When you get in a Blackhawk and the guy tries to take off, before the engine warms up...being in a Cobra or Blackhawk and the guy doesnt known how to fly it, goes in circles, moves sideways..or flies 900 kmph over the map and lands randomly around, so the whole crew gets killed by AKs 3 m above the ground...seriously, chopper glass needs to be penetrateable...
Or when I wanted a pilot to take me to a bridge in Basrah and the fucker hovered 200 m above it and told me to bail out..then I said: You retarded, I have no parachute! Yes you do, youre a spec ops...
I bailed out, cos I couldnt stand the guy anymore..and he crashed next to me anyways, lol
What I really hate, when some fucker thinks, hes Leet, flies Cobra without a gunner, some even more dumb smacktard comes with apc and rams the Cobra (Cobra landed, cos the dumbass didnt know, how to fly it), then the APC gets TKed, and when I get into an A10, some shithead brings the Forklift Fan Club on the airstrip...
Seriously: what the fuck do you accomplish by TKing the jet and losing a valuable asset to your team, just because you couldnt get in it first?
edit ^^ I went one afternoon on a vanilla Gulf Of Oman server, and every time, someone tried to take take off with the Su-34, a whole group of guys lined up in front of him and punished him for TK, so the poor fellow got kicked...even the guy, that invited me over Xfire to join him in vanilla, did that...
Tales of Smacktardery
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Rambo Hunter
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Matt23
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It started out with guy joining my squad wanting to be the gunner for my cobra. I said np, get a kit and hop in. Just about when he was getting in, the a10 spawned. He decided he wanted the a10 instead, so he stops right next to it and made his own squad for the commander called a10. While in that process of making the squad someone ran up and nabbed his a10. The guy then stood in front of the a10 and told the guy to get out.
arguments and bitching went on for about 3 minutes in the text box.
after about 3 minutes of arguing I guess some a10 pilot was sick of all the bickering so he swoops over the airfield and strafs the a10 and the guy standing in front of the a10 to end all the bitching.
The end
arguments and bitching went on for about 3 minutes in the text box.
after about 3 minutes of arguing I guess some a10 pilot was sick of all the bickering so he swoops over the airfield and strafs the a10 and the guy standing in front of the a10 to end all the bitching.
The end
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Outlawz7
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Hides-His-Eyes
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At least the spawn is only 15s...l|Bubba|l wrote:Muttrah City 24/7, isn't it wonderfull.
Always burning wrecks from flipped choppers on the carrier to warm your fingers and some lovely people that rescue you with some M4 shots from your uncomfortably chopper seat.
The third "never again" in a hundred years
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Symplify
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Matt23
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not at all, thats bs if you ask me.Symplify wrote:Is t considered smacktardery to attack a light-AT with a knife while his back is turned, have him notice you, try to attack but fall down and small cliff and then get shot in the face by the attacker?I got kicked for doing that once...just so happened I attacked an admin...
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Outlawz7
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O yea, forgot...I dont know, whats fvcking wrong with some euro servers, but seems like all the players there came from PoE2 or something...I go in a Cobra and I ask the pilot, why doesnt he fly to Village, he says: "Oh let the rest get it" and flies to Facility...
Thing is, there is no rest.
They are at:
-airport
-flying
-Facility or any other flag
-spawn raping and camping Palace. I spawned as an insurgent, went looking for the SA-7 and found it on the roof. Apparently, a Marine was trying to do my work, since he had it in his hands!?
-tanks and APCs are being driven all over and getting jihaded
-maybe one or two squads take a Humvee, but usually the motor pool is around the A10
-we don't capture Village, since its a bit harder to take it
-we lose, then 1/2 teamswitches back. I stay insurgents and jihad their asses and they laugh at me that I die too much...well, I dont give a fvck as long as I own them, as soon as they pop up around.
Thing is, there is no rest.
They are at:
-airport
-flying
-Facility or any other flag
-spawn raping and camping Palace. I spawned as an insurgent, went looking for the SA-7 and found it on the roof. Apparently, a Marine was trying to do my work, since he had it in his hands!?
-tanks and APCs are being driven all over and getting jihaded
-maybe one or two squads take a Humvee, but usually the motor pool is around the A10
-we don't capture Village, since its a bit harder to take it
-we lose, then 1/2 teamswitches back. I stay insurgents and jihad their asses and they laugh at me that I die too much...well, I dont give a fvck as long as I own them, as soon as they pop up around.
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KatanaGFR
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A squadleader on Airfield ( MEC side) that lies down a pretty good rally point but doesnt give orders nor talk or type for the whole round.. So to get his attention i yell a bit to him in VOIP, still no reaction.. ( others guys in the squad must have been laughing for me getting pissed at this guy, Colombus666 iirc ). He just proceeds to camp airfield, lays down another nice RP in the "woods".. Stilll no attack order or whatsoever..
So i yell a bit more, even use the squad message to ask him what the plan is, and still nothing...
At a sudden point our rp was destroyed, and we asked him to put down a temp rallypoint near plaza so we could spawn on other RP's and nothing.. After a few minutes everybody is asking the guy to friggin put down a rp and still nothing.. So i grab my AK101, fire off a single bullet in his ***, just to get a reaction, but still nothing... So i fire another one off, which proved to be the lethal shot, and i get punished ( was expecting that ) but still no word...
So after 20 / 30 minutes the guys asked me if i could make a squad, and i did.
Within moments of creating all the guys jumped in my squad and we had a nice game for the rest, with as much RP's as i could place..
And the poor smacktard thinking its cool to be a non responsive asshat teamleader was a teamleader of 1 person for the rest of the round... His own person that is..
So next time i'll see him, i'll invite him to my squad just to be able to kick him out at the moment he dies...
God i hate those kind of people... No talking, giving orders... bah..
So i yell a bit more, even use the squad message to ask him what the plan is, and still nothing...
At a sudden point our rp was destroyed, and we asked him to put down a temp rallypoint near plaza so we could spawn on other RP's and nothing.. After a few minutes everybody is asking the guy to friggin put down a rp and still nothing.. So i grab my AK101, fire off a single bullet in his ***, just to get a reaction, but still nothing... So i fire another one off, which proved to be the lethal shot, and i get punished ( was expecting that ) but still no word...
So after 20 / 30 minutes the guys asked me if i could make a squad, and i did.
Within moments of creating all the guys jumped in my squad and we had a nice game for the rest, with as much RP's as i could place..
And the poor smacktard thinking its cool to be a non responsive asshat teamleader was a teamleader of 1 person for the rest of the round... His own person that is..
So next time i'll see him, i'll invite him to my squad just to be able to kick him out at the moment he dies...
God i hate those kind of people... No talking, giving orders... bah..
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Outlawz7
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I consider myself a tard for not downloading demo files or taking screenshots...
Finding some smacktard USMC, who lands near palace with a Blackhawk and picks up the SA-7, then goes on the roof, like hes gonna shoot down something (insurgents got air assets, didnt you guys know?) and I come and kill him, has to be the most smacktard thing I ever saw...
Finding some smacktard USMC, who lands near palace with a Blackhawk and picks up the SA-7, then goes on the roof, like hes gonna shoot down something (insurgents got air assets, didnt you guys know?) and I come and kill him, has to be the most smacktard thing I ever saw...
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daranz
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Rofl. I remember on Basra (64), a while ago, I was gunning for someone in the Cobra. We flew over the palace, and, to my amazement I noticed a Blackhawk was parked there. There was nobody I could see through the gun sights, no insurgents, no friendlies on the minimap, just the Blackhawk. I was wondering how the hell it got there. I ended up having my pilot land the cobra outside of the palace gate, and I got out, ran to the BH, went through almost the entirety of the startup time (I was nervous since it was the middle of insurgent territory), and flew it all the way back to the airfield. I parked it there, and ran back to cobra (which escorted me home), to do some more gunning. I never did figure out what the hell the BH was doing parked next to the fountain in front of the palace.Outlawz wrote:I consider myself a tard for not downloading demo files or taking screenshots...
Finding some smacktard USMC, who lands near palace with a Blackhawk and picks up the SA-7, then goes on the roof, like hes gonna shoot down something (insurgents got air assets, didnt you guys know?) and I come and kill him, has to be the most smacktard thing I ever saw...
