can someone tell the noobs this isnt project vanilla

charliegrs · Post by **charliegrs** » 2007-04-07 05:52

whats the most noobish vanillaish things you hear on the PR servers? its amazing do they even read the title of the mod they are playing. project REALITY? il give you a few good examples:

"why did i get killed in one shot?"

"why is my guy coughing?"

i realize we were all noobs at one time and im not mean to them but atleast i understand the concept of the mod im playing when its new to me. maybe change the name to project not-vanilla?

Desertfox · Post by **Desertfox** » 2007-04-07 06:04

charliegrs wrote:whats the most noobish vanillaish things you hear on the PR servers? its amazing do they even read the title of the mod they are playing. project REALITY? il give you a few good examples:

"why did i get killed in one shot?"

"why is my guy coughing?"

i realize we were all noobs at one time and im not mean to them but atleast i understand the concept of the mod im playing when its new to me. maybe change the name to project not-vanilla?

The funniest thing I have seen in awhile is

I got unfairly singled out and kicked for playing on USMC after a map change. About half the team that was USMC went back to USMC instead of going INS. Yet, this admin decided to single me out and kicked me. Guess the simple fact that the autobalance will eventually kick in doesn't mean shit.

The admin's name was Girabaldi (or something to that effect) One day, sir, I hope you will grow a brain and become a decent admin."

He was kicked from devfile for switching over to the USMC lmao. My response was something along the lines of "You broke the rules and got punished, DEAL WITH IT"

Woody · Post by **Woody** » 2007-04-07 06:36

Best ones ever:

"WHY ISN'T MY CHOPPER TAKING OFF!?!?!"

"WHY CAN'T I DRIVE THIS TANK?!?!?!?"

Lucid Nightmare · Post by **Lucid Nightmare** » 2007-04-07 06:39

Gotta love "Where are the chutes?"
Of course, you know they only ask after they have jumped to their death. Cracks me up every time.

Silvarius2000 · Post by **Silvarius2000** » 2007-04-07 06:42

I remember that Girabaldi apologized because he couldnt really tell who were the team jumpers. He promised to change his method of kicking so just tone it down right?

Rambo Hunter · Post by **Rambo Hunter** » 2007-04-07 06:43

lmao,
"wtf my damn littlebird is broken"
'ya ik it keeps tipping over. wtf"

Oberstafuhrer · Post by **Oberstafuhrer** » 2007-04-07 07:15

lol garabaldi is on this forum...

Matt23 · Post by **Matt23** » 2007-04-07 07:58

I love when im flying over a city and a person jumps out thinking he has a chute.
he finds out the hard way

[PR]AC3421 · Post by **[PR]AC3421** » 2007-04-07 08:07

Desertfox wrote:The funniest thing I have seen in awhile is

I got unfairly singled out and kicked for playing on USMC after a map change. About half the team that was USMC went back to USMC instead of going INS. Yet, this admin decided to single me out and kicked me. Guess the simple fact that the autobalance will eventually kick in doesn't mean shit.

The admin's name was Girabaldi (or something to that effect) One day, sir, I hope you will grow a brain and become a decent admin."

He was kicked from devfile for switching over to the USMC lmao. My response was something along the lines of "You broke the rules and got punished, DEAL WITH IT"

Was this a joke towards Gerabaldi?? lol I cant tell.

charliegrs · Post by **charliegrs** » 2007-04-07 08:11

"why does it look like im on LSD?"

[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG · Post by **[-=IDSF=-]SykloAG** » 2007-04-07 08:26

where do I get a kit?
why do I keep on dying in the cobra?
wtf is wrong with the tank? it wont let me in!
what is a kit?
I got autokicked for not being in a squad! this is so gay!
it wont give me a kit! this mod is bugged!
I also want a sniper rifle! wtf...
this mod sucks I'm outta here losers.. blah blah blah

Desertfox · Post by **Desertfox** » 2007-04-07 08:54

'[PR wrote:AC3421']Was this a joke towards Gerabaldi?? lol I cant tell.

He got kicked for teamswitching and is complaining because he thihnk he was singled out lmao

paco · Post by **paco** » 2007-04-07 09:16

I have started a 'noobs only' squad a few times, only to find them asking all those questions on the other squads. If I start a squad called Noob Help, I always get some guy joining and asking me if I need help

Epim3theus · Post by **Epim3theus** » 2007-04-07 12:14

Well new guys coming in from vanilla won t see them selves as noobs i think.
Maybe a more welcoming name will do the trick.

Soulja · Post by **Soulja** » 2007-04-07 13:03

Here's a good one....

"Where's the M95? I heard there's an M95 that can kill vehicles real quick on this map." <------ Don't you just love how noobs exaggerate stuff.

Oh yea, and then the dumbass that tells him where it is. DO NOT REVEAL THE POSITION OF THE M95. lol

Oh yea, noob Insurgent.....

"WTF, people keep spawning in my suicide car! GTFO!"

"WTF, Someone shot me for putting C4 on a car."

"WTF IS THIS NOISE! I shot the SA-7 at a plane and the noise wont go away!"

Oh yea, and it's off topic, but can you guys see my sig? It stopped showing up for me.

Kruder · Post by **Kruder** » 2007-04-07 13:50

Reading guides helped a lot in my case.Thx to their authors once again...

Chaka · Post by **Chaka** » 2007-04-07 13:51

I don't think I've got in a atk heli yet without some blue guy getting in the gunners position and then promptly drops dead. Or a blue pilot already in, asking me to get in the gunners position but his squad is full up.

El_Vikingo · Post by **El_Vikingo** » 2007-04-07 13:53

Most common one:

"How do I get the Pilot Kit?"

My answer is always; "If you can't even request a Pilot Kit, don't bother flying."

can someone tell the noobs this isnt project vanilla

can someone tell the noobs this isnt project vanilla

Silly noobs - RTFM