Funniest teamkill

Teek · Post by **Teek** » 2007-02-25 21:14

'[R-DEV wrote:Fullforce']When I was flying while testing 0.5 and managed to decapitate Maistros and moments later Mongol with the nose of my Blackhawk as I tried to extract them.

Maistros dared me to tk him, and i was in the BH repairing on AL Basra. Maistros was waiting for a A10 with 5 other ppl and he was crouching next to another guy who was standing, I take off early and there's low power while headed for Maistros, they guy standing is facing me so he holds E, but maistros is looking the other way so he gets ran over but the other guy hops in!

Red Halibut · Post by **Red Halibut** » 2007-02-26 14:32

TKs aren't funny Period/Full Stop*.

*Delete as applicable.

Pantera · Post by **Pantera** » 2007-02-26 15:20

Red Halibut wrote:TKs are funny Period.

Fixed it for you...

i got Tked by a cobra today, i went to pwn insurgent death squads who were placing IEDs on that infamous stone bridge, so after i take 5 people out i see a cobra flying towards the bridge, and im thinking "Oh great, some air cover"...while checking the bodies (in other words teabagging my enemies mwahaha) the cobra gunner, looks at me for around 12 seconds, then opens fire

I said "Erm...dude...what the hell ?", no reply, he said sorry so i forgave him.....

And also, i was bhind enemy lines with a M24, im sitting in the middile of the desert over looking the infamous stone bridge, then out of knowhwere, mmy own A10 does a strafe run on me....i was in a bush...how did he see me...???

anyway, was f'd up.....

Wasteland · Post by **Wasteland** » 2007-02-26 15:35

Every time the tourney game was about to start, ARRC would be TKing the shit out of each other. It was such a mess. 30 guys in a fairly tight area shooting around, with a couple medics rezzing people. One time I climbed to the control bridge of the carrier. With a grenadier kit. It was splendid.

Major._Spork · Post by **Major._Spork** » 2007-02-26 16:31

I was lagging like a mo fo... and i was flying a fully loaded heli... on Albasarth; well i had a fully loaded blackhawk and was going down a straight road, well i kept going when BAM this Jihad car came flying out of the side saying "ALLAH ACKBAR" and then blew himself up... I was the only surviver and for some reason i was given the TK to 3 of the ppl in the heli.. well i warned everyone and i couldnt jump out as i was to close to the ground and i had a fully loaded squad... I was in an area with insurgents all around... not a big chance of survival... so i kept going on the ground, hoping that i could make it back to my main.... well a god blessed Humvee with some n00b in it who was a "DE DE DE" drove on the same road as me.. all of the men got out as he was pulling a dukes of hazzard [he failed] so i was lifting up off the ground... but not enough.. a few smart ppl got down but 2 didnt.... bug on the winshield effect their boys....

element365 · Post by **element365** » 2007-02-26 16:41

I was laying down some fire with my PKM at the americans at South VCP when a fellow insurgent walks up to my side and just looks at me, unknowing that the flag is now grey and that there might be bad guys right behind him. So he's dancing around in front of me, and of course I'm courtious enough to let this muppet live even though he's standing right in front of some lucky american. He moves away, I start shooting, he side steps, gets torn up, I get punnished. After I die and spawn, I see him with my PKM trying to take down a cobra. If the people who play this mod are smarter than the ones who play vanilla, it makes me happy that I will never go back.

mrmong · Post by **mrmong** » 2007-02-26 16:57

watch the official charlie video and learn..

oh and one time i cant remember because i was drunk, i think i TK'd katie wolf and said some awesome one liner then left the server.. i think Jaymzxzx (sp) was there.. yknow the brummie guy yeah.. i think i was trying to look for DRrank to TK.

Griffon2-6 · Post by **Griffon2-6** » 2007-02-26 17:06

I fired randomly with an A10 into enemy territory and got two TKs.

Post by **Dr Rank** » 2007-02-26 17:06

mrmong wrote:watch the official charlie video and learn..

oh and one time i cant remember because i was drunk, i think i TK'd katie wolf and said some awesome one liner then left the server.. i think Jaymzxzx (sp) was there.. yknow the brummie guy yeah.. i think i was trying to look for DRrank to TK.

Why you little...!

*sighs* what else could I expect from the infamous mrmong?

Watch the Charlie Squad vid to see what kind of a player mrmong is... If you like what you see sign up for the next campaign of the official PR tourney!

http://media.putfile.com/NODF-Charlie-M ... -1-Low-Res

http://media.putfile.com/NODF-Charlie-M ... -2-Low-Res

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » 2007-02-27 04:58

One Molotov to a fully armored (or so I thought) T62, and I killed 4 people. How one Molotov can destroy a T62 is beyond me, but man I was fearing the magic boot to the glut.

[PTG]Z.user · Post by **[PTG]Z.user** » 2007-02-27 07:58

er hopping into the AA on mutraah at the construction site and seeing a squad on the roof tops..noobed it and opened fire without really thinking and teamkilling wooly-back-jack!!

Post by **RikiRude** » 2007-02-27 09:29

Nothing really funny about this or anything, but...

I love finding out how much of a better shot I am when a friendly a friendly thinks I'm an enemy for some reason opens fire on me, but I take them down first, only to say "sorry you fired on me first!"

KP · Post by KP » 2007-02-27 09:50

The funniest way I have gotten TK'd was when my Cobra got shot down by another Cobra because both were going for the Insurgent tank on Basrah. I line up for my gunner and let him get his chance. Then, out of the corner of mye eye, I spot the other Cobra going for it as well. Deciding to get into a better position and let the other one get his chance, I do a fast flyby over the tank. The gunner in the other Cobra tries to get a shot in on the tank, but they're moving, and the cannon rounds go high and wide, hitting us smack bang in the middle of the cockpit, downing us in an instant.

Master Shake · Post by **Master Shake** » 2007-02-27 12:14

I have 2....

1. I was counter sniping and checking roof tops for baddies in an intense game, I swept the scope over a building and saw a sniper line me up I line him up and fire just as I die.
I killed him he killed me........but we were both on the same team....we were ashamed.....but got a good laugh out of it.

2. I had been playing with the same squad for about 3 hours and we were doing very well, we were holding down a position on the Airport map and running out of ammo. I was hanging back covering the action and the SL asked if I had a grenade? I ran forward and threw it where he told me to, the only problem was just as I released it another squad drove right in front of me with the Vodnik (almost running me over) well the grenade bounced backward off the Vodnik and killed 2 of my squad mates...........it was pretty pathedic.....what are the odds?

DrMcCleod · Post by **DrMcCleod** » 2007-02-27 15:42

Muttrah, playing as MEC. I was at the building site, in one of the buildings looking out to the desert beyond. Now we all know that USMC players like to get dropped off up in the hills and spend the game sniping away. So when I saw a figure peeking over a dune I naturally assumed that it was an enemy sniper.

First, I checked my map, but he was off the edge of it, so I started plugging away with my G3. Now, I suck quite badly so I missed the guy, but he obviously heard the crack of the bullet because he dodged to the side, so I took another shot, missed again and he dodged to the other side. Next shot, he jumped and dodged again. Cool customer, I thought and not even firing back. This went on for about a minute, shot - dodge - shot - dodge. Then he ran down the dune toward me. I took the shot and whack! Teamkill! Couldn't believe it. He even punished.
That is the longest I have inadvertantly spent attempting to kill someone on my own side.

Major._Spork · Post by **Major._Spork** » 2007-02-27 17:38

oh oh... another great story....

had a moltove, going along just fine.. well then a HUMVEE fully loaded came by... killed my buddys... so i threw the nade at it... went in, got the back 4 and the gunner and drive went on their way unharmed... flaming nade in back...

well turns out 2 jihad cars decided to go after it... none of em saw the fire.. as they came in from the side... 1 blew up blowing up the other and ourselves as the humvee passed by again for the kills on us....

it was so crazy

Post by **RikiRude** » 2007-02-27 22:45

OK best TK everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Fuzzhead and I were in one DPV (the little US scout buggy cars) and Atlanta and DB in the other and we were racing around Sunset City and there is a blackhawk wreck in this one area and as we are approaching it and all these chinamen are scattered around it so we both decide to circle the BH wreck, only to circle around in opposite directions and crash in the middle, not harming a single chinaman in the process!

Hides-His-Eyes · Post by **Hides-His-Eyes** » 2007-02-27 22:50

Maybe that 2nd ever game with the Heavy AT, a friendly heli and me not realising that tags wouldn't show up...

CENINJA · Post by **CENINJA** » 2007-02-27 23:03

Dont Teamkill...

Viper5 · Post by **Viper5** » 2007-02-27 23:13

Not a TK but I've had some rather humorous APC trips from the Airport to the city in Basrah with guys spawning and and jumping out at full speed, leaving a trail of bodies isntead of bread crumbs