro12 · Post by **arthuro12** » 2007-02-19 10:49

'[R-PUB wrote:Garabaldi']Holland army takes over Canada with pure, brute force.

The US then intervenes, which angers the Holland army even more. The PLA leader, Kim Jong Real is asked to use his nukes on Canada, so everybody wins - unfortunately, all of his newks were, in a case of bitter irony, disabled by the US.

The US then attacks China (oh, and Britain comes along too) and the MEC see an oppurunity to take Canada from Holland.

There.

roflmao

for 1time we are inculed in a story lol... holland is a puppy of usa and must be potty trained ffs!!!

ah well

i think that USA and UK go into combat with eathother for an missunderstanding.. then the MEC and Insurg's + PLA take the oppertunity and take both almost out.. the UK and US soon see that it was an missunderstanding and bind their forces and beat the PLA MEC + insurgents..

The end?

NO while al of the troops are in the middleeast, hholland bombs the shit out of al those forces untill no-one survives... the end

make a storyline for PR thread

Doh!