ALLAHU AKBAR!!!111111

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Wasteland
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ALLAHU AKBAR!!!111111

Post by Wasteland »

Last night on the DevFile server, I was in the jihad semi-truck looking for a tank that had been spotted North of the Villiage. What should I happen upon? Why, a cobra! What's a cobra doing landed out in the middle of the desert? As I got closer, I noticed two pilots sitting next to it, and realized they must have been forced down by a system failure.

Should I blow them up? The USMC wasn't being too smart, and I doubted they had the coordination to send out a repair crew. So maybe it would be best to just leave them with their cobra to prevent it respawning?

But then I see a BH circling the area, dropping altitude. Looks like they're getting a pickup, or some sort of repair thing going on. So I charge in. The BH sees me and tries to take off, but too late. He gets caught by the blast. As does the cobra and two pilots.

Pure sex.



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Originally Posted by: ArmedDrunk&Angry
we don't live in your fantastical world where you are the super hero sent to release us all from the bondage of ignorance
Originally Posted by: [R-MOD]dunehunter
don't mess with wasteland, a scary guy will drag you into an alleyway and rape you with a baseballbat
RGG:Dale
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Post by RGG:Dale »

they were pwned for sure, i have never seen a car jihad a Heli(except when going into the airport after that A-10 or cobra ;-) )

so well done lol :p

edit*just noticed the last pick Raynizzle obviusly doesnt like the forums lol ;-)
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Post by GeZe »

Wow, very well done.
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Post by Randleman5102 »

Lol I wish I was there at that classic moment.
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Lothrian
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Post by Lothrian »

Read the chat in the last picture! Get out the pink ban stick!!!!

... and LOL at the carnage! Respect +2
soraflair
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Post by soraflair »

We need a separate forum for this kind of stuff. :)
JL
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Post by JL »

just getting that thing anywhere on the map without being blown to pieces by the A-10 is amazing itself.. :D
Lothrian
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Post by Lothrian »

Good idea ... its so easy to 'nade spam the main board with amazing stories.
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Jones[26thMEU]
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Post by Jones[26thMEU] »

I did that to a cobra that was in Low Altitude he tried to pull up but was caught in the blast lol
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Post by Cerberus »

That one guy called us gay.
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Post by Wasteland »

Yeah, he was a tool. I kicked him earlier that night for teamswitching, and I think I ended up kicking him again later for TKing intentionally. He's kept asking where the M-95 was, but nobody would tell him. We kept saying to check in the cargo plane.

He kept whining, so I told him to join the forums, make some freinds, and eventually someone would tell him. But instead he decided to call us gay. Haha. He also started saying "you don't know where it is!", as though I would try to prove myself by telling him. Oh well.

His dumbassery aside, that was my most proud moment on the DevFile server. I couldn't believe it when that BH came in.
Originally Posted by: ArmedDrunk&Angry
we don't live in your fantastical world where you are the super hero sent to release us all from the bondage of ignorance
Originally Posted by: [R-MOD]dunehunter
don't mess with wasteland, a scary guy will drag you into an alleyway and rape you with a baseballbat
Woody
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Post by Woody »

Lol I'd love to see the Blackhawk pilots face in RL as you came at him with the truck and what he said afterwards lol.
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tele-loe-
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Post by tele-loe- »

Do ya have the battlerecorder file of it? If so FRAP it lol.
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Post by causticbeat »

JP*wasteland.soldier wrote:Yeah, he was a tool. I kicked him earlier that night for teamswitching, and I think I ended up kicking him again later for TKing intentionally. He's kept asking where the M-95 was, but nobody would tell him. We kept saying to check in the cargo plane.

He kept whining, so I told him to join the forums, make some freinds, and eventually someone would tell him. But instead he decided to call us gay. Haha. He also started saying "you don't know where it is!", as though I would try to prove myself by telling him. Oh well.

His dumbassery aside, that was my most proud moment on the DevFile server. I couldn't believe it when that BH came in.


you should have picked up the m95 and stood in front of him. if he tked you for it, ban him for tking
Wasteland
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Post by Wasteland »

I was insurgent though.
Originally Posted by: ArmedDrunk&Angry
we don't live in your fantastical world where you are the super hero sent to release us all from the bondage of ignorance
Originally Posted by: [R-MOD]dunehunter
don't mess with wasteland, a scary guy will drag you into an alleyway and rape you with a baseballbat
xgayox
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Post by xgayox »

Incredible. I commend you.
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Post by ReaperMAC »

Awesome! I wonder what the looks on their faces were while they waited to respawn.
Dylan
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Post by Dylan »

I bet they felt stupid. Good one.
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Post by Woody »

How far away were you tell they saw you?
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Post by Exhume.dk »

loool...priceless.. Wasteland, and just hoped that you played some music for them just prior to impact..with a 30 sek. warm-up this music is very disturbing i guess ;-)
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