can someone tell the noobs this isnt project vanilla

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youm0nt
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Post by youm0nt »

Man, I feel sorry for you guys having to read all those "noob questions" and problems... I don't encounter those on the TG server...
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Soulja
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Post by Soulja »

El_Vikingo wrote:Most common one:

"How do I get the Pilot Kit?"


My answer is always; "If you can't even request a Pilot Kit, don't bother flying."

Should say "You cant request a pilot kit unless you actually have skills."
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luizinhuu
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Post by luizinhuu »

QM: I've allocated your sniper kit (1/1), PRplayer.
noob0t [teamkills] PRplayer
noob0t dies
noob0t: why cant i pickz up the snipers kit lol
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Soulja
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Post by Soulja »

Know what we need? A server that you can only get the password for by taking a test over the guide. That would filter some of the noobs out.
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gazzthompson
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Post by gazzthompson »

mabye not noob , but the worst thing ive seen on PR is a "noteamwork" squad no joke !!!
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Maverick--113
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Post by Maverick--113 »

"Whats an apc?"
"Whats voip?"
"Why does the nade launcher kill me if i fire it at my feet!!?"

Those are some of the worst ones ive heard.
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Post by Indecisi0n »

I think the best is still when you get a noob in a little bird and they go to take off to soon and begin to flip. I know in about 1.2 nano-seconds when we are about to flip and bail to watch everyone else burn up , lol
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Post by ghosty »

I think this is one of the worst post about noobs. Hate to tell you that they are the future of PR. PR is only a game if you want more go join your countries military.
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Tralle
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Post by Tralle »

I recommend a training map...
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swiftdraw
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Post by swiftdraw »

Tralle wrote:I recommend a training map...
Problem with training servers is that the ping (or latency) is to high for me to play effectively. Only thing I can do is get on a map with 1 or 2 people on and practice.

Worst one I've come across (don't remember the names):
QM; '*player*, I've allocated your pilot kit'
TKTard; OMG N00b stole my (pilot) kit!
TKTard [teamkills] *player*
TKTArd; Lol. let me show you how rly fly
*TKTard immediately flips the blackhawk*
TKTard; OMG this game is bugged! Why did it flip?!?! Gay
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Post by Raniak »

ghosty wrote:I think this is one of the worst post about noobs. Hate to tell you that they are the future of PR. PR is only a game if you want more go join your countries military.
Save the future today, kill a noob ! :lol:
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Post by Cerberus »

ghosty wrote:I think this is one of the worst post about noobs. Hate to tell you that they are the future of PR..
Oh man, that's fresh!
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Post by MrD »

I remember when a server admin by the name of .:iGi:.MrD, who'd drunk far too much whiskey that night, went and finally decided to end it all and typed :

!k ME !!!!!

and suddenly one of his iGi clan mates by the name of Freshmeat got disconnected

LOL!!!
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Post by El_Vikingo »

'[R-PUB wrote:MrD']I remember when a server admin by the name of .:iGi:.MrD, who'd drunk far too much whiskey that night, went and finally decided to end it all and typed :

!k ME !!!!!

and suddenly one of his iGi clan mates by the name of Freshmeat got disconnected

LOL!!!
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El_Vikingo
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Post by El_Vikingo »

swiftdraw wrote:Problem with training servers is that the ping (or latency) is to high for me to play effectively. Only thing I can do is get on a map with 1 or 2 people on and practice.

Worst one I've come across (don't remember the names):
QM; '*player*, I've allocated your pilot kit'
TKTard; OMG N00b stole my (pilot) kit!
TKTard [teamkills] *player*
TKTArd; Lol. let me show you how rly fly
*TKTard immediately flips the blackhawk*
TKTard; OMG this game is bugged! Why did it flip?!?! Gay
Wouldn't TKTARD die after picking up the pilot kit?
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swiftdraw
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Post by swiftdraw »

El_Vikingo wrote:Wouldn't TKTARD die after picking up the pilot kit?
Dunno, he evidently didn't.

Edit: Well he did, but it wasn't due to picking up the kit...
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Post by Outlawz7 »

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Post by Desertfox »

'[R-PUB wrote:MrD']I remember when a server admin by the name of .:iGi:.MrD, who'd drunk far too much whiskey that night, went and finally decided to end it all and typed :

!k ME !!!!!

and suddenly one of his iGi clan mates by the name of Freshmeat got disconnected

LOL!!!
I can top that, I meant to ban a player on the devfile server and I ended up banning not one but TWO of the wrong people lmao
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Post by Outlawz7 »

Maverick--113 wrote:"Whats an apc?"
"Whats voip?"
"Why does the nade launcher kill me if i fire it at my feet!!?"

Those are some of the worst ones ive heard.
Err...you have all 3 of those in vanilla, so how come they dont even know, what that is??
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