Tales of Smacktardery

atps[swe] · Post by **atps[swe]** » 2007-04-14 21:31

I´m not sure if it´s a tardy thing but it anoys the sh*t out of me when the commander spots out enemys in lightspeed. Is´nt it enough to spot out one of the enemys and rely on your team to look out for hostiles when entering the area?

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-04-14 21:34

When you hear " enemy spotted" like 20 times and then open the map only to see 20 red question marks.
Meanwhile i have to get ppl in my squad to repeat themselves because I can't hear over the **********ing retarded ******** fools who want to essentially cheat by getting the Q-spot to show enemies they can't see with the naked eye.

atps[swe] · Post by **atps[swe]** » 2007-04-14 21:51

'atps[swe wrote:']I´m not sure if it´s a tardy thing but it anoys the sh*t out of me when the commander spots out enemys in lightspeed. Is´nt it enough to spot out one of the enemys and rely on your team to look out for hostiles when entering the area?

Come to think about it: How realistic is it that all the soldiers on the battlefield know excactly where the enemies are, and even worse; how they are moving?

El_Vikingo · Post by **El_Vikingo** » 2007-04-14 22:13

Seeing and hearing someone knife a guy for the SVD, and then deny it.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-04-15 08:19

Most smacktard thing, that happens to me is my antivirus: NOD32...
I throws me out of the freaking game every hour, saying something about "Need password and username".
Altough its true, that the damn thing cant update for some reason..but when I play other games, it never kicks me on desktop cos of that message.
But when it does that in PR/BF2, the damn computer needs 3-4 minutes to get back in the game...Im probably dead by then, or left half a mile behind my squad and the frontlines...

Well, I saw smacktards, that all said, that they can fly Littlebirds..then we had half a team of pilots on Muttrah and they complained about not capturing anything...duh, cos you got 3 pilots flying and another 10 sitting on the carrier...when we got into a bird, we waited for the pilot to warm up and take off, only to have the pilots TKing each other in a row, till they all died except for the last one, that survived...

-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba · Post by **-=TB=-Tobakfromcuba** » 2007-04-16 08:59

if you can't eliminate a RP on the carrier you suck.

it can take at least 10 men to find and destroy the rally. meanwhile mecs destroyed lots of assets and guys. its irregular, deviates the match. very often, uncaps are sneakattacked when the attackers team is low on tickets, i see this is poor. (nothing against specs/engineers they destroy assets/vehics)

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-04-16 10:26

I believe that is out of context.
I think kcamping the carrier is a nillasshole move.
But in the example someone used, the whole US team was paralyzed and unable to leave the carrier because 1 single squad had a RP on the carrier.
The carrier is small and mostly open so locating, securing and destryoing the RP should not take more than 1 squad and should only hold the team up for a single helo respawn.
If it takes you more than 5 min to retake the carrier, I'm sorry, but your team sucks.

Epim3theus · Post by **Epim3theus** » 2007-04-16 15:08

Can you place a rally point in water in some way, cause there wouldn t be a lot of room to put a RP on the carrier would there? With being in range of an enemy flag and all.
Maybe it was glitched in a wall or something, i ve spent ages looking for an enemy RP on that jungle map (Mao valley?), enemies spawning right in front of me and stuff. But no RP to be found. Had a good time tho.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-04-17 11:58

lol, reminds me of, when we almost capped the Construction Site on Muttrah, I found a MEC RP, killed the unlucky guy, that spawned there, then shot a 203 in the bags, only to wound myself to death..lol

dementt · Post by **dementt** » 2007-04-18 09:00

Emnyron wrote:Oh dear...
The worst case of **** that ive been into was last night, me and a couple of other peps got into the tank on "Cant-rememberthebleedingmapname,themapwiththecutyusmcvsplathingy" map, and we were having a laugh, blasting poor chinese solders skyhigh..
Then theyr tank shows upp, and blasts us a bit, we manage to kill it, but then i hear the tank comander scream out something along the lines of ," YELLOWEYE WITH RPG!" and bam, we got blasted by some lucky light-at
That was smacktardery at the highest level!

You honestly have no idea what "smacktardery" means now dont you? I can tell a bit, it is usually somebody ruining your game or ruining everybodys game on your side / server etc. etc.

It does not mean that somebody was better and killed you.

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-04-18 23:09

Anyone better than you is cheating and anyone worse than you is a n00b.

Cerberus · Post by **Cerberus** » 2007-04-19 21:44

It's light anti-tank... as in, it's meant to take out armor.

In the Operation Iraqi Freedom, AT-4's were used against Iraqi armor and I read about a T-72 taking out by someone in a recon battalion when he managed to hit the external fuel tank or something along those lines.

bunny · Post by **bunny** » 2007-04-20 03:10

BlackwaterEddie wrote:Smacktardery, me sniping on staircase (and quite well id like to think ) when i notice 10 blokes standing at the foot of the stairs looking up at me, i look down, get shot in the head, and watch as the 10 guys start fighting over my sniper rifle in a mad frenzy

lol ya, sometimes I purposely get Sniper and die in front of a group cuz i know they'll start TKing for it. (Not every group but I can tell which ones will)

Hides-His-Eyes · Post by **Hides-His-Eyes** » 2007-04-23 15:09

On helmand, sopme genuis moves the spawncars from behind some rocks and drives it into a hostile flag, then keeps driving it around so i can't get out...

I try to shoot him to take it away but you can't tk the driver from the passenger position

So he gets shot very quick,y, i try to get into the drivers seat to get it away asap and

BOOM LAW'd

I was so cross

but he did somehting similar about 3 times

Does anyone know who has the [SMFF] tag?

Raic · Post by **Raic** » 2007-04-25 19:09

There I was driving APC and minding my business a little behind my squad and being a nice guy, when suddenly darkdemon (no it wasn't his nick, I can't remeber it) jumped in my APC (0.4) and started killing my squad with the turret and telling me to join his squad! AARGH! Like i change my squad when i finally found nice squad with cool ppl, anyway, i told him very politely to FUCK OFF, but he still insisted that I join his squad while killing my teammates and and calling me brain damaged! After long and painful yelling i decided to take the APC to "deadzone" and he got killed.

.:iGi:. Greg · Post by **.:iGi:. Greg** » 2007-04-26 09:44

ArmedDrunk&Angry wrote:Anyone better than you is cheating and anyone worse than you is a n00b.

Excellent post. That sums up quite a lot of the smacktards.

MadTommy · Post by **MadTommy** » 2007-04-26 10:04

ArmedDrunk&Angry wrote:Anyone better than you is cheating and anyone worse than you is a n00b.

lol that is the attitude you see alot, great quote.
I love getting called a n00b, it really amuses me, dont think i've been accussed of cheating, dam i'll need to practice more

bunny · Post by **bunny** » 2007-04-27 00:55

I've been accused of cheating more times than I have of being a n00b (the kind ppl call other ppl when they obviously suck and keep getting killed by you and barely damaging you)