Funniest teamkill

Desertfox · Post by **Desertfox** » 2007-02-25 10:06

Post your guys funniest teamkill's.

I was USMC @ South VCP by the semi. I was grenadier and wanted to blow it up so they couldn't jihad us so I fired off a M203. Turns out I was to close so the grenade hit the truck with up 20M in the air landed and killed my team-mate

It was funny to see because I was following the grenade through the air knowing it was going to kill my team-mate

Punx · Post by **Punx** » 2007-02-25 10:37

My team was in our first competition game at CPL 2002. We were drunk.. I punched my leader in the head then unplugged his PC. Does that count as a TK?

Maverick89 · Post by **Maverick89** » 2007-02-25 10:50

LMFAO!!!! umm not much funny tks just when i was in a tank giving support to ground forcers in zoom and my team mate spotted an enemy at distance on EJOD he went into an ally way so i popped a HEAT round in there to find that 2 bodies flew 50 m in the air LOL!!!! one of them was my team mate haha he was very angry but i was laughing so hard haha gotta love bf2 physics haha they make for some funny deaths.

liikeri · Post by **liikeri** » 2007-02-25 10:57

well kind a funny i was defending one cp with marksman. i was in fourth floor i a building i saw one guy get close to building. i go "camping" in front of entrance there he came bom dead, next one rigth behind first one bom his dead.. there was whole squad there all dead in few seconds next one was friendly bom his dead allso and yet another one.
all of them came in line so 8kills 2of them tk that was kind of funny. and both tks were from my squad and we used ts2

=T&A= CHARGER · Post by **=T&A= CHARGER** » 2007-02-25 12:31

At the start of airport the whole brittish team parachuted into the first flag at north hangers and started playing the "lets all blow smoke" game. I as grenadier joined in only to get smoke and explosive round confused. Result, maybe 7 TK's including my own..

Post by **Fullforce** » 2007-02-25 12:51

When I was flying while testing 0.5 and managed to decapitate Maistros and moments later Mongol with the nose of my Blackhawk as I tried to extract them.

Post by **bosco_** » 2007-02-25 13:52

Happened in 0.4:
I shot a grenade with the M203, it bounced of a rock, killing 5 people and getting me kicked for excessive teamkilling.

Pantera · Post by **Pantera** » 2007-02-25 13:57

I bombed my own carrier in Oman...lol...yeah it was an accident, honest

Demio · Post by **Demio** » 2007-02-25 15:05

Hmm, I recall a really stupid death.

I was the SL of a Tank/VOIP squad and I was the driver in one of our tanks (our squad had both tanks on EJOD).

After a nasty battle in which we lost one of our tanks and destroyed two

, I got out of the tank to repair it, but the gunner turned the turret and bam I went flying into the skies (I was on top of the turret). We both were laughing out in VOIP

huleboeren · Post by **huleboeren** » 2007-02-25 15:10

I was shooting at a MEC trying to knife my teammate from behind - instead, I hit my teammate through the head which made him do sick flip-flops :S

Leo · Post by **Leo** » 2007-02-25 15:15

On Basrah, I pick up the M-95, and some guy named Owen.D goes through the same building after I picked it up. He sees me with the M95, looks at the building, I drop to the ground, but before I can zoom in, he instaprones and puts his whole M4 mag into my face. He comes over, picks up my kit, and what do you know? Dies. Then he tries to act like he thought I was a raghead......in the airport......standing there......holding an M95.....these are the kinds of morons I hate.

zepplin1 · Post by **zepplin1** » 2007-02-25 15:16

i jumped off a building and killed griffen with my parachute lol

Simio1337 · Post by **Simio1337** » 2007-02-25 15:29

On Al Basrah 24/7 I shot a long range AT down the road to a blue insurgent car driving towards me and a hummer out of no where crossed the same road taking the big bullet.

[WAW]TOTENKOPF · Post by **[WAW]TOTENKOPF** » 2007-02-25 15:37

I was just watching my little brother play (on his PROFILE), he jumped in a helo with a pilot kit and started to apply the throtle, from the other end of the room i said " w8 30 secconds!"

-Why?
me-Uhhhhhh, trust me

- no im going now!

-ok

So now a full chopper loads up and he flips the dam thing, some die but not him.

so he jumps out and one of the bystanders comes up and shoots him square in the face.

Pickle0880 Watch out for this kid!

Hfett · Post by **Hfett** » 2007-02-25 16:32

A dude was playing his first round on pr, he joined a squad, and respaw on a rally point with the spec opcs kit, he didnt knew what the Slam was for and trowed one on the rally point, the rest of the squad respawned and was requesting kits(including the officer) He managed to kill his whole squad and also himself

Blackhawk 5 · Post by **Blackhawk 5** » 2007-02-25 16:45

Well I didnt get the TKs, but I was in Devfile ALBasra, In a blackhawk and it started lagging real bad. So the blackhawk ended up in a barrel roll and undoubtedly will crash. I was the pilot, only one with a parachute, bailed out, while the others were not informed and the ggunner was shooting at something while the heli was going down, ended up with all the TKs.

Leo · Post by **Leo** » 2007-02-25 18:20

Was that yesterday? Because when I noticed you bailed out I blew up the chopper from inside, for kicks and giggles

Lothrian · Post by **Lothrian** » 2007-02-25 19:49

Sunset city in VOIP squad.

We take construction, head to market. After a fairly intense battle we take it, b ut there is gunfire coming from the alley to the North West. We were all well concrealed with cover around the market square, me personally behind some crates, so I take out a frag grenade and throw it over to at least scare the enemy. The grenade saws like an eagle, before hitting the stop of the highest crate and lands at my feet again ... so I scream run down the mic to anyone in close range. I escaped alive.

After a mental recovery, we proceed onward, specifically heading thr0ough the alley towards the north west, and we reach a squad of PLA taking cover arond the corner. so take take out the grenade, launch it from my hands ... and it just clips the corner of the building ad starts coming back to me...

It was not my day

Leeu · Post by **Leeu** » 2007-02-25 20:39

Desertfox wrote:Post your guys funniest teamkill's.

I was USMC @ South VCP by the semi. I was grenadier and wanted to blow it up so they couldn't jihad us so I fired off a M203. Turns out I was to close so the grenade hit the truck with up 20M in the air landed and killed my team-mate It was funny to see because I was following the grenade through the air knowing it was going to kill my team-mate

There's probably alot more... buried somewhere in my brain, gonna have to wait till it properly defrags - in the meantime:

Location: Hills of Hamgyong
Side: British
My fearless squad leaders =USNE=Kroney64 and I are laying in a cloud of smoke up on the North hills, trying to take radio dugout. We start getting alot of incoming fire so I (SpecOps) start dropping smoke... only I keep dropping when I get to the SLAMs. I yell out over the VOIP "Leader move, SLAM at your fe...." Kroney64 is allready up at this point high tailing it out of there and towards radio dugout, me close behind him.

15 or so seconds later I hear an explosion behind us 2 - there flying out through the smoke is one of our squadies, yelling "I found the SLAM!"

Evil of me, not warning my squadies of that rogue SLAM in the smoke, near our Rally Point - oh well, leader was safe.

Post by **Mongolian_dude** » 2007-02-25 20:45

1)
Was manning the main gun of the crusty insurgent tank in Albasrah. Friendly Techincal comes along fully manned. I forget that this is the only tank in the game to actualy have colisions possible with its barrel. I swung the turret around to look about and took this guy clean off the 50 cal of his techincal then turned around to see what happened and accidentaly crushed the Techincal and it exploded lol.

2)
During ARRC practice for Jabal, i HALOed(.4) and opened my chute at about 30ft. I glided the rest of the way in and landed on two friendly spec ops who had just run all the way up the mountain the the bridge flag, killing them and watch the medics dance around trying to revive them but they couldnt lol.

3) Lagging in .4 Mutrah while comming in to land on the carrier. When my comp came to all i could see was the deck of the carrier so i pulled up and accidnetaly TKed around 30 as i swooped across the deck. All i got to say was 'OMG, soz. Lagged!' before my game stopped an i could see !Kicking [PR]ARRC|Mongol for Tking(27)

LOl and i remember fullforce chasing me down in the BH when he was gonna pick us up. I ran for my life but the thing caught up lol.

4)Airport, opening my chute and killing 11 people who spawned lol.

5) While testing airport with some other testers i got into a parked jet and was flicking through weapon systems for the SU(Two seater). I accidentaly press seconday fire while on Bombs and killed about 7 other people and myself lol.

...mongol...