Join a squad - voip: "Hi Guys". There's no answer. The silence is unsettling.
Right. Fine.
Spawn. Get bombed. Spawn again 10 seconds later ("what? I'm back already?") Arty'ed. ohhhh-kayyy. Spawn again. Oo! Alive for 10 seconds! Right someone needs a medic. Zap. They run away while I'm holding out my medpack. Oh right.
So this is where my PR training is my downfall. I crouch and sneakily make my way to the enemy. Dead. WTF? Ohhh! There's a UAV do-dah flying over me. So spawn..and crouch again, as this is now habit. Dead again. GAH! Then it dawned on me. No one used crouch in Nilla. They just run! and bunnyhop.
So I spawn AT and run around like a madman, avoiding fire and spot a sniper in the tower who's ducking up and down. So I get out my trusty SRAW and guide a rocket his way, it connected on the lip of the wall he's hiding behind.
Disconnect. vBF2 bites donkey balls.
Moral of the story: Don't use PR tactics in vBf2. And PR Rules.


